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[Urist Imiknorris]

Spoiler: clerverbot is not named bob (click to show/hide)

User: Your name is bob.
Cleverbot: No. Try again.
User: No, your name is bob.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: You are bob.
Cleverbot: Ok, I am Bob.
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm geoff.
User: No, you're bob. I am also bob.
Cleverbot: That is where you are incorrect.
User: No you are incorrect!
Cleverbot: How am I incorrect!
User: I am bob! You are also bob!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you! We are both bob!
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: No, you are not, you are katie.
User:
Cleverbot: I think it's a compliment. How couldn't it be?

I really confused it...

You did that because it said it was bob when I asked it if it was Boxbot, didn't you?

[dragnar]

Spoiler: clerverbot is not named bob (click to show/hide)

User: Your name is bob.
Cleverbot: No. Try again.
User: No, your name is bob.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: You are bob.
Cleverbot: Ok, I am Bob.
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm geoff.
User: No, you're bob. I am also bob.
Cleverbot: That is where you are incorrect.
User: No you are incorrect!
Cleverbot: How am I incorrect!
User: I am bob! You are also bob!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you! We are both bob!
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: No, you are not, you are katie.
User:
Cleverbot: I think it's a compliment. How couldn't it be?

I really confused it...

You did that because it said it was bob when I asked it if it was Boxbot, didn't you?

maybe...

[Realmfighter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYKJuDxYr3I&a=jUcGsNfxArw&playnext_from=ML

Music was so much better before i was born.

[Solifuge]

That Cleverbot is one smooth operator.

I'm happy that I finally got around to reading The YOU Testament 2: Islamic Boogaloo.  Holy Mother of God.

Spoiler: Oh lord... that was... I can't even... (click to show/hide)

*Cues massive brawl*

That is comedy gold.

Edit:

I'm nearly certain MDickie did this because he's a cherry-picking neopaganist twit who blasphemes against everything he says he believes while cobbling it together in some horrible, eldritch K'Nex version of a holy book.

[Acanthus117]

What game is that?

[Realmfighter]

The YOU Testament.

[Duke 2.0]

 The You Testament. By the self-proclaimed greatest game designer and programmer of all time M Dickie. Although I would advise finding the texture mod pack that General Ironicus made. It... it somehow improves it.

[Realmfighter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuG35Tbrtbw&a=jUcGsNfxArw&playnext_from=ML&playnext=1

AWESOMESAUCE.

[Acanthus117]

I'm laughing so hard, and I'm only on the first part!

[Aqizzar]

Actually, it's "The Making of a Prophet".  "The YOU Testament" was about the life of Jesus (with a very big sort of qualifier), and was riddled with crazy ass bugs and design flaws, including random character looks and massive brawls breaking out every few minutes, which doesn't even touch the systematic MDickie mindfuckery.  "Making of a Prophet" is about the life of Mohammad, and MDickie actually did get rid of some of the ridiculous bugs, and managed to hew a little closer to actual scriptural meaning.  A little.  It's utterly fucked in a lot of new ways though.  All come highly recommended.

However, the "Hard Time" intermission (an earlier MDickie game he adapted into his religious tracts) took me back in time to the SA Goldmine thread Prison Nation.  I highly recommend you not read it if you want to sleep for the next few days, or live the rest of your life without pausing with cold chills.  I still mention this in the Happy thread, because it reminds me exactly why I wanted to devote my career-life to politics.  However much I hate it, I couldn't look away if I wanted to.

[Solifuge]

I literally couldn't breath when I got to the page that screenshot was from. Thank you for the link, Aqizzar.

[Aqizzar]

You can hear the anger.  The shear universal anger at continued existence.  It goes _{uuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnn}

[Vester]

WHAT THE HELL

AAAAAA

[Acanthus117]

That LP is the awesomest shit I've ever read.

Especially the part where the dude recreates his character in that other game.

[ein]

The best part: he still has the nails in his arm after he leaps off the cross.
Later on, he copies the appearance of the Satan equivalent and hugs him.
With the nails in his arm.
They disappear after you leave the area though, so naturally, he had to get crucified again.

I couldn't read past a couple updates after the other game intermission, unfortunately.