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NUKE9.13

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Bear
« on: August 15, 2009, 01:47:23 pm »
This is a forum game about bears.

To start:
You are a bear. What do you do?
OPTIONS:
-Replace hands with beartraps
-Wear cape
-Learn magic
-Drink potion of random explosion
-Learn to fly
-Change name to 'Bearman'

There may be graphics in the future.
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filiusenox

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Re: Bear
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2009, 01:53:27 pm »
>replace hands with bear traps
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Re: Bear
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2009, 01:57:10 pm »
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Re: Bear
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2009, 01:58:56 pm »
Quote from: filiusenox on August 15, 2009, 01:53:27 pm
>replace hands with bear traps
Oh man the irony.
A bear with beartraps for hands.
Anyway.
You now have +1 attack.
ROUND 1
You are in a forest (duh)
There are trees & shit here.
You hear a lumberjack to the north, and a bear to the south east. What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
INVETORY
FUCK ALL
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Myroc

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Re: Bear
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2009, 01:59:45 pm »
Go north.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2009, 02:01:52 pm »
>Eat lumberjack
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Find comfort in that most people of intelligence jeer at the inmost mysteries, if superior minds were ever placed in fullest contact with the secrets preserved by
 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

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Re: Bear
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2009, 02:05:00 pm »
Quote from: Myroc on August 15, 2009, 01:59:45 pm
Go north.
You walk through the forest, making shitloads of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You encounter a lumberjack!
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The lumberjack is angry. He wields a fists.
The lumberjack attacks!
1 damage!
9 life left!
What do you do?
OPTIONS
EAT lumberjack
BEARTRAP lumberjack
ATTACK lumberjack
RUN AWAY SOUTH
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Akroma

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Re: Bear
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2009, 02:07:04 pm »
>beartrap lumberjack
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 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

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Re: Bear
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2009, 02:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 02:07:04 pm
>beartrap lumberjack
You beartrap the lumberjack.
In the [1] HEAD
8 damage!
The lumberjack has 2 life left!
The lumberjack attacks!
1 damage!
8 life left!
What do you do?
OPTIONS
EAT lumberjack
BEARTRAP lumberjack
RESET BEARTRAP
ATTACK lumberjack
RUN AWAY SOUTH
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Akroma

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Re: Bear
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 02:12:48 pm »
>eat lumberjack
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 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

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Re: Bear
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2009, 02:40:48 pm »
> afrer eating the lumberjack, meditate the mysteries of the universe
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Re: Bear
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2009, 02:50:38 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 02:12:48 pm
>eat lumberjack
You try eat the lumberjack [[3]-2]
You eat the lumberjack, gaining 5 life.
13 life left!
Lumberjack defeated!
5/10 experience.
You are in a forest. There are trees & shit and gore here. To the north you smell cookies. To the south somewhere you hear a bear.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
BEARTRAP (item)
RESET BEARTRAP
GET (item)
MEDITATE (mystery)
INVENTORY
FUCK ALL
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Re: Bear
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2009, 02:52:42 pm »
>reset bear trap

> go north
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 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

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Re: Bear
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2009, 02:54:28 pm »
>Mark Territory
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Re: Bear
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2009, 02:59:00 pm »
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Quote from: Realmfighter on February 22, 2010, 11:51:31 pm
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Quote from: Megaman on May 21, 2012, 08:28:13 pm
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