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[kilakan]

make whoosh noises

[NUKE9.13]

Also, >EAT COOKIES

You eat the cookies.
You gain 3 life and an attack bonus of +1
19 life left!
It occurs to you that cookies must be going somewhere.
You gain a quest: Do something with the empty basket!

make whoosh noises

You run in circles making woosh noises, wishing that you could actually fly. There is no one to be impressed by your actions here!
You detect nothing.
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
RESET BEARTRAP
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Started

ADVENTURES OF BEAR WILL RETURN TOMMOROW. GOOD NIGHT, AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS!

[Myroc]

Reset beartrap.

Get basket.

Go east, south south, south to the other bear sounds.

[Sensei]

>Wear basket on head

[Boogerman]

>Beartrap self

[theevilmonk]

you guys forgot >eat girl

[NUKE9.13]

you guys forgot >eat girl

You eat the little girl.
You gain 4 life!
23 life left!

Reset beartrap.

Get basket.

Go east, south south, south to the other bear sounds.

You sit down and reset one of your beartrap paws.
You walk along the path, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.

>Wear basket on head

You store the basket in your helmet slot. It will reduce damage to head by 1.

>Beartrap self

No.
You are on a path. It runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint.
You detect nothing.
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

> Check girls tracks to see which way she was heading.

[NUKE9.13]

> Check girls tracks to see which way she was heading.

There are little girl's tracks going west here.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

>Then head west!

[Cheeetar]

If the tracks were coming from the west, that means she was headed east. >Go east.

[NUKE9.13]

If the tracks were coming from the west, that means she was headed east. >Go east.

We just went east one tile. We encountered her to the west. She was going west. Shut up.

>Then head west!

You walk along the path, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You encounter a wolfman!
W
The wolfman is slightly impressed.
The wolfman is angry. He wields a sharp claws.
The wolfman attacks!
3 damage!
20 life left!
What do you do?
OPTIONS
EAT wolfman
BEARTRAP wolfman
ATTACK wolfman
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
RUN AWAY EAST

[Akroma]

>beartraop wolfman

> make woosh noises

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

> make woosh noises, first let's see how the wolfman reacts before beartrapping him.

[NUKE9.13]

> make woosh noises, first let's see how the wolfman reacts before beartrapping him.

You run in circles making woosh noises, wishing that you could actually fly. The wolfman is impressed by your antics!
The wolfman is a little impressed.
Wolfman converted!
2/20 experience.
You are on a path. It runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint. There is a wolfman and gore here.
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
TALK TO WOLFMAN (shit to say)
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.

Edit: You can eat stuff