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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2009, 03:08:41 pm »
Quote from: Myroc on August 15, 2009, 02:59:00 pm
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 02:52:42 pm
>reset bear trap

> go north
You sit down and reset one of your beartrap paws.
You walk through the forest, making shitloads of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You see a path here. It goes from east to west. Or from west to east. Depending on your point of view.
To the west you smell cookies.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
INVENTORY
FUCK ALL
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Akroma

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Re: Bear
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2009, 03:11:44 pm »
>go west


must aquire cookies
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Re: Bear
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2009, 03:15:29 pm »
I agree cookies would be nice and it's probally a little girl or an old women so even more food!
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Re: Bear
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2009, 03:16:29 pm »
No the cookies are a trap! Go East, you never know what you find when you go East.
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kilakan

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Re: Bear
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2009, 03:17:16 pm »
You are bear trap man trap is literally your middle name
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2009, 03:19:28 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 03:11:44 pm
>go west
You walk along the path, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You encounter a little girl!
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The little girl is terrified. She wields a basket of cookies.
The little girl attacks!
2 damage!
11 life left!
What do you do?
OPTIONS
EAT little girl
BEARTRAP little girl
ATTACK little girl
RUN AWAY EAST
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Re: Bear
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2009, 03:21:33 pm »
Beartrap little girl.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2009, 03:22:13 pm »
>befriend little girl


she shall becoem our sidekick

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...I will get my coat
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Re: Bear
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2009, 03:29:54 pm »
Bears: little girls' best friend.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Bear
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2009, 03:41:19 pm »
Quote from: Myroc on August 15, 2009, 03:21:33 pm
Beartrap little girl.
You beartrap the little girl.
In the [1]HEAD
8 damage!
Little girl defeated!
10/10 experience.
Level up!
OPTIONS:
-Replace hands with beartraps
-Wear cape
-Learn magic
-Drink potion of random explosion
-Learn to fly
-Change name to 'Bearman'
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Re: Bear
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2009, 03:42:04 pm »
> wear cape


+3 awesome
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Re: Bear
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2009, 03:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 03:42:04 pm
> wear cape


+300,000,000 awesome
fixed that up a little bit
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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2009, 03:49:19 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on August 15, 2009, 03:44:11 pm
Quote from: Akroma on August 15, 2009, 03:42:04 pm
> wear cape


+300,000,000 awesome
fixed that up a little bit
Oh man.
How crazy is this.
Ah bear with beartraps for hands with a cape!
You now have a cape and also people like you because you have a cape.
MOVING ON
You are on a path. It runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint.
There is a dead little girl and a basket of cookies here.
You detect nothing.
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
RESET BEARTRAP
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
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Re: Bear
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2009, 03:49:44 pm »
>Get magical territory marking powers.

dang, ninja'd!
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Re: Bear
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2009, 03:50:12 pm »
Also, >EAT COOKIES
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