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[Manchild]

you mean like
urist mcfarmer cancels plant: needs pig tail seeds?
i agree it needs more reasons but i like the way it is done now. 

i mean more along the lines of how the hell does one of these damn dwarves misplace an object that they are holding when they are halfway to a damn stockpile(among other things)


but thats a different thread....


so............what was the original topic again?

[Deon]

Am I the only one who DIDN'T think about anything fallic when I saw Plump Helmet for the first time?

[Kale]

Am I the only one who DIDN'T think about anything fallic when I saw Plump Helmet for the first time?

Yes.

[CobaltKobold]

What, you've ne'er misplaced an object when it's in your hand (still, e'en?)

And no, not the only one. Though I am e'er-mindful that yes, mushrooms are fungal sex organs, just like flowers for plants.

[Neruz]

What, you've ne'er misplaced an object when it's in your hand (still, e'en?)

And no, not the only one. Though I am e'er-mindful that yes, mushrooms are fungal sex organs, just like flowers for plants.

And apples are babies!

[Vester]

I love eating apples.

You've ruined it for me.

[CobaltKobold]

Nah. Just apple seeds.

[Neruz]

Nah. Just apple seeds.

Technically the entire apple is the baby, it's just that the flesh is an expendable evolutionary add-on to make you eat the apple and spread the seeds around; something which, of course, our own babies do not have any need for.

[CobaltKobold]

That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.

[Fault]

That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.

So.. it's like a baby that has babies?

[CobaltKobold]

how about Johnny Appleseed?

[Rashilul]

That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.

So it's like a thick meat covering that entices you to eat it and spread several babies around.

[Neruz]

That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.

The eggshell is a part of the egg...

So an apple is a tree egg!

[Enzo]

That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.

So it's like a thick meat covering that entices you to eat it and spread several babies around.

That is the sexiest description of an apple I have ever heard. I can't decide whether that makes it really clever, or just really weird.

[Manchild]

makes me wonder if i should eat one or *ahem* eat one