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[Retro]

My extremely generous italian uncle offered to cover me for a whole grocery trip, and to go wild and be as indulgent as I like. Normally I spend like $30 a week on mostly vegetables, milk, bread, occasionally some beef, and pasta. Right now there is two hundred bucks of just about anything a guy who loves to cook could ever, ever want sitting on my counter. I'm not going to need groceries for months.

[Huesoo]

My extremely generous italian uncle offered to cover me for a whole grocery trip, and to go wild and be as indulgent as I like. Normally I spend like $30 a week on mostly vegetables, milk, bread, occasionally some beef, and pasta. Right now there is two hundred bucks of just about anything a guy who loves to cook could ever, ever want sitting on my counter. I'm not going to need groceries for months.

Any velvetta cheese?

[Aqizzar]

You have extremely generous Italian family with the money to blow on fancy groceries?

I may have to see your tax returns.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sometimes you find the most gloriously fucked text.

>>472138
WAIT I WILL BRING MY SCISSOR
MY DOGS WON'T BE SATISFIED FOR YOUR TINY DICK THOUGH
SO LET ME HAVE YOUR BALL AS WELL

[Retro]

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

[Schilcote]

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

Should've gotten some Brie. In fact, I should go down and eat that remaining chunk of Brie before someone else does.

[Duke 2.0]

 On my way home from school a fancy new spacious bus comes to pick me up. Everything is new and perfectly working and comfortable except for the card reader, so the ride was free. Then the two mile walk from the station home was filled with that air I feel at the end of every season. I can feel the Autumn winds blowing in. It is always a nice sensation to feel, but I'm slightly sad that soon we will be entering the cold, sleeping months of Winter.

[Huesoo]

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

Then how are you supposed to fry then boil meat in cheese?

[Tack]

It's Spring now, Motherfuckers!

[MaximumZero]

So, I was wrestling around with my two year old daughter, and she decided to show me that she's been watching me a little more than I've been giving her credit for. I chased her into the living room, where she climbed up on the couch to get away from me. Before I got there, she had her hands up in a pseudo boxing stance, and when I did get there she unleashed a 1/1/2 combo (left jab, left jab, right cross), and all three shots landed on the point of my chin. It shocked me so badly that I fell over laughing. That little girl's hands are quick.

She started to cry, and when I asked what was wrong, she asked sheepishly, "Timeout now?" b'dawww. I couldn't do it.

[Acanthus117]

Awesome.

Your daughter is awesome.

[JoshuaFH]

You got a little champion on your hands MZ.

[Schilcote]

I think we're going to meet this fellow in Netland soon (got some Swords Of Plot Advancement to give out).

[MaximumZero]

The only problem I saw with her technique was that she left her thumbs up, and she has no footwork. But c'mon, she's two. I can't wait to get her into kickboxing. ^_^

[Akigagak]

You trying to raise an assassin, MZ?

Also, I pity the first boyfriend that dumps her. Preemptive pity.