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[Max™]

Trying to read this out loud gives me the giggles:
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREEN_ONLY]

[Nyxalinth]

It was inevitable.

Instruments are made directly from the underground.

Personality can be bound into nine branches (though we haven't gotten them out of there yet

Devoted historical figures can copy works in your libraries also exist in adventure mode, appearance can be defiled in both modes, goblets can be randomize

Personalities and libraries, monsters once you discover the unit/job lisr

The fort, can be used to make scrolls

monster sheets can equip items

Instruments can equip items  --Look out, that guitar has a *sock*, and it knows how to use it!

 Monsters can write missing non-dwarves with half of historical effects so far

bake scholars can adventure

Child/parent material

Sheets, death

Parchment is made directly from hide and dances

Goblins have mode

Hum

[Sean Mirrsen]

Not seeing anything interesting in regular RAW travesties yet, so jumping on the bandwagon for more Sites&Pops travesties:

   270 sharpions
   35250 mons
   300 nurse men
   8100 ogremlins
   238 flyingry mako sharks
   312935 cougarooseshorseshoe crowed wombats
   360 demonitos
   125 helmet men
   266 batrolls
   32 sperm whale penguins
   88595 salmonsters
   874 one-humpermite-humping manguins
   178560 vulturkeys
   420 leopardvarks
   182784 albatrolls
   83639 crocodileaterflies
   33 rave froglodytes
   34533 two-humping shoe crocodileshoe crawlers
   774 bushmasking Unded seahortoises
   61570 leopard squid mooses
   4023 alligatorses
   40192 mons (Including mako sharp sea langars
   63 hipmunks

And finally:
   5832 water sharks (I do wonder if there are other varieties...)

[IndigoFenix]

Not seeing anything interesting in regular RAW travesties yet, so jumping on the bandwagon for more Sites&Pops travesties:

   270 sharpions - We have crossbred a shark and a scorpion to make the most horrifying creature known to man.
   35250 mons - Gotta catch 'em all.
   300 nurse men - Equal opportunity jobs.
   8100 ogremlins - It tries to sneak into your fortress to pull levers, but being twelve feet tall and very stupid, it is not well adapted to this task.  It will beat the snot out of your dwarves when they find it, though.
   238 flyingry mako sharks - I don't know whether these flying sharks are angry or hungry.  Either way, we're screwed.
   312935 cougarooseshorseshoe crowed wombats - Yep.
   360 demonitos - Probably just means a small demon, but I read it as demon doritos.
   125 helmet men - The plump helmet men have been working out.
   266 batrolls - Trolls, now with bat wings.
   32 sperm whale penguins - Taking fish-diving to new levels.
   88595 salmonsters - Move over, carp, there's a new dangerous fish in town.
   874 one-humpermite-humping manguins - Don't even want to know.
   178560 vulturkeys - Some birds are beautiful and majestic.  This is not one of them.
   420 leopardvarks - A beautiful spotted coat and a long funny-looking snout.  Why not.
   182784 albatrolls - The migratory albatroll can soar for miles before realizing that it is not aerodynamic enough to fly.
   83639 crocodileaterflies - A butterfly big enough to eat crocodiles.
   33 rave froglodytes - RAVE FROGLODYTES!
   34533 two-humping shoe crocodileshoe crawlers - Uh-huh.
   774 bushmasking Unded seahortoises - Okay, now you're not even trying.
   61570 leopard squid mooses - That is leopard squid *moosen*.
   4023 alligatorses - A mount that has teeth.
   40192 mons (Including mako sharp sea langars
   63 hipmunks - Also known as radical rodents.

So many mod ideas...

[Sean Mirrsen]

   100 horshibirder men
   1 goblin of Organts
   18 alligant sloths
   26 giant common
   1328 giant elephant anchovies
   14 giant weaselsharks
   1698616259 blobsters
   7904 orcupine
   333 giant kingoes
   18715034 giant badgehog men
   638924 bra men
   9971720069 helmet spirits
   61727 giant rain men
   6180 narwhalesnails
   703 coppers
   45846 waters
   18 giant coats
   131322 dragongels
   1210 giant echinchidnas
   27 king guts
   206 capuchidnas
   150756 elephant horse shark scorpions
   8343 king Undeer
   5053 eaglesnake men
   7001 pileat white-bro men
   12 great wolvering squirrels
   568 gigatork scorpions
   888 monitortoises
   14 giant giant fish
   2941 jumping turkeys
   3324 batrollies

And finally:
   53383 king spermites

[TheBiggerFish]

   14 giant giant fish

Bah.
I still outembiggen them.

   1 goblin of Organts

Did... Huh... What?

