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[Dirst]

140 porcas

[ZM5]

Some sites and pops:
2 rhinotrolls
1 humangle toads
676 saber shaman outcasts
24 giant pygmies
7 lost rats
8 koboldgriff
97 iron owls
Owner: Tomeducks
2556: Lustentaur
350 horseshaman: Golds", centark pits
350 elephantowellows
350 eliminativenly beak dogs
shark trolls
25 skingle trolls
8 pond troll orcs
4935: Snotaurs
44 fel mensnailcontrolls
85 tark treat
98 lost mountaur
9 tar men
26 cave crack birds

Also took some of the site pops travesties from the last few pages and travestified them:
192 wombatrolls
4 barillockatielsharks
7218 grountaurses
100 ching cocks", two-humand owls
4045 wild boards
23 buffalo toads
350 cave sharpies
387 ogrizzly beer
192 women
4 pond fire men
2 kangoferal
goferats
2 butted elves
250 nightmare men
25 groaning of Bone
2523 giant pondeer
17 leon owls
8 ogreepy crocodice
24 her buffalos
84 cave bean skats
23 hyenating cougar
5 whalibuttlesnails
And finally:
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes

[Sean Mirrsen]

Some more classic travesties:


[ATTACK:PUNCOMMON_AXE_GOLD:1:PAW]

[WEAPON_BLACK:BITE:CHILD_NAME:loincloth bear:speed.  It humanoid wine]

[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites]

[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER]

[GLOVEBIRTH]

You mightlessness:ogres:ogre:ogress has truetype only add thing]

[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]

[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]

We alcohol mammal.  In gended that turquoise, male cursor.  Change wing]

[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH]

[NAME is needs]

[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]

[IF_EXTRAVISIBLE_POETIC_SENSE:50]

[COMPETITIONALITY]

[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]

[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]

Next we handled pointered catkins were weedy body.  It's all.]

[EXTREME_ROAST]

circumstance hands]

[AMBUSHTIT_MAXVEL:4]item inseeker's bird.]

Then its drink from them ears]

[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384]

[SOUND_INSTRUM_MAKE_SOCIALATTACK]

[LEATHEMATICIAN]

[ITEMCORPSE_QUICK]

Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.]

[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]

[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12]

[REACTION:UNTHINKABLE:LEISURE_EXTREME_ROSE_SETTLED_BY_YEAR:8]

And finally:
[ABUSE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]

[Dirst]

[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] Strangely appropriate

[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]  Succubi?

[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]  Because 351 would be excessive.

[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]  A convenient feature!

[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]  Obviously.

[EXTREME_ROAST]  Dwarfy and nutritious.

Then its drink from them ears]  Running elves thru the still.  I approve.

[ITEMCORPSE_QUICK]  Before it reanimates!  Too late.

[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]  One of the more useful adventure-mode reactions.

[Nakéen]

2 rhinotrolls - The horror
1 humangle toads - Not toad, toads (plural toadses). A rare variant that mangle humans.
676 saber shaman outcasts - Saber shaman. I need this in my life.
7 lost rats - Wanted: 7 Lost rats, call Urist Lostrats at the following number.
8 koboldgriff -
97 iron owls - Like keas, but sturdier and calmer.
2556: Lustentaur - A rare subspecies of the centaur, driven by its incredible lust. Explaining their high numbers.
350 horseshaman: Golds", centark pits - The "Golds", a tribe of horseshamans living in the centark pits...
350 eliminativenly beak dogs -
shark trolls - A crazy troll-merger mage is creating deadly troll monstrosities... Or it's just a shark that troll the player by scaring dwarves
25 skingle trolls - Thus called for their tendency to skin people so fast only a faint tingle is left afterward
8 pond troll orcs - The new carp
4935: Snotaurs - Centaurs made of snot...Yeew
44 fel mensnailcontrolls - The mad troll-merger mage went overboard here
98 lost mountaur - Breaking News : 98 mountaurs (mountain centaurs) lost during a casual alpinism trip...
9 tar men - Don't let them approach magma
26 cave crack birds - The cave variant is even more junky than the surface one

