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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 24009 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #165 on: September 02, 2009, 02:23:06 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:21:19 pm
"Hello, I need some food to travel to the Rebel HQ."
The old woman cackles and says in a soft voice "I will do as you say if you can take care of my hut for three days" accept?
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #166 on: September 02, 2009, 02:23:39 pm »
Ignore any earwax related attempt, remeber that we are sane, Jakkara is a figment of your imagination.
"I accept"
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #167 on: September 02, 2009, 02:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:23:39 pm
Ignore any earwax related attempt, remeber that we are sane, Jakkara is a figment of your imagination.
"I accept"
No sooner do you say that than she disappears. You door closes and locks. What do you do >_
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #168 on: September 02, 2009, 02:26:37 pm »
> minor stroke. show the other parts of the brain who's boss.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #169 on: September 02, 2009, 02:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:26:37 pm
> minor stroke. show the other parts of the brain who's boss.
You shake a bit.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #170 on: September 02, 2009, 02:27:31 pm »
Sit down, spear in hand, wait.
Gain immunity to strokes.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #171 on: September 02, 2009, 02:28:56 pm »
>stab own testicle.

>show other parts of brain not to mess with the "Awsomeanian Gland"
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #172 on: September 02, 2009, 02:29:11 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:27:31 pm
Sit down, spear in hand, wait.
Gain immunity to strokes.
You sit down and fail to get an immunity to strokes. The birds start squawking at you.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #173 on: September 02, 2009, 02:29:42 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:28:56 pm
>stab own testicle.

>show other parts of brain not to mess with the "Awsomeanian Gland"
You refuse, no matter what the voices say.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #174 on: September 02, 2009, 02:30:05 pm »
The Badass gland overrules that, it is also sane.
Avoid hurting self in anyway.
Get immunity to strokes, keep trying.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #175 on: September 02, 2009, 02:30:53 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:30:05 pm
The Badass gland overrules that, it is also sane.
Avoid hurting self in anyway.
Get immunity to strokes, keep trying.
You feel that you should really do something about those chickens.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #176 on: September 02, 2009, 02:31:08 pm »
> Remove earwax, add to wilson. he helped us find this hut.

> DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GLAND.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #177 on: September 02, 2009, 02:32:10 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:31:08 pm
> Remove earwax, add to wilson. he helped us find this hut.

> DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GLAND.
Wilson tells you to feed the chickens.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #178 on: September 02, 2009, 02:32:39 pm »
>feed chickens
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #179 on: September 02, 2009, 02:33:44 pm »
Find food for chickens, then feed them.
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