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[ToonyMan]

Don't tack on anymore puns, we'll keep getting toohoo RAM'd.

[Blargityblarg]

I'm happy because it's damn hard to work my handle into a pun.

[Tarran]

These puns need more Dakk-a.

Blargityblarg, you're Horriblarg. We'll never be able to think of a good pun for your name.

Also, I think my post would go better with a little Cheddarius. Otherwise it tastes Silleh, boy.

[Tack]

Blargityblarg- I don't WANT to work your handle.

Tarran. Acanthu-see you're making me Il. Palazzo stop yorg nonsense before someone gets vect'd.

I enjoy a josephus as much as anyone, but you haspen realise I'm tarran to keep order here?


Edit: I got like, 5 times ninjad here, but I MUST.

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If I'm being too offensive with the liberal use of LOSER, let me know.
However, seeing as you have a young girl eating her own fingers as your avatar, I'm inclined to believe you don't mind.

[ToonyMan]

I use protoss in Starcraft, not tarran.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I'm happy because it's damn hard to work my handle into a pun.

But lo, a resourceful gentleman innovatively transmogrifies your boring label and rejoices gleefully!

[Tack]

I use protoss in Starcraft, not tarran.

I understand you're tarran as hard as you can, and we're all tarran to join in the Merf. But starcraft is not rilder-vant to this conversation, nor footky rild-ising the amazing potential in his username.

Now I don't want to start a tarran-trum, but you could be tarran to understand the... verbal tarran of this board. You can't blow your bugle (tarran-tara) and weave around. You gottarran with it, place a few metaphorical tarran-ts here and there, and always remember where you tar. Rrants are always fun in a conversation, but if you're tarran to topple a tarrant, with only the power of your puns, you're gonna lose, and your best bet is tarrant away, and fast.
The pen might be mightier than the sword, and tarrants might be mightier than DRM, but if you don't learn tar-rantspect your opponent, tar-rant no way you can win.

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[Tarran]

Why are you aTacking me, Tack? What did I ever to Tack you off? Or is my name a Tacket due to how easy it is to make a pun out of my name?

[Tack]

You're learning, Grasshopper. Soon you shall Pun with the grandmasters.

Also, I just captured Moria, and the name changed to Khazad-Dum. That's right, in my own little non-cannon universe, Khazad-Dum has been RE TAKEN.

[Ochita]

And me? I can't put on some tacky pun on my name

[Rilder]

You're learning, Grasshopper. Soon you shall Pun with the grandmasters.

Also, I just captured Moria, and the name changed to Khazad-Dum. That's right, in my own little non-cannon universe, Khazad-Dum has been RE TAKEN.

I've actually declared peace with the two Orc factions along those mountains (For now) I captured a large portion of their territory though and I'm 1 province away from having the entire north edge of the map and uniting the Dwarves.

I'm going peaceful in the mountains for now because on the home front, Dale is almost dead and there are Rhun Armies poking their noses up in my business without declaring war, so I recalled my main army and retrained all its troops to get ready for the Rhun Campaign.

I figure Gimli can handle the East Front, I just got him a couple hundred dragonslayers to give him a bit extra punch if something happens, however.

[Tack]

Yeah, I managed to take the north spine really early (But I STILL can't find any settlement at the top of the map). I've just worked my way down the Misty Mountains to Khazad-Dum, and the Gobbos have one settlement left. Meanwhile, the High elves have declared war against me, so Thorin's Halls are getting hammered, but I've managed to push them back, and I'm about to advance on Mithlond.
Mordor managed to push all the way up into the Mirkwood while Dale was busy kicking Rhun's ass, so I've taken most of that back, but I'm now at a ceasefire with Mordor and Isengard while I finish off the elves and goblins.

But I think Rhun is likely to try and eat me pretty soon.

(Also, I've got the guards of khazad Dum now. Not much attack, but more defense than both the iron guards and the dragonslayers)

[Jackrabbit]

What game is this?

[scriver]

All this talk about STALKER gave me the urge to play it again.
Ten minutes later, I'm getting shot down by military 'copters no matter what I try..
Damn game challenging me!

[Jackrabbit]

Woooo, STALKER! X18 can suck my fast-firing AKU.

I didn't like it, but it wasn't as bad as it was in my mind.