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[ein]

Awesome Japanese project.
It's a cooking show.
I may upload when I'm done editing.

[Retro]

Awesome Japanese project.
It's a cooking show.
I may upload when I'm done editing.

That's a really cool project, actually. Yeah, upload it!

[inteuniso]

South Park dug too deep.

Also, Mysterion is an awesome character. I'm betting he's either craig or jimmy, unlikely as it is.

[Realmfighter]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out in sixteen days, on November the 19th.

Why did i not know this.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Look what I have just for you Duke! (click to show/hide)

[KaguroDraven]

Pringels! WANT!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Pringels! WANT!

Eh, Pringles have kind of decreased in quality over the last several years, in my opinion. The only ones that I find to be worth anything anymore are the Salt & Vinegar Pringles, because how can anyone screw up Salt & Vinegar?

[Realmfighter]

Don't make me search up Salt and Vinegar rule 34.

Because I totally will.

[Solifuge]

i just reliaxed, i'm functionaly drunk right now

Is Cortex Command funnier when drunk?

Whats Cortex Command

I'm thinking of Solifuge. Nevermind ^_^

One time I Livestreamed a Cortex Command match while a friend and I were drinking. One time... and I wasn't even drunk! Shut up, I don't have a problem. You have a problem!

BRB. Beating wife and children.


...but seriously, to answer your question, it was significantly funnier; the physics in it are wonky as is, but if you add in slow reflexes and a propensity to think less before making decisions, and your dropships tend to drop troops from near-orbit, which then free-fall and squish against idling rockets, which then explode into shrapnel, and squish the heads of the remainder of your exposed soldiers.

I hope that was entertaining. I remember neither of us had the focus to successfully attack the other's Base, so it sort of devolved into an artful quipping contest later on. The artful part might be rose-tinted glasses, though. I should probably browse through the video library, and see what happened with a clear head. One can only hope it wasn't too embarrassing.

[Duke 2.0]

Don't make me search up Salt and Vinegar rule 34.

Because I totally will.

Those are already stripper names, so shouldn't be too much of a stretch. You'll likely stumble upon a normal porno that happens to have those names.

[ToonyMan]

Playing Cortex Command drunk must be impossible, you have to work hard to just move around in CC normally (depending).

[alway]

The funny thing is, as he revealed under questioning about the not-quite-human violence is, video game makers could get around the laws anyway just by making the games more violent. Take Fallout 3 for example: no REAL human's head would explode like that if hit by a mere teddy bear flung out of a re-purposed vacuum cleaner. Thus the characters must not be human. QED, we can sell it to 4 year old even with the ban. 

[ToonyMan]

I realized today that I've been taking Electronics for four school years now, since I was 14.  I know a hell of a lot about the field now.  I'm going to be taking it for college is what I'm saying.  Oh, speaking of college I found out one of my cousins I used to hang out with is in college now.  Feels like yesterday I would go over his house and we would play Serious Sam and N64 games.

[Realmfighter]

Splice is awesome.

[ein]

Spoiler: *PING!* (click to show/hide)