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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #75 on: August 16, 2009, 04:27:17 pm »
Quote from: PandaLord on August 16, 2009, 03:38:07 pm
Utilize the basket in an attempt to empty the stream of water.
Your basket is not suitable for carrying water!
Quote from: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 03:52:59 pm
>EAT fish in stream
You try to catch a fish.
[2] You do not catch a fish.
You are sad.
Quote from: Pandarsenic on August 16, 2009, 03:43:27 pm
> Reset Beartrap
> N
> Beartrap troll
> S
>> Repeat this cycle.
You sit down and reset both your beartrap-paws
You walk along the bank of the stream, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You encounter the little troll again.
The little troll is furious. He wields a little club.
The little troll attacks!
4 damage!
6 life left.
You beartrap the little troll.
In the [2] right arm!
4 damage!
The little troll has 10 life left.
The little troll suffers a -1 attack penalty!
The effect of those cookies is wearing out.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
EAT little troll
LICK WOUNDS
BEARTRAP little troll
RESET BEARTRAP
ATTACK little troll
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
RUN AWAY EAST

HOO BOY BEAR HAS GOT HIMSELF IN SOME BIG 'OLE TROUBLE NOW, HASN'T HE?
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ON A RELATED NOTE, THE ADVENTURES OF BEAR WILL RETURN- TOMMOROW, MAYBE. BUT PROBABLY TUESDAY.
TO MAKE UP FOR IT, HERE IS THE ORIGINAL 'THE ADVENTURES OF BEARMAN' COMIC.
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1950/bearman.png
Notice how the middle civilian thinks he has to remind everyone what bearman is called?
Oh, middle civilian.
You so crazy.
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Sensei

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Re: Bear
« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2009, 04:44:46 pm »
Didn't he not change his name to Bearman yet?
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Kashyyk

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Re: Bear
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2009, 04:48:04 pm »
 > RUN AWAY SOUTH

 > LICK WOUNDS
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Re: Bear
« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2009, 04:48:56 pm »
Beg for forgiveness.
or
run.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2009, 05:07:16 pm »
Attempt to capture the little troll in the basket.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2009, 05:26:51 pm »
>E, talk Wolfman about go kill that troll, he insulted your mother. REALLY.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2009, 02:59:57 am »
> DROPKICK little troll
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Re: Bear
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2009, 07:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on August 17, 2009, 02:59:57 am
> DROPKICK little troll
>DROPKICK BRIDGE TROLL
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Re: Bear
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2009, 09:07:59 pm »
>MARK TERRITORY on the TROLL
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Re: Bear
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2009, 09:24:19 pm »
>Act like you just woke up. Then ask the troll who he is, and who you are. Hopefully that will confuse the troll enough to think that you were being possessed.

>Then ask what happened.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2009, 11:11:33 pm »
>Bear-hug troll.

Lets be friends!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2009, 05:58:19 am »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on August 17, 2009, 11:11:33 pm
>Bear-hug troll.

Lets be friends!
You activate BEAR HUG OF FURY
14 damage!!!
Little troll defeated!
11/20 experience.
You are at a stream running from north to south. There is a bridge crossing the stream. The path across the bridge runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint. There is a dead little troll here and a little club. To the west you smell fire.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
LICK WOUNDS
BEARTRAP (item)
RESET BEARTRAP
BEAR HUG (item) (cooling down)
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2009, 06:10:54 am »
> EAT LITTLE TROLL

> GET COINS THAT TROLL COLLECTED
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Re: Bear
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2009, 06:15:11 am »
Quote from: Kashyyk on August 18, 2009, 06:10:54 am
> GET COINS THAT TROLL COLLECTED
> DELICIOUS COINS!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2009, 06:16:14 am »
Quote from: Kashyyk on August 18, 2009, 06:10:54 am
> EAT LITTLE TROLL

> GET COINS THAT TROLL COLLECTED
You eat the little troll.
10 life gained
16 life left.
You look under the bridge and find 3 shiny pennies and 8 dull pennies.
What do you do?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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