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[Acanthus117]

It's hilarious.

FINISH READING IT

[Cheeetar]

However, the "Hard Time" intermission (an earlier MDickie game he adapted into his religious tracts) took me back in time to the SA Goldmine thread Prison Nation.  I highly recommend you not read it if you want to sleep for the next few days, or live the rest of your life without pausing with cold chills.  I still mention this in the Happy thread, because it reminds me exactly why I wanted to devote my career-life to politics.  However much I hate it, I couldn't look away if I wanted to.

That's horrible.

[Nivim]

And then I tried the cleverbot vs. alice thing.

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ME: Hello
Clever: Hello
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Hey there!
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Are you my friend?
Alice: Yes, Unknown person: We are as one.
Clever: I'm not an unknown person, I'm your friend pickle.
Alice: Oh i'm sorry what is your name? That's a flattering offer.
Clever: I am not called george I am called Cleverbot and I am 16.
Alice: Welcome to my chat room, Cleverbot. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Clever: No, I haven't. You asked me what I like to drink, not if I was drinking.
Alice: Oh now I remember asking you you what you like to drink not if you were drinking. What did you say?
Clever: I said yes!
Alice: ...
Clever: Where do you work?

FAILURE. I need to try with Jabberwocky.

How do you access that?

 On the Cleverbot, most of the nonsensical responses are from people giving nonsensical responses. It's like a delayed, scrambled, completely anonymous, IRC channel. I've been injecting good proverbs and philosophy into it. I've also attempted to begin statements about the bot with "this program" or "this one" because it's something that both I and the bot could say.

[Cheeetar]

I'm trying to teach Cleverbot the lyrics to Still Alive, because it knows the lyrics to What is Love.

Wait, it already knows them half of the time. 

[dragnar]

I'm trying to teach Cleverbot the lyrics to Still Alive, because it knows the lyrics to What is Love.

Wait, it already knows them half of the time. 

But not quite all... it get infected by meme partway through:

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User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What was?

User: I'm making a note here, huge success.

Cleverbot: What was a huge success?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot (To myself): Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot (To myself): And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot (To myself): And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot (To myself): As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot (To myself): And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot (To myself): So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot (To myself): For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot (To myself): That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance.

Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is a lie!

[Armok]

I were happy yesterday, because of the beuty of the universe in general and stuff like that.

This is my hand...

Spoiler: The light blue shadow on my fourth and third knuckles is a bruise (click to show/hide)

after bashing it into people's faces when they wouldn't get out of my way.  Those faces are protected by metal masks.  My hand is cut up because I haven't regained the privilege of wearing armor yet, after my 6-year break from the sport.

The head sensei says he hasn't seen anyone that aggressive in many years (usually, people are smart enough not to do that), and commended my fighting spirit.  He also thought I was two ranks higher than I actually am o_O  Another sensei joked around about how I must have been at the dojo for years and years.

Whee ~  I'm so happy

You'd make a great RPG character. Battle mathematician.

[Jackrabbit]

I'm trying to teach Cleverbot the lyrics to Still Alive, because it knows the lyrics to What is Love.

Wait, it already knows them half of the time. 

But not quite all... it get infected by meme partway through:

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User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What was?

User: I'm making a note here, huge success.

Cleverbot: What was a huge success?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot (To myself): Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot (To myself): And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot (To myself): And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot (To myself): As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot (To myself): And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot (To myself): So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot (To myself): For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot (To myself): That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance.

Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot is stupidbaddumb.

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User: If I were a rich man.

Cleverbot: What if you were.

User: All day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man.

Cleverbot: Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify.

User: That's not the... You know the song? If I Were A Rich Man? It's in Fiddler on The Roof.

Cleverbot: Can you do the shoulder thing.

User: Can you go shove a brick up your urethra?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright then. Do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do some comedy.

Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know I have homework?

[Aqizzar]

Man, you people are still abusing Cleverbot?  Hasn't the poor guy danced for your amusement long enough?

Anyway, happiness is getting nine hours of sleep for the first time in three weeks.  Feels good.  And now I'm on mandatory vacation.  See y'all in about five days.

[dragnar]

I am done with my first year of college! Exams are over! I am free!!!!

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[Acanthus117]

FREEDOME

[Urist Imiknorris]

Man, you people are still abusing Cleverbot?  Hasn't the poor guy danced for your amusement long enough?

We play Dwarf Fortress. Nothing can dance for our amusement long enough.

[Jack_Bread]

I am finally trying Maid RPG today with a friend.

[Rilder]

Google Pacman haha

[Duke 2.0]

I am done with my first year of college! Exams are over! I am free!!!!

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FUCKYEA THIS

[Vester]

I am done with my first year of college! Exams are over! I am free!!!!

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FUCKYEA THIS

I just finished my third semester at university. Good on you!