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Author Topic: Wow, and it's not even an artifact  (Read 4437 times)

Truec

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Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« on: August 09, 2009, 08:29:47 pm »

Totally missed this for an unknwon length of time until I went to move things to the depot for trading.
The first page of five.  Total value of the stack: 6470728 dwarfmoleans.

I kind of want to bronze them and hang them as a plaque over the front gate.

Interestingly, It's 99.9% dwarven syrup, with only one finely minced char in at the end.

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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 08:36:55 pm »

Holy shpadoodle, this is like Planepacked - except edible! Make sure that some butt-scratching peasant doesn't make off with the whole stack.
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Truec

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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 08:42:19 pm »

I forbid it as soon as I confirmed it was in the food stockpile.  I may very well have to place it in the vault with my artifacts.  If I ever get around to building said vault.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 08:46:08 pm »

where are the sun berries!?

this cannot be awesome without at least a finely minced sunberry!

maybe you can offer it in trade for a million migrants  :P
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 08:48:14 pm »

 Congratulations, you just got a two-ton boulder of amber. Be sure to check inside for any preserved lifeforms.

 I'm really too tired to make a witty "I'm Baaaaaaaack!" post, and it seems nothing important happened while I was gone.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 08:50:05 pm »

I wonder if its radioactive, or it would give a human a heart attack, or cause this:
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 08:56:30 pm »

How do you use more than three ingridiants?
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Truec

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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 08:58:11 pm »

Presumably, it bugged out and he kept grabbing things to put in instead of stopping at three.  Maybe related to whatever caused Planepacked, I dunno.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 09:02:21 pm »

253 well-prepared char roast. Nice.

How charred is it? I mean, with that much syrup, you'd expect the thing to burn well.

(Note: Fully aware of what a Char is; Loves to be punny.)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 09:07:24 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 09:04:49 pm »

I think the only reason it was called a char roast was to make it sound healthy like MCDonalds salads that have more fat then the burgers................... Why the fuck did I just use a McDonalds reference......... and I'm a vegetarian so that's even worse........... I feel soo disgusted with myself...... oh well time to go finish building the kitten death trap.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 09:54:48 pm »

Nothing but the purest fishcaramel.

Wait, what level is your cook, Legendary +9001? Because that's the most epic food stack I've ever seen.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 09:58:06 pm »

im pretty sure that something like planepacked can be recreated with DF companion. once a material has been used in the ingredients list replace it with something else. or i think thats how it goes.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 10:00:55 pm »

Wow. There is nothing else to say.
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Truec

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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 10:11:31 pm »

Nothing but the purest fishcaramel.

Wait, what level is your cook, Legendary +9001? Because that's the most epic food stack I've ever seen.

Just Talented.  Imagine the epicness had he been legendary, and that had been a stack of masterwork roasts.
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Re: Wow, and it's not even an artifact
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2009, 10:13:36 pm »

Nothing but the purest fishcaramel.

Wait, what level is your cook, Legendary +9001? Because that's the most epic food stack I've ever seen.

Just Talented.  Imagine the epicness had he been legendary, and that had been a stack of masterwork roasts.

You could buy off the entire world with a single stack.
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