Also took some of the site pops travesties from the last few pages and travestified them:
192 wombatrolls - Stop troll merger, you're going too far !
4 barillockatielsharks - Now you will know why you fear the sea
7218 grountaurses - Seems like a huge and bulky dinosaur ready to stomp you to death
4045 wild boards - So Bay12 forums ?
23 buffalo toads - Surprisingly... normal
350 cave sharpies - Magpies with deadly talons
387 ogrizzly beer - The newest beer brand "O-grizzly®", with a taste as savage as a grizzly !
192 women - A female-only species of human
4 pond fire men - Their few numbers aren't that surprising
2 kangoferal - Feral kangaroos are out for blood...
2 butted elves -
250 nightmare men - This. I want this.
25 groaning of Bone - Actually sounds great
2523 giant pondeer - It made me ponder a lot
5 whalibuttlesnails - Whale-sized snails with butterfly wings. How terrifying...
And finally:
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes - Just when you thought you couldn't get more aye

[ATTACK:PUNCOMMON_AXE_GOLD:1:PAW] - An attack consisting of a pun involving an axe, gold and paw.

[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] - Close enough

[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER] - A civ where cracking your knuckles is a way to greet each other

[GLOVEBIRTH] - The gloves obstetricians wear.

[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350] - Limiting number of shot Magpie to 350 to reduce Lag

We alcohol mammal.  In gended that turquoise, male cursor.  Change wing] - So dwarves ?

[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH] - EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN TUNA SOCIETY

[NAME is needs] - Tag used by uninspired modders who can't come up with good names

[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON] -

[IF_EXTRAVISIBLE_POETIC_SENSE:50] - Showing off increase Poetic Sense

[COMPETITIONALITY] - Someone with a competitive personality ?

[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD] - BADASS

[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH] - Have you ever got punched by a Muscular Cabinet ?

Next we handled pointered catkins were weedy body.  It's all.] - Yeah, that's all. Just a normal day after all.

[EXTREME_ROAST] - You thought roasts couldn't get roaster

circumstance hands] - A miserable excuse for a kleptomaniac

[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384] -

[SOUND_INSTRUM_MAKE_SOCIALATTACK] - The sound of these instruments is an offense to a whole society

Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.] - Aah, backpack magic.

[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12] - I could see this as an enchantment randomly applied to turbans : you get a level 12 unconsciousness upon wearing them

[Eric Blank]

Some more classic travesties:

Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.]

Never seen someone so pathetically tiny butcher a whale so quickly!

[Sean Mirrsen]

Some more from the same batch:


[NATURALISM:PUNISHMENT:SAGUARO]

Monitor of very small, graphics" folder lives a grey fort musa temperaturally only token custard-apple dye]

[ENTERS_NO_CLOAK:CASHES]

[DEMON_NAME:sockets item_gloves]

[PRONE_TO_STATUE]

Shouldn't tusk:tusks again.

[PRIORITY:HATEABLE:SACRIFICATION]

[VEGETATION_NUM:TEST_ALBATROSSBOW:BOLT]

[RECEIVE_TAN_NUM:TEST_ALCOHOL_DEPTH:25:731:488:250:1709]

[SPECIAL_BARN]

Wolved fig-limb, great prowess]

[NAME is some next).  You couldn't and given that did tongue]

Use that feet]

[USE_FEMALE:kings getting, shape]

[HABIT:USE_CAVES]

[PRECIPITATION:MISGUIDED]

[IMPROVED_BEDROOM_TEMPERATOR]

Uristics.  100.  Available, whiskey]

[EROSION_SCREW_DRINKLE:154]

[TWIGS_SIT]

This item insidium grasp to breed]

[VAMPIRE_NECK_FRILLIANTAXEBLADE]

[LAYED_OFF_NO_HEAD:BY_HEIGHT_TRAP]

[GAIT:COFFEE]

[APPLY_COLONY_TROUT_RACKS:5]

[PLUS_TEMPLE:NO_EATER_FLUFFY]

[KILL_ENEMY:ACCEL_LIMIT about solves]

[PET_EXEMPTIONS_FROM_TALLOW_MAKING:mischief]

[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK_PEACH:1:PEACH]

And finally:
We always cake]

[Loam]

One more batch of these, then back to regular raws:

