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Author Topic: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?  (Read 27641 times)

Belteshazzar

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #180 on: September 15, 2009, 03:46:53 pm »
Eating an ripe apple is like eating a detachable womb full of mature babies...

Mushrooms however, are still very phallic, as well as being an engorged sex organ.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #181 on: September 15, 2009, 03:57:01 pm »
Hey, when you google (images) plump helmet, you get loads of dwarf fortress images and no huge manmeats at all. I was very surprised, but infinitely glad.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #182 on: September 15, 2009, 08:35:53 pm »
Quote from: Belteshazzar on September 15, 2009, 03:46:53 pm
Eating an ripe apple is like eating a detachable womb full of mature babies...

Mushrooms however, are still very phallic, as well as being an engorged sex organ.

An engorged expendable one-shot sex organ with surprisingly little nutritional value.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #183 on: September 16, 2009, 04:29:46 am »
There's a toadstool called a "phallus stinkhorn".


I thought you all needed to know.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #184 on: September 16, 2009, 04:58:41 am »
And that's all we need to know.

/thread.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #185 on: September 16, 2009, 05:40:25 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 16, 2009, 04:58:41 am
And that's all we need to know.

/thread.

Hur hur Jackrabbit is engaged in thread-locking activities.

Well, at least that is a good reason to end a thread, albeit nearly flaming.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #186 on: September 16, 2009, 05:50:50 am »
No, I mean that nothings really going to top that.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #187 on: September 16, 2009, 05:51:25 am »
smokingwreckage, in the colloquial, Wins.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #188 on: September 16, 2009, 06:01:38 am »
One of the Phallus Stinkhorn type mushrooms; Phallus duplicatus, is adorned with a lace doily. (Adding to the usual Phallus Stinkhorn standbys of 'covered in foul-smelling slime, growing from an underground egg and growing so fast you can actually watch it happen.')
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #189 on: September 16, 2009, 06:03:44 am »
See? SEE? Nothing will top this, ever! I invite you to try.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #190 on: September 16, 2009, 06:06:13 am »
I went and looked up the Phallus genus of mushrooms. Now, everywhere i look i see penises.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #191 on: September 16, 2009, 06:08:26 am »
but thats all NSFW pics you get... any mention of phallus in google seems to get me some bad things, so i dont try looking up mushrooms in google.....
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #192 on: September 16, 2009, 06:14:46 am »
the trick is to look for phallus stinkhorn, or phallus mushroom.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #193 on: September 16, 2009, 08:23:41 am »
or simply turn safesearch up to max
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #194 on: September 17, 2009, 12:41:43 am »
but then all the fun stuff is gone....


google never liked me anyway.... im a Mooter fan.....
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