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[Max White]

I think the exiles are going to be... Well, let me let my source explain it.

>Midnight Crew posters at Dave's room
>We get a goddamn Midnight Crew intermission and equivalent Derse agents
>Problem Sleuth posters at Jane's room
>yfw Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, and Pickle Inspector as Prospit agents, reset session exiles, and the stars of the intermission between Acts 6.1 and 6.2

So what you are saying is that it was the guy from jailbreak?

[Duke 2.0]

 This is simple stuff guys. She's Nana. What her lineage may be is unknown to us, we don't know if she has a Bizarro adult John lording over her, if ectobiology silliness means this is Jade x John spawn or an entirely new genesis.

 There are some interesting features present there though. The preserved mutant cats provide an interesting link between Mom and Dave, and FUCK CAL GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE.

 And goddammit it has already begun fuck.

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 I hate this fandom.

[Aqizzar]

I hate this fandom.

It's just one.  It'll be like that episode of Futurama, only the most depraved will be able to overcome the fact that until today, we only knew this person as a (dead) old woman, no matter what fanartists think of her now.

Why fanart is coming up so fast is another question, since she is literally a Female John.

It is a subtle glitch of paradox space. For, you see, the players of this session did not actually originate in this universe. They are remnant data, copies, of their original selves from a different universe. The Baby Jane, Mom, Bro, and Hass we saw in the original universe, when entering their portals, somehow had their data remain in the game in the reset.

As such, Jane landed with a fedora (the only remnant of Mr. Egbert in this universe). R-Mom lands with mutie (which is odd. think about it. Mutie was cloned from Jaspers. You can't perfectly clone Mutie. The only way for R-Mom to have Mutie would be either for her to steal Mutie away from kid-Mom in the original universe, or for their to somehow be two muties (glitch glitch glitch)). R-Bro lands with dreamcal (as did Bro in the original universe as they are the same data). and R-Hass likely landed with two flint-lock pistols.

The players we see were never created in that session. The data of their meteors crashing on Earth was glitched into the reset session and they magically appeared from no origin. It defies logic.

And it is the calling card of a certain time Lord.

The reset session is doomed for consumption.

Oh, and "Jane Crocker" is a portmanteau of "Cancer" and "Joker".  (Or whatever the right word is.)

[GlyphGryph]

Now, I think the question is:

Is the new Kids Universe tied to the Old Troll Universe? After all, they had to encourage someone to scratch their session, needed someone to tell them about it, and needed enough cause. With no Doc Scratch, who gave that to them?

Perhaps it was Betty Crocker... or whoever replaced Bec as First Guardian in this new verse.

[Rose]

I hate this fandom.

It's just one.  It'll be like that episode of Futurama, only the most depraved will be able to overcome the fact that until today, we only knew this person as a (dead) old woman, no matter what fanartists think of her now.

Why fanart is coming up so fast is another question, since she is literally a Female John.

You forget, she's a female john that's right on the other side of puberty.

[Dermonster]

The mspa fanart thread exploded.

I am covered in Teen Nana, all of the Teen Nana.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Oh my god. Just... just... oh my god.

This is insane.

Edit: I am also going with the crazy fan theory that Lil'Cal is a Universal constant now.

[Trapezohedron]

Oh my god. Just... just... oh my god.

This is insane.

Edit: I am also going with the crazy fan theory that Lil'Cal is a Universal constant now.

So is SBaHJ.

[Duke 2.0]

 Granted it's Dream Cal that Bro brought with him fro U2.

 I think U2 is just a cancer on the multiverse, and the cancer is Cal.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Cal is Lord English.

[Trapezohedron]

If LE can shapeshift, then there might be a high chance it's LE.

[freeformschooler]

Cal is Lord English.

Everyone thought this was hilarious before it became canon.

I am not sure what the precise degree of decreased or elevated hilarity is now.

[Urist Imiknorris]

It's funny because it's true.

[CJ1145]

So wait. By the looks of it, Dave is now a famous movie director (a really, really shitty movie director), and Rose is an ectobiologist like her mom was. And John and Jade are... most likely dead?

[Solifuge]

As I understand it, this is the Scratched Universe, where the universe rebooted with a different random seed, and things turned out slightly different.

John in this universe has apparently been replaced by someone not unlike his Nanna. I wonder if the other kids will have ended up more like modern versions of their Parents/Guardians, while their Guardians will end up being like the kids?