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   13 horrorberegrizzly beasters
   8999 flying cobra men
   Glittery gibbons
   8 gorlak wolves
   3 grinty Tormen
   14051 pythmastspider bushed Empirsaffroney bears
   17611 rabblins
   838 black marks
   52 horsewer bushed boarf
   6 wilight freatinchovies
   1 midnight flying Speechicks
   40 bruteboot
   100 gread slator shashed giant chidnight froglos
   8 chickensingers
   Sizzly bear
   Blizzly bears
   6 coats
   8 barn outcasts
   Parent Civ: The Impurest red owls
   3 portificats
   2 wild buffalossowarves
   96 horror of Geniuses
   11 human mans
   4692 elephandas
   8743 lar bumbered cougarooses
   195804 ayes
   708 red littles
   129024 polarge rack ratfish
   40 buffy waterpies
   176 creepy crabbrowed tiger eelhead sters
   3065134 pond coats
   1780 hone-handas
   53595 mamblers
   151610 octopulating eyellow spiders
   10314869 alligatortoises
   788 rattle wraiths
   10509 fire impalas
   7014729 bees of snails
   4038892648650 elephant ants
   53053 midnight badgers
   901 giant earthone-humperhead squirrels
   Unnumbered squitos
   25794241 cave shade drunicorpionsters
   45 giant kanged panda mound cockations (Caucasians?)
   6166 blue phandas
   Unnumbered buzzardvarks
   24680 hungry magpies
   115 ballies
   14318 blobs
   13047 lorikeetahs
   144739 steelhead shoe crawlers
   30 moose moles
   40037982748 gigatoo brows
   860 giant gray giant gringoosesh beavens
   105912 eagle steam
   1508 giant leech badgehogs
   3160 spermite-spotted tiger crocodillasselflies
   28851 giant bumblers
   6032 bloonsters
   2369 wild bushmasked hornbacklesnapping spiny dogs
   31408 tamarine froglodytes

and

   Unnumbered flying Unded slugs

I also tried travestifying some Shakespeare. It took some work to make it funny, and eve then it's only really funny if you know Shakespeare. Still, there were some good bits:

HAMLET: I could interpret between maid's legs.
OPHELIA: No, my lord.

KING CLAUDIUS: I was killed me.

BERNARDO: Long live the king that's dead.

[Sean Mirrsen]

It occurred to me that the travesties work a lot better when the source is an ordered, cleanly separated list of things to mix up.
It then occurred to me that there's a particular file in the DF folder that is exactly like that, but is only rarely seen here.

Let's see some travesties of release_notes.txt:


   (*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.
   (*) SDL strict pop cap to drinks in militia not worth their berries/etc.).
   (*) Worker be settled peopling certain reputation-at-a-distance, to makers fail to attack, destroyed
   (*) Zombie (can't removing mercenarios, since we'll better undead
   (*) Used adjectivity crashing hospital goods, for reviewing you
   (*) Devoted hidden building rooms
   (*) Goblins.  This'll press couldn't happen.  People, anyway.
   (*) Improved later
   (*) XML export now, a few lizards
   (*) Festivals occur whereby medical inventory struct/destructed again.  Hopefully it'll see what sorts in old civilian weapon
   (*) Neck gets same orders now, unless afraid of "No Job" while, sometimes
   (*) Giant undead AI
   (*) Bandits from skipping old hospital more new planned, I should happiness, death
   (*) Got rid of furnace react properly
   (*) Auto-assignment alarmed wanderstanding paragraph at targets, paper is still sometimes livestock.
   (*) Cleared any seasons forbidden/forbidden area/depth of alcohol poison cap
Next up fruit animated minimap crash involving thought text experiments.txt
   (*) Typo with children might (so that!  I've also exist in marriage things like sleeping/isolation
   (*) Update cave-in announced
   (*) Zombies not seeking saves instrument and you couldn't be surprised in thoughts
   (*) Handle glacier and engage in disputes
   (*) Handle glaciers from overwrite, anyway.
   (*) Wall/floor corpse pieces unwilling/incapacitated out sits attempting and you know what stone and demands
Major burrow assignments to evaluate now operature channel digging breaks that!  I'd that!  I've tried too many other
   (*) Megabeast 1 item (ag), then use up during your attack?" gives as we go, but dwarf happens!
   (*) New stuffed invaders that skill effects to Knight new.
   (*) Stopped for a bits.
   (*) Made people play proper stacks screen
   (*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)

And finally:
   (*) Wooden create, but I have been grabbed forever

[ZM5]

Lol, these are so Engrishy, they remind me of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.

It's like they ALMOST make sense, but not quite.

[Dirst]

Lol, these are so Engrishy, they remind me of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.

It's like they ALMOST make sense, but not quite.

I thought it was the release notes for an Atari game

[Cyroth]

   (*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.

If the vegetation only shouts when nobody-is-around, does it make a sound?

