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[Realmfighter]

being a virgin just gives you a unique perspective.

Unique in it being hilariously erroneous.

[Itnetlolor]

Every version of the 4-chord on YouTube has new songs.

Now I'm not going to be listening to the songs that play at work the same way anymore. I knew something was up with all those songs. Those 4 damn chords play constantly because of every song that's on the work playlist.

At least I managed to spot it before watching this.

[Aqizzar]

Nah, he is not getting a real life sex scene.  My personal policy is that virgins should not write sex scenes, because they don't actually have any idea as to what they're writing about and will more likely than not end up with vague descriptions of throbbing manhoods or whatever.

Never stopped most novelists!

being a virgin just gives you a unique perspective.

Unique in it being hilariously erroneous.

Certainly doesn't stop teen novelists and fanfics.  And just look at how popular that shit is.

[Duke 2.0]

 To other virgins and people who know how laughably erroneous they are anyway.

[Realmfighter]

Unique in it being hilariously erroneous.

I have already answered that implied question.

[Cthulhu]

Nah, he is not getting a real life sex scene.  My personal policy is that virgins should not write sex scenes, because they don't actually have any idea as to what they're writing about and will more likely than not end up with vague descriptions of throbbing manhoods or whatever.

That would also be hilarious.  Write like you've got Gray's Anatomy opened to the male and female genitalia and are trying to figure out how sex works.  Use the most clinical prose possible and write like you only have a passing idea of what goes on in bed.

[Aqizzar]

Remember, it doesn't matter how crazy your sex scene comes off if it's virgins reading it.  Not like they know any better.  Ergo, write a story that appeals to the sexless and desperate.

Wait, I already mentioned fanfic and teen novels, damn.

[Realmfighter]

Write from the perspective of a alien, watching the most insanely kinky sex act writing a report about human sexuality.

End the report with "Leave well enough alone."

[SHAD0Wdump]

Tastes like bread. Almost all bread.


EDIT: And then I was the burger.

[Leonon]

Every version of the 4-chord on YouTube has new songs.

I just looked it up on TV Tropes and found out Caramel Dansen uses those chords too.

The imagining of Axis of Awesome singing it fills me with glee.

[Sowelu]

I backflipped down two flights of stairs for an English class project. I have yet to hear back from the hospital, but I believe I have powderized the bone in my left leg. The video looked pretty damn sweet though. The painkillers have a drowsiness side effect, which I must fight through in order to go to the Harry Potter midnight premier tonight with my girlfriend.

Damn, hope you get better in a reasonable timeframe.  D:

Any action is not bad-ass if it results in your immediate harm.

Tell that to all the times I've set myself on fire.

[Realmfighter]

Setting yourself on fire is not bad-ass.

It might be awesome, but a real bad-ass never lets himself come to harm.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Me and Janet have discerned the burger works so well with my catchphrase...

[Gunner-Chan]

Hiding in a burger ins SPAACCEE!!!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Hiding in a burger ins SPAACCEE!!!

Or at least my desk...

Inside the burger is probably a wormhole into the Gamma sector or something.