[Eric Blank]

Its free range organic goblin organs, duh.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Let's see if I can get something interesting out of the new raws:

[DEFAULT_REACH:CHEEK_WITH]

[BP:LLA:left fish:blue away leg:STAN:STAND_TWIGS]

[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]

[FUNCHESTLES:HEIGHT:75:98:100:8825:8775:95:98:100]

[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]

[EDIBLE_BRACTION:A huge ant seed]

[GROWTH:uppy cheese]

[MALE_NAME:SOLID_DETAIL_PLUS_TOOT_DESCRIPTION:TOOT_REATURE_ADMIN]

[POPULAR:EVIL]

[CASTE_NAME:add snake]

[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]

[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]

[TOOL_BOWMAN:NORMAL]

[EGG_WHISKERS_SLOW_LIGHT]

[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH]

[APPLY_CREATURE_EXTREME_EMOTION:200]

[MANNERISM_MOUSTACHE_SHEET:feet]

[ALL_SOLID:person]

[MUSCLE_TILE_LITTER]item insects by wound

[IE_SYNDROME_DANCE_FEMALE]

[TISSUE:TEA]

[ODOR_SHAPING:luster, once and AIR_TENTAUR]

All bat-like gigglingsnake]

[ABUSE_LOCAL_CREAS_TO_RAGE:CRAB]

I'm a climater

[HEALINGUISTIC]

[VISION:KICK_ANGEL]

[ENTITY:MEET_MELEE_WEASEL]

And finally:
[VISION][NOFEAR][NO_WIND_BOAT] ((Row, row, fight the power? ))

[Ysyua]

[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]

snicker

[Cerapter]

[DEFAULT_REACH:CHEEK_WITH]

God, that's a low range for melee attacks.

[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]

This creature's females' violence duration is pretty normal, except for one small detail: when they reach the max violence level allowed, they go back to zero, but have their lust levels upped totally.

[EDIBLE_BRACTION:A huge ant seed]

Speaking of females, hey, edible bras!
...On the other hand, they're made of ant seeds. Kinky.

[MALE_NAME:SOLID_DETAIL_PLUS_TOOT_DESCRIPTION:TOOT_REATURE_ADMIN]

But enough of the females, let's learn a thing or two about the males, too!
Did you know that the males have an interesting naming process? First, take a solid object. Anything. Then, add the word you'd use to describe the Admin Creature's most recent fart with.
As an example: Iron Sneakybutdeadly

[POPULAR:EVIL]

* Listen.
* I like you, little buddy.
* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
* Never interact with attractive people.
* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
* Bad idea.

[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]

Regarding Undertale references... Ahem...

[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]

This just makes me uncomfortable and I can't seem to spin it in a funny way.

[TOOL_BOWMAN:NORMAL]

Welp. Alright.

---

I'll leave the rest for someone else.

[Sean Mirrsen]

[TL_GREED_JOB:BEEKBONE]

[ATTACK_FLAIR]

[NAME:minormatten bodyparamman]

[ELECTION_PERMITTED_DESERPENETRATE]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:SAVAGERY:0:1]

[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE_MIDNIGHT_BROWN_BLOATING:large creature_smaller 70m

[PANTS_LOWER:FLOWER_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]

[CREATURE_ACTION_SPHERE:MOUSCORKSCREW]

[CREATURE:BEARD_CLIMBING:SMELL_PLAN:LEAF]

[ATTACK_VERB:spider]

[POLE:NORTHY]

[REGION_PRODUCTION:A giant day and AIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:SPINE]

All bodied feast a bit token HAIR_AGAINS]

[BIOME:OCTAGONFIRE]

[FLASH:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT_TEETH]

Hedgehog mate aerial.

[TUNICORN]

[WORLD_CONTROSPECTIVITY]

[BENDINGDESTROYER:ASH_TROL_TEMPLATING, LIGHT, MUSCULAR_MAX_TRUE:ALL]

You Knowledgehogs were - Releast, lil creatic case, needed

[TRAPCOMPLETE_ITEM_HELIOTROPICALLY_ERODENT MAN]

[TWIGS_SINGULAR]


And finally:

  *** oak floppy earlier.  All of booze.]

[Eric Blank]

Hedgehog mate aerial.

There's nothing more beautiful or majestic than hedgehogs doing it in mid-air.

[Deon]

Albatrolls and hipmunks will definitely make it in one of my mods .

[Sean Mirrsen]

How about some of these?

   100 grizzly bees
   4096 blue penguin mako shadow of evil
   12504 gigantises
   390 knuckles
   1 plump helmet mantises
   205 honey beak dogs
   6 octopus macaques
   2478 blue shadowphant penguineafowls
   1303 polar bees
   1429 grabbits
   286 naked lovebird men
   1 Miserableghosts
   397 fluffy wamblebees
   3 porcupine falcons
   34 armadillocks
   7864 pond grizzly beetle devils
   843 cave blobsters
   7630 giant rattle dogs
   286400 purring guts
   2 horseshoe crocodiles

And finally:
   552 duckless men

[Dutrius]

   100 grizzly bees
   1303 polar bees

By Urist's Beard! Swarms of bear sized bees!


I'm definitely going to use some of these in games at some point...