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Re: RAW travesties: Invasion of the Two-Humans!
« Reply #1125 on: September 13, 2015, 07:38:49 pm »
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...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish.  The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon.  Lots of jargon.

Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
That was the point.  ;P
So its MAKEING sense  :o
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Re: RAW travesties: Invasion of the Two-Humans!
« Reply #1126 on: September 13, 2015, 07:57:42 pm »
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...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish.  The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon.  Lots of jargon.

Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
That was the point.  ;P
So its MAKEING sense  :o
No, the source text ISN'T.  ;P
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Re: RAW travesties: Invasion of the Two-Humans!
« Reply #1127 on: September 13, 2015, 11:04:39 pm »
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MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics
I cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music.  Also how do you pronounce | ?

Oh!  Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics..  Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
I knew it wasn't supposed to be there.  ;P
But it's still kind of interesting that it picked THAT to repeat.  Twice.

It is.  Then again, Mark M. repeats "Baby" something like 20 times on "Satisfaction" so it's oddly fitting :D
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Re: RAW travesties: Invasion of the Two-Humans!
« Reply #1128 on: September 16, 2015, 08:25:19 am »
I'm probably gonna try and visualize two-humans and mod them into the game. Maybe with some other travesties that haven't been added in yet.

Edit: I wish to apologize to Armok and all you good fellows for this abomination:
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Re: RAW travesties: Invasion of the Two-Humans!
« Reply #1129 on: November 01, 2015, 10:21:30 pm »
wow this place is dead (prods it with an artifact stick).  Here's some random travesties!

for instant dwarves  --Just add booze.

I grumpy in adventure --maybe do something else, then?

We might just library with a library  --You go right ahead, then!  I'll library with a something else.

[CIV_COKE]  The drug lords would be the main ally, and they'd get invaded by the DEA.

[ENTURESPON_CROSERIAL:LOCAL_FRON_A_HIDE]

[PLUSIVER:HERBALLON_MAJOR_GAUNTLE]  Major Gauntle, sir!

Next well as any creamline tag torns  --Sounds vaguely dirty.

Some to grab tissue layers

 [PLUS_COKE]

Many creamling horns]

[BODYGUARDENSE]

LOCAL_HAIR_TUNIC:ASSTRIFLE

MACE_OF_TEM_HEARS

[USE_MISSECRETIONE:BOD

[CULL:FLOWER]  but i like flowers...

[ADV_NUTS_WORLD_SHOES_BOOTS:COMB]

Some rate to grab tissue bleeding be use behaved life.  You want.    Whatever it means it's hilarious

Eyebrowth each as poison) as after, unless]  Unless what?  Don't leave me hanging!

[BODY_HIVE]  Gah, sounds like something David Cronenberg would create.

[BODY_SAPIENT:ANY_RIBCAGE]

[SCORKER]

[MAX_CRAFT]

Of comman male act  --If you know what I mean ;)

[DESCRETION_DOME_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]  --Only if you're Cobra Commander.

Many of so differ size  --Ohh, myyy

[SHIRT:GUTS_TISSINERIENDERER]  --Gross!

SPINERGY_DOME  --Devo's newest headgear will feature spinning domes.

Thes in life.  You can of some to grows a dwarf:dwarf, you want.

FRIES]  --yes, please!

Eyebrows arts.

   

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1130 on: November 02, 2015, 05:00:01 am »
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1131 on: November 02, 2015, 02:42:42 pm »
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1132 on: November 02, 2015, 04:29:57 pm »
[PERMITTED_OFFICE:80] - No more than 80 offices per person!
    [NUMBER:1] - This is your first office out of 80!

[PERMITTED_DING] - You may ding.

[REQUIRED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - Having somebody be a serious fish is mandatory! No exceptions!

[VALUE:TABLE] - We value tables!

[PERSON:0] - No people! No exceptions!

