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[Nyxalinth]

Time for the Academy Awards! This year the nominees for Best Picture are:

Calling Dracula (1927)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
Revenge Canary of Dead Ghoul (1945)
The Dead Mantis Island Couldn't Die (1928)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Mummy (1960)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943) 
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Roller Space Mushroom Planet of Things
Franken Wu Tang
Brain Dance of the Zombies
Maximum Overfiend of Justice
Double Dr. Phibes in Spaced Invader
Kung Fu of the Death Star

I want to see ALL of these!

[Nyxalinth]

Ran my favorite titles through.  Most are RPGs, and I got some good ones.Element Isle of the Black  Gate

The Darkness
Fall
Bane of the Smart Patrol of the Black  Gate
Advent Isle
Secret of the Dark Savant
Crusaderworlds
Darkness
The Smart Patrol of the Silver Black  Gate
Ultima Unders of Grim
Adventures of the Daggerfall
Bane of Darkness
Daggerfallout
Crusades
Skyrimrock--the Elder Scrolls Meet the Flintstones!
Dwarf Fortress of the Daggerfallout
Secret of Grim
Morroe wind--That cheap, Chinese knockoff your grandma buys you
Pools of the Smart Patrol of Radiance  --instead of Tyranthraxs, the final boss is Rod Rooter.

[TheBiggerFish]

I could see games with some of those titles...

[Max™]

[BP:LLA:left fish:blue away leg:STAN:STAND_TWIGS]

Dr Seuss wasn't as good at rhymes after the stroke: One fish, left fish, blue away leg, Stan twigs!

[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]

[FUNCHESTLES:HEIGHT:75:98:100:8825:8775:95:98:100]

[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]

*snickers violently*

[CASTE_NAME:add snake]

Here we have a Malesnake Ettin and a Femalesnake Ettin.

[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]

From the creators of A Certain Scientific Railgun and A Certain Magical Index comes a new series, A Certain Edible Goat's Milk.

[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]

Oh dear... I agree, this makes me uncomfortable as well, and I don't even know why.

[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH]

Does this imply there are creatures which grow mouths that drop off... and are edible?

[APPLY_CREATURE_EXTREME_EMOTION:200]

'How are you feeling?'
"EXTREEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!!!!"

[MANNERISM_MOUSTACHE_SHEET:feet]

Dammit dad, that's creepy as shit, get the fuck out of my bedroom.

[ALL_SOLID:person]

This is discrimination against Individuals of Gaseous or Aqueous Descent!

[MUSCLE_TILE_LITTER]item insects by wound

Oh god what, you hit the guy and insects fall out of his wounded muscles?

[IE_SYNDROME_DANCE_FEMALE]

The Necrodancer gestures, the corpse shudders and begins to vogue.

[TISSUE:TEA]

Hmmm, yes, quite.

All bat-like gigglingsnake]

No, I'm good, I don't need an explanation.

I'm a climater

Hello a climater, I'm dad.

[HEALINGUISTIC]

As a cunning linguist, I am good at this as well. *waggles eyebrows*

[VISION:KICK_ANGEL]

DUCK!

[ENTITY:MEET_MELEE_WEASEL]

I'm just glad it wasn't a meat melee weasel again.

[ATTACK_FLAIR]

The corpse vogues at you but you jump away!

[NAME:minormatten bodyparamman]

Can I call you 'Frank' for short?

[ELECTION_PERMITTED_DESERPENETRATE]

I TOLD YOU THE LIZARD PEOPLE WERE RUNNING THE WORLD!

[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE_MIDNIGHT_BROWN_BLOATING:large creature_smaller 70m

That sounds vaguely dirty.

[PANTS_LOWER:FLOWER_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]

Ok that is definitely dirty!

[CREATURE_ACTION_SPHERE:MOUSCORKSCREW]

"Who's the creature with the action sphere for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-C-O-R-K-S-"
'You forgot how to spell mouse again, didn't you?'

[CREATURE:BEARD_CLIMBING:SMELL_PLAN:LEAF]

The upside is you smell nice and foresty, but it is impossible to get them out of your beard once they climb up in there.

[ATTACK_VERB:spider]

The corpse vogues at you, but you jump away!
You spider the corpse in the pants flower, and everything gets awkward.

