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Thanks for making the outlandishly disgusting food thread Aqizzar. This is what the world needed.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Welcome to the outlandishly disgusting food blog.

YES! I was just about to post that, frigen hilarious site.

[JoshuaFH]

Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich

A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.

This is my favorite BY FAR!

EDIT: Oh wait!

The Pink Panther

A brioche bun with cotton candy filling.

New favorite. Elegant in it's simplicity. Outrageous in it's nature.

[Sensei]

Sometimes I put my french fries in my Frosty, as a topping...

I still don't have anything on Chutney though.

[Phantom]

*Vomit*
I think just licking that monstrosity of a burger would give you a heart attack, then a heart burn, clots, and a stroke, all at the same time.

[Strife26]

I'd like my winnings donated to Toady.

To the grocery store!

[Jude]

If Boondocks were still making episodes, this would be the subject of one. KFC's trying to kill black people.

[Gunner-Chan]

There was already an episode about super fatty food I think.

[Aqizzar]

The Itis - it was simultaneously about how "Soul Food" is actually a byproduct of Southern Blacks being too poor to buy real food and eventually turning that into a heart-destroying imitation of cuisine, and about a devilishly clever plot to buy land by destroying the surrounding property value with a different lucrative business.

I will give £200 ($324.12) to whoever can eat the horrific concoction posted by Chutney in two hours and not die.

I'll take a piece of that action.  I'll have to eat it in segments over a period of days, and I'll probably still loose out on money due to buying all the bacon, but it's a challenge of principle I can't refuse.

I've been looking for another worthy opponent since the Wendy's Super Spicy Baconator slunk away in defeat.

[Sensei]

Baconator is weak.

Oh, but you really should try Monkey Bread. No, it's not a gut buster, but you should try it.

Oh, and we have a restaurant here (XXX Root Beer) that sells burgers the size of your head. They also make their own root beer, which is epic.

Oh, and I found a bigger burger. Part of an old Burger King publicity thing in London.

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[JoshuaFH]

Oh, but you really should try Monkey Bread. No, it's not a gut buster, but you should try it.

Monkey Bread? I had like 3-4 fistfuls of that every 2 weeks back in Highschool. The local church always took it upon themselves to give sugary sweets to students for seemingly no reason.

Simply put, it's awesome.

[Aqizzar]

Hey, I can't help it if I've got a small appetite.  It's not the raw size that matters, you could cram a man-sized ball of Ramen noodles in your gut for the same effect.  It's about the contents.

[Duke 2.0]

 I hoped Cluck U Chicken made this, because those guys are mad for a fast food chain. They have a hot sauce that requires you by law to sign a waiver before you can slather a small wing with it and is banned in New Jersey.

 I know it isn't the spiciest thing out there, but any spicier and it'll be considered a poison and be banned everywhere except India.

[JoshuaFH]

I bet it's mild compared to the stuff that Chaoticag eats, if one is to believe his exaggerations.

[Duke 2.0]

 Apparently he eats lava and drinks fire to wash it down. Barely legal hot sauces are much lower on the list.