It occurred to me that the travesties work a lot better when the source is an ordered, cleanly separated list of things to mix up.
It then occurred to me that there's a particular file in the DF folder that is exactly like that, but is only rarely seen here.
Let's see some travesties of release_notes.txt:
(*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.
(*) SDL strict pop cap to drinks in militia not worth their berries/etc.).
(*) Worker be settled peopling certain reputation-at-a-distance, to makers fail to attack, destroyed
(*) Zombie (can't removing mercenarios, since we'll better undead
(*) Used adjectivity crashing hospital goods, for reviewing you
(*) Devoted hidden building rooms
(*) Goblins. This'll press couldn't happen. People, anyway.
(*) Improved later
(*) XML export now, a few lizards
(*) Festivals occur whereby medical inventory struct/destructed again. Hopefully it'll see what sorts in old civilian weapon
(*) Neck gets same orders now, unless afraid of "No Job" while, sometimes
(*) Giant undead AI
(*) Bandits from skipping old hospital more new planned, I should happiness, death
(*) Got rid of furnace react properly
(*) Auto-assignment alarmed wanderstanding paragraph at targets, paper is still sometimes livestock.
(*) Cleared any seasons forbidden/forbidden area/depth of alcohol poison cap
Next up fruit animated minimap crash involving thought text experiments.txt
(*) Typo with children might (so that! I've also exist in marriage things like sleeping/isolation
(*) Update cave-in announced
(*) Zombies not seeking saves instrument and you couldn't be surprised in thoughts
(*) Handle glacier and engage in disputes
(*) Handle glaciers from overwrite, anyway.
(*) Wall/floor corpse pieces unwilling/incapacitated out sits attempting and you know what stone and demands
Major burrow assignments to evaluate now operature channel digging breaks that! I'd that! I've tried too many other
(*) Megabeast 1 item (ag), then use up during your attack?" gives as we go, but dwarf happens!
(*) New stuffed invaders that skill effects to Knight new.
(*) Stopped for a bits.
(*) Made people play proper stacks screen
(*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)
And finally:
(*) Wooden create, but I have been grabbed forever