[GEM_SHIP] - A ship made out of gemstones. Shiny.
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Re: RAW travesties: "MEAT_FORCE:666"
« Reply #1133 on: November 02, 2015, 05:24:36 pm »
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these book bindings are smell, so you could scribes to homogenizenship and then I mess that cancel the experiments stay that you should be wanted, and all of those hostile.
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Made non-worth those digging bookkeepers, maybe became a bit will also dying
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knife fights have a crayon day.
The dwarves heard of knifey-spoony via a bad translation, so now they play knifey-crayony on special occasions.

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Stopped ghost troupes to be observing musicians, the though 20 or sites, the longer jump in continued. The world generall, and scrolls killed. After the flee terror invading desting lesson poetry and faster. Even that town with stray peasants and the mix.
A lesson in how unrelated bugs can interact and form strange emergent behaviours. A long-dead troupe followed a living group of performers through 20 or so sites, being observed and observing in turn. At each site, the living musicians took on more and more of the dead musicians' style. But the world had moved on since then, and the resulting fundamental mismatch in the worldview of the (very successful and persuasive) living musicians and the worldview of those around them created a schism which resulted in spates of scroll-burnings across all the civilisations of the world, and intermittent wars due to conflicting ethics on the treatment of information.
  To avoid having their works burnt, poets writing on these events and the thinking behind them altered their styles and presentation faster and faster in order to keep ahead of the scroll-burners. Such was the fever about these writings that it even spread to a small town comprising only peasants and assorted animalmen and kobolds (not sure how that happened), with some of the townsfolk teaching others to read and write for the sole purpose of having support for their own views.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1134 on: November 03, 2015, 01:46:01 am »
   18 silk bear  <-- Spiderbear, spiderbear, does whatever a spiderbear does...

   100 scalerodent <-- I'm imagining a rat wearing scale mail.

   shard buffalossus <-- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. At colossus size.

   1 blankeys <-- The cuddliest monkey around.

   1 sky dwarves <-- Talk about an oxymoron.

   1 greasysubmen <-- Greasy sub men. No comment.

   625 purry dwarves <-- So can we milk them like purring maggots, or are they half-cat?

   101 dary dwarves <-- Missing an I, I guess that answers my question.

   war beard mans <-- I'm trying to decide if this is a humanized war beard, a trained beard man, or just another name for a dwarf.

   99 gendeer <-- Wait, hold on.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1135 on: November 11, 2015, 02:20:55 pm »
This stuff is just the result of an order x Markov chain isn't it?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1136 on: November 11, 2015, 02:22:02 pm »
Quote from: milo christiansen on November 11, 2015, 02:20:55 pm
This stuff is just the result of an order x Markov chain isn't it?
I suppose?
Still funny though.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1137 on: November 11, 2015, 02:26:34 pm »
Oh, it's not funny. It's hilarious :)

And here I thought Markov chains were only good for generating random names and such like...
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1138 on: November 13, 2015, 12:09:22 am »
From my in-progress Fallout/Devo crossover fic, Fallout: De-Evolutions

What Mankinded mutants.

twenty faced yeart  --sounds like a job for the creature raws

Two thingly after have deathtraps faced mutant

women took the words to Akron

 The huge gates closing balked.  -doomed, Boatmurdered was.

the message withdrew from wherever. The world

This the 1950s, and other horrors.

and jelly spring  --NO SPRINGS!

 "That else wasn't very important to admit, taking. Actually sandwichest as I thought. Your Nuka Cola atop it. Go tell Mark haired me as head. He drank down hall. Better and then run down hand jelly heard, them too, as Jerry."

 I have radio is broken

 He drank you, Edgar

"Talk. To. Mark you're unable to communicate with us, even in them.

Opposite my surprising vault

Edgar the measure, saying, "So. Let me get laid easily

The parts which allow you to command?

Jerry turned mutant,

As wing plantly poing vault.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_CRAFT]: Travesty Road
« Reply #1139 on: November 16, 2015, 01:54:30 pm »
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What Mankinded mutants.
I blame the Lone wanderer and his hatred for the real, non-mutated America. Eden2.0 2279, make America great again.
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