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[ed boy]

Also, John's corpse is in space.  There goes that hope.  Although a game full of JohnImps and JohnOrges would be pretty weird.

It would be unwinnable, that's what. Imps with that much mangrit would be unstoppable.

[Max White]

Also, that explains the Dersites...

[Darvi]

Wait, does that mean that Roxy and Dirk are actually older? Or they were born later, as they would otherwise be almost adults.

[Johnfalcon99977]

So yeah...

Apparently, one nutjob on Tumblr fuckin' called it almost four weeks ago.  Like, really fucking called it, I don't even know what to say.

Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't realize that before. The Evidence was so completely fucking Obvious.

He gets all the Kudos. All of it.

[Max White]

Wait, does that mean that Roxy and Dirk are actually older? Or they were born later, as they would otherwise be almost adults.

I'm assuming they were born three years later. Right now, in J/J's time, Dirk would be 13, the same age that AR is eternally stuck as.

[Aqizzar]

Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't realize that before. The Evidence was so completely fucking Obvious.

"Obvious" if you were willing to completely disregard any sense of pattern-adherence.  Which is the whole point of Act 6 sure, pattern breaking, but we're only human.  I've said it before and I've said it again, Hussie has achieved a remarkable feat in Homestuck - by establishing such a reputation for bending the reader's expectations, he has reached a territory where he can beat you over the head with exactly what's going to happen, and it becomes a twist, because you were expecting it to be anything but the "obvious".

Wait, does that mean that Roxy and Dirk are actually older? Or they were born later, as they would otherwise be almost adults.

Since Hussie can keep pulling cosmic rules out of his ass as long as he wants to, there's nothing to say all players have to be seeded to the world at the same time.  John landed on Earth five months after the rest of his friends, it was just extremely convenient that he was still of about the same age and they all played the game on the same day.  Guardians/Ancestors land all throughout time; the Handmaid arrived on Alternia centuries after it was destroyed.

There's no reason the players couldn't land considerably closer to or even well after whatever date the Game is supposed to take place.  Nothing except anything resembling sense, that is.

Also, that explains the Dersites...

I was going to mention that.  Also explains why Dirk has in his apartment all these fancy robots, a levitating monitor, and priceless works of art.

[Max White]

Hmm, if the entire world has become so full of troll tec, and troll terminology, maybe earth has also been inhabited with... Trolls? As in UU and uu could in fact be on Earth.

EDIT: No wait, uu said they were in the meteor belt, didn't he? Never mind...

[Aqizzar]

EDIT: No wait, uu said they were in the meteor belt, didn't he? Never mind...

Doesn't rule out the possibility.  That factoid literally means nothing except that they are already in a Session.  Which one and where they came from is entirely up in the air.

Hussie is slowly accomplishing his newest act of Grand Trolling, getting the hardwired fans so turned around that they can't possibly discard any half-baked theory, no matter how tangential.

[Guardian G.I.]

Apparently, one nutjob on Tumblr fuckin' called it almost four weeks ago.  Like, really fucking called it, I don't even know what to say.

After looking through that tumblr, I'm more and more convinced about who is that nutjob. He is Andrew Hussie.

[Jelle]

Oh wow I didn't see that coming. I love it when a story manages to completely and utterly surprise me.

[GlyphGryph]

Does this mean that for... Jane's? session there was, in fact, no reckoning? It sure as heck doesn't look like a world destroyed by meteors, anyways!

But then... how long can the reckoning actually last if the person controlling it wants it to? Probably quite a while. The world might still be, indefinitely, pre-reckoning. Meaning the others can be years in the future and still technically enter the game.

Although... Actually, no. There's one more bit, I think.

Jake is clearly not in the future we just witnessed, since his island is underwater in it.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I think that Jane may have just been transported through time in order to align her timeline with Dirk's and Roxy's. I reckon the same thing will happen to Jake in order to pervent his untimely death via drowning.

Apparently, one nutjob on Tumblr fuckin' called it almost four weeks ago.  Like, really fucking called it, I don't even know what to say.

After looking through that tumblr, I'm more and more convinced about who is that nutjob. He is Andrew Hussie.

Alternately: Its Hussies Evil Clone created by time space shannagins

[MadocComadrin]

Alternatively alternatively, it's Problem Sleuth. Who else could deduce the plans of the mighty Hussie?

[Darvi]

Alternatively hypersquared, it's Ansrew.

[zchris13]

The Troll text in [S] Jane: Enter says "But not many". Most likely referring to the "years in the future".

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