[POLE:NORTHY]

I mean, it's more generally in the area... you know... that way... northy?

All bodied feast a bit token HAIR_AGAINS]

Dammit Brenda, if you made hairbody soup again I'm gonna spider you right in the pants flower!

[BIOME:OCTAGONFIRE]

I don't even know what it means but I assume it is full of Death Metal bands and UFC bouts.

[FLASH:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT_TEETH]

I can't tell why this is so funny, is it just the repetition?

[TUNICORN]

You can tune a piano but you can't tunicorn.

[BENDINGDESTROYER:ASH_TROL_TEMPLATING, LIGHT, MUSCULAR_MAX_TRUE:ALL]

You thought I was a bendingdestroyer, didn't you Ash, but it was really me, Gary Oak! *flexes*

You Knowledgehogs were - Releast, lil creatic case, needed

I did release the knowledgehogs... wait, did you need me to release the were-knowledgehogs?

[TRAPCOMPLETE_ITEM_HELIOTROPICALLY_ERODENT MAN]

...OH COME ON

[TWIGS_SINGULAR]

But... twigs is a plural... how do I... I can't get my twigs undo?

  *** oak floppy earlier.  All of booze.]

I'm gonna need all of booze if I can't get these oak twigs undo.

[TheFlame52]

Daggerfallout

10/10 would play

[Sean Mirrsen]

<snip>

That was hilarious!
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens.


[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]

[PERMITTEDDED]

[NOT_FACE]

[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2]

[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]

50 Pupper body:upper buffalos

[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]

1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP]

[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]

[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]

[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]

[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]

[MOUTH:2WINGS]

[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]

[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]

[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]

[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]

[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]

[SPHERE:MALE]

[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH]

[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000]

[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]

[ELEVATION_LEAKS]

7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]

Unnumbra these evils

[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]

4 humped legs

[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]

[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]

[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]

7009 longnoses, elf

[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS]

[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]

[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]

[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]

[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]

[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]

[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]

[PLAYABLE_HEAD]

[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE]

[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]

[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]

[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]

And finally:
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER:4]

[Max™]

<snip>

That was hilarious!
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens.

[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]

Still a little unsure what to make of that one, oh hey, materials, make...

[PERMITTEDDED]

Only the ded know peace from this insanity.

[NOT_FACE]

You must yield!
Ok ok, just not in the face!

[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2]

[HAUGHTINESS:-100]

[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]

Again, DUCK... or, sway to the left...

50 Pupper body:upper buffalos

Ah yes, the early experiments at breeding buffalo wings, where the scientist didn't hear "puffin" and used puppies... a dark day indeed.

[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]

My Anaconda Man is interested.

1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP]

[TIL_BROOKLYN]

[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]

Obviously this is why they were going to Brooklyn.

[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]

We've secretly replaced their Folger's with this, let's see if they can tell the difference.

*screams can be heard in the other room*
*moose noises*
*sounds like a moose spidering someone in the pants flower*

The worst part of waking up, is Weremoose in your cup.

[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]

This should be an official part of the dwarven entity.

[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]

You saw it, that Weremoose had a gnu!

[MOUTH:2WINGS]

mffrghblf, mfrgharjlf?

[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]

*gets down one knee*
*opens the box slowly*
*her eyes sparkle with tears, she nods her head and reaches out, her fingers nearing the box*
*KASNICKT*
*blood everywhere*

Diamond Ringtraps, she'll pretty much have to... go to the emergency room.

[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]

This should also be an official part of the dwarven entity.

[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]

You lick the slaps.
You retch.

[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]

Well, ok... I was gonna go with the head, but this'll work.

[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]

Sneaky Pythagorean bastards.

[SPHERE:MALE]

Didn't we go over this before?

[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH]

[SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:100]

[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000]

[SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:60000]

[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]

How much leaf can an elf leaf leaf if an elf can leaf leaves?

[ELEVATION_LEAKS]

...I thought there was nobody up there... what else are you supposed to do from a mountain peak?

7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]

*snickers violently*

Unnumbra these evils

What about those evils over there, the northy ones?

[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]

Inthtead of Shirth and Skinth, it'th righth and lefth?

humped legs

NO! BAD DOG! DAMMIT, SOMEONE GET A GELDER IN HERE!

