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Author Topic: The land of Germania!  (Read 2414 times)

x2yzh9

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The land of Germania!
« on: September 10, 2009, 10:24:09 pm »
Little game here, just say what you want the guy to do and ill post what happens. simple.

You wake up in a little cave, light streams in from a small crevice at the top of the cavern. No exits other then that exist, a few logs and a set of carving tools, a pickaxe, hatchet, and saw lay there. A little crate lay in the corner.
I=Logs
!=object of interest, in this case a crate.
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#. . . . . . #
#. . . . I##
#. .@. .#
#. . . .!.#
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Phantom

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 10:25:18 pm »
Do a Shoryuken
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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 10:25:50 pm »
build craftshop
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Heron TSG

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 10:26:30 pm »
dig a staircase up.
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Est Sularus Oth Mithas
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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 10:26:48 pm »
Eat the crate, Hit the ground with the hatchet, hit the logs with the pickaxe, and carve the light with the tools.
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Mad Larks

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 10:58:08 pm »
Crate...

Crate.

CRATE!

IT MUST BE SMASHED!
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It's like Schrödinger's cat spinning violently around your head vomiting multicolored flickering 1s and 0s on your eyeballs just trying to contemplate that on any meaningful level.
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Phantom

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 11:00:42 pm »
Rule 153255 of Cliches.
Crates will always have an item or powerup.
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Strife26

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 11:02:13 pm »
Look around more.
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x2yzh9

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 11:05:08 pm »
Considering the responses, the god of germania has decided to curse this little adventurer! You smash the crate and are flown back into the wall, barely catching the hatchet along the way and thrown out the crevice without the tools inside otherr then the hatchet! The cave collaspes as you hear a echoing voice in your mind. "Pwned."
T is a tree,! is object of interest, . is grass, ~ is water, @ is you!
#...T.....T..T
#......T....T.
#@.T.~~.T.
#T....T....T.
#T........T...
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Rashilul

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 11:10:19 pm »
Eat the tree, drink the grass, and chop the water.
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Heron TSG

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 11:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Rashilul on September 10, 2009, 11:10:19 pm
Eat the tree, drink the grass, and chop the water.

I would recommend first liquefying the grass with the hatchet.
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Phantom

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 11:37:14 pm »
Your sanity gland kicks in.
Pray to the God Of Germania.
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Rashilul

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2009, 11:41:10 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 10, 2009, 11:37:14 pm
Your sanity gland kicks in.
Pray to the God Of Germania.
Not is this text adventure! Offer the god of Germania your left eye.
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Heron TSG

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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2009, 11:42:33 pm »
In exchange, we demand to be able to drink from the Well of Knowledge at the roots of Yggdrasil.
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Re: The land of Germania!
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 03:50:02 am »
On a more serious note;

climb a safe tree to scout out your surroundings;
afterwards, check the water for anything dangerous;
cut down a tree.
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