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[Heron TSG]

But what if that tree is Yggdrasil? WE'LL BE DUMB FOREVER!

[Akigagak]

We were dumb before.

[x2yzh9]

Your sanity gland kicks in.
Pray to the God Of Germania.

On a more serious note;

climb a safe tree to scout out your surroundings;
afterwards, check the water for anything dangerous;
cut down a tree.

After praying to the god of germania, you feel a pleasent twinge in your left arm
Germania god has violated you."Hallo, für das Reich!"
You cling up as you feel stronger, you look around and spot the water.. theres a whole bunch of..animal diarheaa in it..
You jump down and begin chopping the tree, after a hour or two the behemoth falls down into the shit puddle, covering the shittle puddle itself.
T is a tree, - is part of a felled tree,! is object of interest, . is grass, ~ is water, @ is you!
#...T.....T..T
#......T....T.
#.....@--.T.
#T....T....T.
#T........T...
Status:
Hungry
A bit thirsty
Exhausted, sore, and a lil drowsy.

[Phantom]

Oh großer Gott, zeigen Sie mir den Weg des reinen.

[Killas[SiN]]

Look around the bases of the trees to find mushrooms.

Do not eat or touch ones that are not either white, or speckled with brown.

Eat the gathered mushrooms.

Sever about 3-4 branches from the tree.

[x2yzh9]

Oh großer Gott, zeigen Sie mir den Weg des reinen.

Look around the bases of the trees to find mushrooms.

Do not eat or touch ones that are not either white, or speckled with brown.

Eat the gathered mushrooms.

Sever about 3-4 branches from the tree.

After muttering your words to the god, he responds "Mord, du dumme Ausländer!" and the pleasent twinge goes away.
You look for some mushrooms and find big fat pink ones that read "GERMANIA CAPS" and nothing else. You uproot them and gobble them. You feel a bit queasy, not too queasy though. Some vivid images dance in front of you...

You wake up an hour later, with a strange liquid on your pants groin area. Probably piss.
You scrounge for some branches and find 2 on the ground before passing out at the stump of the old tree you cut down a few hours ago..
Dream
~ is a wave of euphoria, @ is you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~@~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Status:
High as hell.

[Jervous]

Take the euphoria and put it in your pocket.

[Phantom]

Kann nicht das berühren, Hammer-Zeit Anhalten!

[Killas[SiN]]

Atleast we're not hungry anymore.

Just stay there until the psilocybin leaves your body system.

[x2yzh9]

Take the euphoria and put it in your pocket.

You grab the euphoria and cant seem to put the mist in your pocket, therefore you try to eat it.
Your vision begins to clear..
~ is euphoria,T is a tree, - is part of a felled tree,! is object of interest, . is grass, @ is you!
~~...T.~~~.~..T
#~~...~T..TT...
#..T>.t.t>T>~~
#.213.42.4TT

[Akigagak]

What '!'?
I see no '!'.

>Look for an '!'.

[x2yzh9]

After a few minutes your vision finally clears, albeit a bit blurry you can see everything and just realized that you might be able to do stuff. A knight on a horsey comes galloping up with a gatling gun impaled into his stomach. "Hallo! Bier?" He hands you a vanderhausen beer.
T is a tree, - is part of a felled tree,! is object of interest, . is grass, ~ is water, @ is you!
#...T.....T..T
#......T....T.
#....!@--.T.
#T....T....T.
#T........T...
Status:
A bit confused.
Got the munchys.
A bit dehydrated.
INV:
(A)Hatchet
(B)Vanderhausen Beer(Right Hand)

[Phantom]

"THE AMERICANS ARE COMING! THE AMERICANS ARE COMING! THE WEHRMACHT MIGHT FAIL!!"

[x2yzh9]

You're eyes slowly clear..and blur, your vision darkens..Blood.

You wake up in a house, outside through the window german-looking people ramble about in mideval clothing. Woodem walls surround you, and a granite ramp leads down to the cellar.
(Using ASCIIdraw so i dont have to make a retarded key everytime..)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

P.S. If someone could tell me how to change my ASCIIdraw files so i dont have to printscreen, paste in MS paint to host, thatd be cool.

[Pandarsenic]

Falcon punch the wall.