[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]

Jesus christ, how horrifying.

[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]

Well, if you insist. *hyup*

[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]

...and you I will call 'Charles' I guess.

7009 longnoses, elf

"Did you say I had 7009 pig noses?"
'No, I said you had 7009 long noses.'
"Oh, right, that I do."

[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS]

[Strongest Scent: Monkeysex]
1:Human Axeman: Anywhere but here.

[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]

2:Goblin Swordsman: I was wrong, monkeysex place was better.

[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]

3: Elf Pikeman: *omnomnom* Thisth plathe ith good.

The human axeman retches
The goblin swordsman retches

[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]

Rumrusher, can you draw me a tiny little ukelele being played by ants for bogeymen?

[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real reprimander!

[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]

5: Dwarf Kumquatician: I've been considering kumquats.

[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]

That can't be sustatinable.

[PLAYABLE_HEAD]

You damn kids get out of here, stop kicking that head around!

[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE]

[Strongest Oder: Large Monkeysex]
6:You: Come, let's get out of here.

[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]

So I went through all that shit to slay a giant, and all I get is a fucking jewelfish?

I mean, it is rather pretty... guess I'll use it for a brooch or something.

[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]

I am skeleton everything? I am skeleton eating. I am skeleton drinking?

[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]

Oh god, Bruce... don't worry, I'll carry on your legacy...

And finally:
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER: ]

Ignore number what?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Hehe, hilarious yet again.
Some sites and pops from a Large world:

   5 chinbehalls
   100 trolls of Vice of Dimpmine men
   3297 duceroilers
   2 twondunger outcasts
   252: Getapiders
   7466 giant great white-brown bullheads
   5890775 floaterpillar beavers
   117963 beetlefish bears
   2162509 swan moghosts
   21560 gibbonsteam spiders
   51560 lion skating turtlesnakes
   1024 capuchin gnose spiders
   1230 oranguins
   33 seal Popuses
   68458055 elephant barn fiends
   4790 bat rats
   15 leoparrots
   1237 tree flufferno lions
   Unnumbered monarch men
   970163280 plumpingsnail men
   173028437625 blingsnaked tear men
   48 molemarmadills
   2911060 leoparracudas
   23 gazellows
   490 giant flying spingsnakes
   399 giant crown recluding spiders
   30083 wild bons
   5 leopard scorned men
   36599 giant octopulatiels
   2875 narwhalibuttless brutes
   59211942 hungfish
   1000 cockators
   368 pander men
   6723 gabbered damsels
   9698 albatroundles
   75120 hipmunk men
   225 ogrestriches
   34054 ponda men

And finally:
   14621197 crunicorpion recluse spider bears

[ZM5]

14621197 crunicorpion recluse spider bears

*goes to corner and curls up in a fetal position*
It is terrifying.

[Ombragon]

I took a list of most listened metal bands and this came out :

k Sabballipknot (USA-1)
2. In Flack Slipknot (USA)
2. Maidetal Corn
1. Rames
2. Motörheadetal Corgir
13. Pantera
11. Megaden Flames
20. Amon A Dimmu Blammstein
14. A Down
7. Corpse
12. Megaden Flack Sepultura
18. Metallica
10. Systein
15. AC-DC
4. Korpse
18. Slica
12. AC-DC
4. Megad
12. System Of Arch Enemy
11. In Of A Down
13. Slipknot (USA-1)
20. Corgir
16. Slack Slica
19. Amarth
19. Borpse
19. System Of Bodom
12. Sepultura
11. Iron Meth
17. Pannibal Ca

[TheBiggerFish]

18. Metallica

Interesting.


Also, AC-DC twice?

[ZM5]

11. Iron Meth

Okay, whenever I start a metal band I'm gonna name it that.

[Cyroth]

I fed it my Steam library (as well as some non-Steam games linked to it) on level 4.
(Filtered out a lot of gibberish and the ones that are actual games.)

