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For obvious reasons...

[Jackrabbit]

That don't involve bestiality, but yeah, a lot of relatives with farms. Guess why.

[scriver]

Barbecue is cooked food given to them by their master. It's not sheep carcass. If they eat sheep carcass, they get ideas.

Burnt sheep carcass, marinaded in corpse-dew for some time, and then left in the backyard sounds a lot like "cooked food given to them by their master" to me.. 

Watch it before your stupid, stinky ignorant country remakes it.

Aaah, go read the book, won't ya?

[Jackrabbit]

Barbecue is cooked food given to them by their master. It's not sheep carcass. If they eat sheep carcass, they get ideas.

Burnt sheep carcass, marinaded in corpse-dew for some time, and then left in the backyard sounds a lot like "cooked food given to them by their master" to me.. 

You don't lightly singe the carcass and then dump it out the back for a dog to get at it, you burn it to bones and ash.
Never work on a farm.

[scriver]

You don't lightly singe the carcass and then dump it out the back for a dog to get at it, you burn it to bones and ash.
Never work on a farm.

Oh, I'll go get a job as a farmhand right now just to spite! I'll show you all I will! *slams door*

[Jackrabbit]

There goes one brave sonnufabitch.
^{He's going to get eaten by a bull.}

[Aqizzar]

They... they do that?  I didn't think...  Man, I don't know as much as I thought I did about farms.

[nenjin]

They... they do that?  I didn't think...  Man, I don't know as much as I thought I did about farms.

Do you seriously not watch TV? It's pretty much an established stereotype for rednecks

Installing Elemental right now, which makes me happy. I will be bumping the rage thread shortly if it doesn't play nice with my ATi card, and then I'll probably be ripping open my PC at 6am to put my old Nvidia card back in.

[Jackrabbit]

They're like zombies 'cept they run faster and have horns.

In fact they're almost exactly like zombies. Consider that for a moment and try and look at a bull the same way again.

[Josephus]

You know what? That's a damn lie and you know it. Were bulls like zombies, then upon being bitten a human would transform into a bull. But that doesn't happen. And thus my world is a little sadder.

[nenjin]

Not only that, zombies aren't scary until there are 50 of them. Just one bull is fucking scary.

[Jackrabbit]

You know what? That's a damn lie and you know it. Were bulls like zombies, then upon being bitten a human would transform into a bull. But that doesn't happen. And thus my world is a little sadder.

Never worked with bulls before, I take it?

[nenjin]

Does watching them molest the guys from Jackass count? If being attacked by a bull turns you into Bam Marjara, then yeah, that's pretty scary in a zombie-like way.

[Aqizzar]

If being attacked by a bull turns you into Bam Marjara, then yeah, that's pretty scary in a zombie-like way.

Sorry Jack, but you're in enough signatures as is.  Like the sentences I pull together for the same reason, I believe sig-space should be for bizarre lines so devoid of context they give pause when scrolling over them.

[Jackrabbit]

You prick. Not because you removed me from your sig, but because I was just about to do that.