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[smigenboger]

lol it's more of a curiosity than a plan. Ice water burns calories (or just plain ice), but it's no reason to drink a gallon of nearly frozen water every day.

[Grakelin]

I eat whatever I want. It makes me stouter and by beard thicker.

[Heron TSG]

I eat whatever I want because I run a lot. There's actually a nice quote that fits that. "If the furnace is hot enough, it'll burn anything!" I try to avoid abominations like the Double Down.

[Grakelin]

I actually really want one of these Super Cheese Chicken Chicken things.

Don't do the Blue Bacon Melt at Wendy's, though.

Just don't do it.

[Aqizzar]

Hey!  Hey!  Aqizzar here, with your Super Ultimate Chicken Sandwich News Update!



Funny story.  The "Double Down" sandwich?  Yeah, KFC knew it was a ridiculous and disgusting proposition, which is why they made it.  They knew if they marketed the most repulsive-yet-alluring pseudo-food ever unleashed on American commercial dining, they'd get news and buzz and guerrilla marketing and tweets and all that jazz.  Be damned if they weren't right.

The Double Down was only supposed to run for about seven weeks - April 12 to May 23, and then they'd retire the jersey-sleeve and go back to making plain old buckets of disgusting chicken pieces.  But because of that marketing-savvy, in the six weeks it's been on the market, KFC has sold ten million of the fucking things, so KFC is putting it on the menu in perpetuity for at least the rest of summer.

It was supposed to be a joke.  I mean, what kind of human being would actually pay money for a greaseball in the shape of a chicken sandwich turned inside-out with no bread?  Well, apparently a whole fuckton of people.  Including maybe dozen from right here.  I can't help but feel responsible for this.

[smigenboger]

That's basically what you're eating, plus a bun, normally. Kind of like McDonalds, it tastes better if you don't look at it.

[Phmcw]

... this is a crime. 
It's funny however, but I would never eat in one of this company's restaurant.
Not when it's marketing thing while obesity is such a rampant problem in America.
Also unhealthy food is unhealthily hat's why you may damage you health by eating it.
(this information has been brought to you by the ministry of tautology.)

[Grakelin]

It looks delicious you guys are babies

[Sir Pseudonymous]

I had one a few weeks ago. It was actually pretty good, just not worth the... what? $6? it cost.

I also had the bacon and blue cheese burger at wendy's on 4/20. Not because I was high, but because a bunch of stoners showed up at my house and dragged me off to get fast food and smoke with them, and it was actually a pretty good sandwich, though overpriced as fuck all too. Also the day I determined I really fucking hate pot, and will just stick to booze, despite it being drastically worse for you and whatnot.

[Heron TSG]

It looks delicious you guys are babies

Have YOU tasted the Horror?

[cganya]

Heh, the big bad bun-less sandwich can damage your health? It certainly isn't healthy but there is nothing, eating one of these, your body can't recover from. It's just food, we're built to ingest a wide variety of it, including just about everything in that "sandwich".

But fuck KFC >.< they don't sell it up here. I guess Canadians are just not a big enough market. Augh I hate that kind of bull crap. See it on TV or in the news and it just doesn't exist up here. How hard is it to make that available up here?

[smigenboger]

I see Jack in the Box commercials a lot (In Southwest Ohio) and there are none around here. What areas have them? Are they any good?

[Duke 2.0]

Heh, the big bad bun-less sandwich can damage your health? It certainly isn't healthy but there is nothing, eating one of these, your body can't recover from. It's just food, we're built to ingest a wide variety of it, including just about everything in that "sandwich".

But fuck KFC >.< they don't sell it up here. I guess Canadians are just not a big enough market. Augh I hate that kind of bull crap. See it on TV or in the news and it just doesn't exist up here. How hard is it to make that available up here?

A good number of Americans consider you guys non-crazy Americans. I think some executive thought you guys were not crazy enough to purchace such a meal.

[Phmcw]

Your body can recover from a lot of things.
Still they may damage your health. There noting in there but fat, and not even well balanced fat.
This is nothing near a meal.
Just a small dose of slow poison.

[userpay]

I see Jack in the Box commercials a lot (In Southwest Ohio) and there are none around here. What areas have them? Are they any good?

Eh its decent. I for one like Foster Freeze though I think their only in my area, the chicken strips are freaking delicious and the twisters (read icecreamy milkshake with various things you can have in it like Reece cups) even more so.