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[Duke 2.0]

Nothing but the purest fishcaramel.

Wait, what level is your cook, Legendary +9001? Because that's the most epic food stack I've ever seen.

Just Talented.  Imagine the epicness had he been legendary, and that had been a stack of masterwork roasts.

You could buy off the entire world with a single stack.

Nations rise and fall based on the location of that stack.
 Heroes becomes themselves and die protecting, attacking and searching for that roast.
 Universes collapse and are born with that roast intact.
 You have created a god.

[Vester]

Something tells me that this char roast stack is, in fact, your universe's incarnation of Planepacked.

[Derakon]

im pretty sure that something like planepacked can be recreated with DF companion. once a material has been used in the ingredients list replace it with something else. or i think thats how it goes.

You can get your dwarves to use more ingredients than they planned on using, but you can't control what they use them for. In the case of Planepacked, the dwarf decided to have a decoration for every item of history in the world, which required getting a different kind of stone for each bit of history. In the case of cheating by forbidding items, you're just adding generic decorations.

[Neruz]

Nothing but the purest fishcaramel.

Wait, what level is your cook, Legendary +9001? Because that's the most epic food stack I've ever seen.

Just Talented.  Imagine the epicness had he been legendary, and that had been a stack of masterwork roasts.

You could buy off the entire world with a single stack.

Nations rise and fall based on the location of that stack.
 Heroes becomes themselves and die protecting, attacking and searching for that roast.
 Universes collapse and are born with that roast intact.
 You have created a god.

You should eat it.

[Vester]

That would shatter the multiverse. Planepacked would detonate. The Hammer Tower would fall. The elephants of Boatmurdered's world would swarm across time and space to devour everything, yea, even gods, and roll back time to when there were no dwarves. And Armok himself would come down from his high place, and complete the unmaking.

[Beanchubbs]

And carp would start flying!

[Deimos56]

And Giant Eagles would start swimming.

Oh, also, Unicorns would turn up in all biomes. And be perpetually furious.

[Dragooble]

i'm a force a nature! lets see here. grass fly's birds shine sun grows, and buddy... i hurt people.

[Phantom]

Welcome to the largest beer stockpile in the world!
Meh
*drops a match*

[Itnetlolor]

Yeah, Ambrosia has nothing on this.

Even a taste of this can reverse one's aging process to the prime of life, and remain there for eternity.

Sacrifice it to the almighty Armok.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Man, imagine if they were Crossbow bolts. The Gobbos would be killed by the epicness long before the bolts hit them.

[Hippoman]

How do you mince syrup?

[Time Kitten]

Better yet, how do you tell which syrup is more masterfully minced... when all the syrup has been jammed back together?

[RebelZhouYuWu]

I bet at one point each piece of syrup had been engraved with the entire history of the world, but being syrup the engravings didn't last long.

[Itnetlolor]

Better yet, how do you tell which syrup is more masterfully minced... when all the syrup has been jammed back together?

I'm sure it would have a marble texture to it, considering various qualities.

As for mincing syrup, dry it until it turns into a sugar, and break it apart like toffee. That's how I see it.