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That was hilarious!
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens.
[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]
Still a little unsure what to make of that one, oh hey, materials, make...
[PERMITTEDDED]
Only the ded know peace from this insanity.
[NOT_FACE]
You must yield!
Ok ok, just not in the face!
[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2]
[HAUGHTINESS:-100]
[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]
Again, DUCK... or, sway to the left...
50 Pupper body:upper buffalos
Ah yes, the early experiments at breeding buffalo wings, where the scientist didn't hear "puffin" and used puppies... a dark day indeed.
[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]
My Anaconda Man is interested.
1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP]
[TIL_BROOKLYN]
[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]
Obviously this is why they were going to Brooklyn.
[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]
We've secretly replaced their Folger's with this, let's see if they can tell the difference.
*screams can be heard in the other room*
*moose noises*
*sounds like a moose spidering someone in the pants flower*
The worst part of waking up, is Weremoose in your cup.
[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]
This should be an official part of the dwarven entity.
[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]
You saw it, that Weremoose had a gnu!
[MOUTH:2WINGS]
mffrghblf, mfrgharjlf?
[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]
*gets down one knee*
*opens the box slowly*
*her eyes sparkle with tears, she nods her head and reaches out, her fingers nearing the box*
*KASNICKT*
*blood everywhere*
Diamond Ringtraps, she'll pretty much have to... go to the emergency room.
[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]
This should also be an official part of the dwarven entity.
[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]
You lick the slaps.
You retch.
[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]
Well, ok... I was gonna go with the head, but this'll work.
[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]
Sneaky Pythagorean bastards.
[SPHERE:MALE]
Didn't we go over this before?
[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH]
[SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:100]
[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000]
[SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:60000]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]
How much leaf can an elf leaf leaf if an elf can leaf leaves?
[ELEVATION_LEAKS]
...I thought there was nobody up there... what else are you supposed to do from a mountain peak?
7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]
*snickers violently*
Unnumbra these evils
What about those evils over there, the northy ones?
[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]
Inthtead of Shirth and Skinth, it'th righth and lefth?
humped legs
NO! BAD DOG! DAMMIT, SOMEONE GET A GELDER IN HERE!
[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]
Well, if you insist. *hyup*
[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]
...and you I will call 'Charles' I guess.
7009 longnoses, elf
"Did you say I had 7009 pig noses?"
'No, I said you had 7009 long noses.'
"Oh, right, that I do."
[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS]
[Strongest Scent: Monkeysex]
1:Human Axeman: Anywhere but here.
[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]
2:Goblin Swordsman: I was wrong, monkeysex place was better.
[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]
3: Elf Pikeman: *omnomnom* Thisth plathe ith good.
The human axeman retches
The goblin swordsman retches
[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]
Rumrusher, can you draw me a tiny little ukelele being played by ants for bogeymen?
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real reprimander!
[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]
5: Dwarf Kumquatician: I've been considering kumquats.
[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]
That can't be sustatinable.
[PLAYABLE_HEAD]
You damn kids get out of here, stop kicking that head around!
[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE]
[Strongest Oder: Large Monkeysex]
6:You: Come, let's get out of here.
[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]
So I went through all that shit to slay a giant, and all I get is a fucking jewelfish?
I mean, it is rather pretty... guess I'll use it for a brooch or something.
[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]
I am skeleton everything? I am skeleton eating. I am skeleton drinking?
[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]
Oh god, Bruce... don't worry, I'll carry on your legacy...
And finally:
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER: ]
Ignore number what?