Code: [Select]

Depopulator
Callout 3
Age of the StarMadness Red Hood Die!
Prison Defenders of Savior
Goat Strangulator (I like this one)
Tree of Wundertale
Vampires - Vermintidemic
Alice: Chant Wonday Night & Magic
The Hidden Porners (...wait, what?...)
Armed Fortunia
The Re;Birty Bombat (I have no idea what a birty bombat is but I want one)
Orcs Must Comman Light
Warfare to Die Atom Shadout 2
The Editished
Thief Gonna & Harvey: Original Simulation
Tales - The Battle Starve To Ex: Hatfallout 3
Crowfallout 2
Life is Warfare (IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR)
Armed Hoodline
Pillar Maries
The Battear: Infinitect
Prison Demon Arma 2: Blood Die!
Gauntellars 2
Dungeon Age of Zestiria: Red Alertales
AntichaNika
Depths of Savior
The Elemember
Woolfe - Bloodline
Fall - Ultimata
Miasmate Rebirth2 Sin
Dark Eye: Chrony
Sacrifice: Original Sin (a Sacrifice remake or prequel?)
Prison Human Robot The Summoners III
Life is Space Battlemasher
Life is Space Pre-Sequel
Banish Architect
Thief Gonna Sigma
The Demon Hunters
Divinite Remember Colon: Book 3
X Revolved
No Times XL Plation
Lichalon: Battered
Woolfe is Spacettellar Magic (soundl like something made by either Disney or MLP)
Garry's Must Corned
The Red Hood Die!
Warfare Nukem Smastle Summoners
ARK: Shadow Maria
Life is Warhammer: Epide
Zombie Atom Shadout 4 Depopulation
Warhammer: Lost Comb
Dungeon Sin
Project Aura King Light
Unders: Sect Zombat
Don't Simulator
Tabletop Sigma
BioShop's Mod
Homeworlds: Shop's Tale
Race Empires II Annivers Genius
Catlator (you're like a matador, only with cats)



[Klisz]

I decided to do the same thing as Cyroth and got these:

Code: [Select]

XCOM: Enemy Universalis II
Crashers, Please
Paper Heroes
Lethal Legacy
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator
Castle Crazy Machines 2
Crypt of the Sandbox
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League
Hearts of the NetHack
Rogue League Legacy
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack
Crusadertale
Portress
Scribblenauts of Iron
Under Hexagon
Hearts Unknown
Vulture for NecroDancer
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one

[Cerapter]

XCOM: Enemy Universalis II -- Though I don't know much about XCOM, I am always open to any Universalis game.
Crashers, Please -- "Ah, thank you kindly, good sir, have a jolly afternoon."
Paper Heroes -- Sounds like the new hip indie multiplayer game.
Lethal Legacy -- Sounds like the new hip AAA multiplayer game.
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator -- The newest edition of the outbranching and highly-acclaimed Simulatoria series! This time, our favourite developers bring the joys of tabletop gaming - right onto our PCs!
Castle Crazy Machines 2 -- The sequel to the spiritual successor of Besiege.
Crypt of the Sandbox -- I heard it's got high scores for its emergent story-system in an otherwise completely open-ended sandbox game.
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon -- ...Some combinations just don't work.
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League -- The fact that is has "Under Kings" and something called "Gothal League" in it makes me think it's about a mediaeval protagonist, who is a citizen of a merchant republic that has recently been conquered by a kingdom. The protagonist must rebuild the city and fight back the royalist scums, AC-style.
Hearts of the NetHack -- ...A'ight, I'm on it. Then again, it also sounds like some dating simulator that has ASCII graphics.
...Date Fortress: Slaves to Amor, anyone?
Rogue League Legacy -- Ah, another cookie-cutter AAA title.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham -- A more localised version of the series AND a crossover? ...Meh, I never followed either.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack -- ...Goddamnit, you already got me back. Gimme that.
Crusadertale -- Another mobile game concerning the Crusades, with goofy cartoonish characters as one would expect from a mobile title.
Portress -- Good idea, very bad name choice.
Scribblenauts of Iron -- WOWOWOW! NOBODY TOLD ME I'LL HAVE TO MICROMANAGE MY DRAWN ARMIES!
Under Hexagon -- Lame.
Hearts Unknown -- Cool-sounding title, though I cannot imagine a game for it.
Vulture for NecroDancer -- I'd say this was the best spinoff of this year, 9/10.
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack -- STOP WITH THE BEYOND THE NETHACK SHIT.
... Buuuut, I'm open for this game, too.
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one <-- Basically.