   (*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)

Do I even want to know what inappropriate things Quietust tried to do to trees? And when did he turn into an elf anyways?

   151610 octopulating eyellow spiders
   7014729 bees of snails
   1508 giant leech badgehogs

I have no idea what those things would be, but I'm going to have nightmares anyways. Thank you very much.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Some more from the release notes, this time the whole file, top to bottom:

(*)update dwarvestigial categories incoming we shopping own work-around.
(*)implemented conventory spam)
(*)updating group's symbol to square now.  Leaves loaded
(*)extended geld indicate un-fun now has begun.  Getting gobs and everybody friendly
(*)amplify typo when repeating successible, you abort any than X dimension sizes
(*)toes/fingers thank you feeling
(*)obliterate Bowman naming werewolf crash
(*)elves grow intelligent tropical even playing
(*)made randomly selecting you go backpacks/bridge, for November!  With text
(*)various raw adamantine crab watering
(*)elves grow up 10x as fastest forest statues etc.
(*)lots moving site tragic barrel jobs, so we'll also handle plaster
(*) Tavern keyboard
(*) Stopped localize from seeking artificator release bloodgates
(*) chasm shut off by tags
(*)corrupting furniture are dynaming on typos can be bound volcaning4!)
(*) did some shout possible arguments in added with to stories
(*) Respect z cooking dwarf mode now.
(*) Displayer screwing a world.
(*) Stopped some inform item from want.


And let's get some sites and pops on top of that:

   22 jaguar monkeys
   7 armadillar men
   84 pant Civ: The Bean Kingdom, humans
   26 leopark frill tigers
   Unnumbered Plaintickens
   Parent cowshino of Frillows
   3750 horrowship, human
   70 sponder men
   4 sponghopperial Vegetation, elves
   10 squirrels of Drillins
   Parent Civ: The Unbridled men
   Owner: The Pregrizzle, elves
   16 fluffin of Justibulls
   26 leech butters of Drilliant
   89855 giant Civ: The Bejeweleopards
   18 giant kak dogs
   25100 gigantic squirred dwarf visitor snails
   Owner: Dlidus, kobolds
   453472 hungry heads
   90 giant harp sea nettle jellyfish
   15 giant one-humped cameleons
   3361 giant hoary marlins
   1207310 chinchmonster buffalos
   lady: Warm Glacier, humans
   60 amphibian mako Ratmenacecluse sharks
   960 floater buffalos
   40520 nautilus macaque men
   2956 moth bear men
   10 horseshoot, dwarves
   14687 flesh ballseduced, human
   6 masked moose
   1224880 creature of the nightmarestriches
   1 giant grizzly beast

And finally:
   6449 giant badger sharks

[Loam]

   [GENERATE_MUSICAL_FORTRESS_OIL_FACE:UNTHING]

   [WEAPON_SWORD_SHOES_SANDATE_DANCE_FOREST:2]

   [PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVERY:UNTHINKABLE]

   [ARMOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]

   [SPOUSE_BONINGS_HANGING:NOT_APPLICABLE_CUT_GEM]

   [UNDEAD_CANDIDATE_MUSICAL_DISSECTOR]

   [BRAG_ON_VALUE:HAIR]

   [LIKES_SHORT]

   [WORLD_CUTTER]

   [EXPORTED_BEARD_BEDROOM:1500]

   can also use SCHOLAR:CHEESE_MAN]

   [USE_BONINGS:COMMAND]

   [MELTING_CHIN_WHISKERS]

   [BOILING_CHILD:3]

   [CREATURE_EXTRA_BUTCH_SIZE:20]

   [FEATURAL_SKILL:BITE:CHILD:10]

   [TRIGGERABLE:LOWERBODY_PINCERS]

   [VALUE:MEAT_BONING:dams]

   [PLANT_BEARD]

   [EXPORT:MOUSTACHE]

   [UNIMPROVED_BAGUETTE_COOKING2]

   [SQUADRUPED_GAITS:90:95:98:100700]

   [AMPHIBIAN_MACE]

   [VALUES_AND_TURBAN:UNCOMMANDALISM:NOT_FROM:LEECH]

   [BLOOD:LIQUID:rice:0:0]

Finally:
   [RANGE_BONINGS:COMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW]
      [SPECIALATTACK]

[Eric Blank]

There's a lot of boning and child-killing going on in that run. You can tell what's on the travestificator's mind.