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[Cthulhu]

Those girls are australian though, they're poisonous.

Also, interesting fact.  Everything in Australia is either unique or a poisonous version of something else, except possums.  Possums are strangely reversed.  Australian possums are adorable.  American possums are like Australian possums if they were addicted to crystal meth (And considering they live in the midwest, they probably are)

[KaelGotDwarves]

Not sure if Jackrabbit is bi, but generally the nomenclature is "girlfriend" for dating and "girl friend" for girl who is a friend - likewise for boys. "Lady friend" may or may not be ambiguous.

[Dsarker]

Those girls are australian though, they're poisonous.

Also, interesting fact.  Everything in Australia is either unique or a poisonous version of something else, except possums.  Possums are strangely reversed.  Australian possums are adorable.  American possums are like Australian possums if they were addicted to crystal meth (And considering they live in the midwest, they probably are)

You're being foolish here. Not everything is either unique or poisonous. Sometimes it's both.

[warhammer651]

Those girls are australian though, they're poisonous.

Also, interesting fact.  Everything in Australia is either unique or a poisonous version of something else, except possums.  Possums are strangely reversed.  Australian possums are adorable.  American possums are like Australian possums if they were addicted to crystal meth (And considering they live in the midwest, they probably are)

You're being foolish here. Not everything is either unique or poisonous. Sometimes it's both.

But some sheep in certain climes are neither unique or poisonous. they are merely flesh-eating

[Blargityblarg]

Also, interesting fact.  Everything in Australia is either unique or a poisonous version of something else, except possums.  Possums are strangely reversed.  Australian possums are adorable.  American possums are like Australian possums if they were addicted to crystal meth (And considering they live in the midwest, they probably are)

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of eight possums having sex on a tin roof at three in the morning. Shit is looooud, and more than makes up for Yank possums robbing old ladies at gunpoint to get their fix.

[Aqizzar]

Shit is looooud, and more than makes up for Yank possums robbing old ladies at gunpoint to get their fix.

Yeah, the robbing I can put up with.  At least Yank opossums have the decency to hide when they're doin' it.


Anyway, been watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day.  Great movie when I was a kid, but I appreciate it more as an adult.  Mostly because holy crap what did this cost to make?  Driving trucks off bridges, rolling them into foundries, blowing up office buildings, flying helicopters under overpasses, and car crashes every other scene.  What a production.

[Remalle]

eight possums having sex on a tin roof

...with each other?  As in, all at once?

[Blargityblarg]

eight possums having sex on a tin roof

...with each other?  As in, all at once?

It's best not to know.

[fqllve]

eight possums having sex on a tin roof

...with each other?  As in, all at once?

Aussie opossums are distantly related to bonobos.

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, that's a good point.  American ones don't mate because they hate everything and I'm pretty sure they're born with rabies.

[Bauglir]

They're actually spontaneously generated from a combination of raw hatred, motor oil, and roadkill.

[Tellemurius]

Well so far you guys are proving that anything that is borderline batshit insane is south of the 35N latitude line.

[Aqizzar]

Well so far you guys are proving that anything that is borderline batshit insane is south of the 35N latitude line.

Whatever the animal is, up north they breed'm big.  Down south, we breed'm deadly.

Even though Australia is sort of north again by latitude in this analogy.  Why are there no cold climates in the southern hemisphere?

[Blargityblarg]

Well so far you guys are proving that anything that is borderline batshit insane is south of the 35N latitude line.

Whatever the animal is, up north they breed'm big.  Down south, we breed'm deadly.

Even though Australia is sort of north again by latitude in this analogy.  Why are there no cold climates in the southern hemisphere?

Antarctica, and some of South America.

[Dsarker]

There are. Everything around Canberra gets to Siberian temperatures in winter. Of course, in summer, it's more saharan.