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[Johnfalcon99977]

The most epic flash evar is either coming up, or Hussie is just a lazy, evil, bastard.

[Knirisk]

There actually is no flash. This is the Revelations portion of the Book of Hussie. THE FINAL TROLL.

[sonerohi]

This is where Hussie trolls us the hardest: The updates we've been getting are the buffer he had. There won't be anymore updates, because Hussie went into a coma/got amnesia to spite us and cannot resume. Like, a month from now we will get a huge update and a little note that says "Lol, been comatose for the past three weeks, love Hussie".

[applesauce machine]

This is where Hussie trolls us the hardest: The updates we've been getting are the buffer he had. There won't be anymore updates, because Hussie went into a coma/got amnesia to spite us and cannot resume. Like, a month from now we will get a huge update and a little note that says "Lol, been comatose for the past three weeks, love Hussie".

No, once he's out of his coma, he'll update as usual. Every update will be a self-insert update, showing what he was doing for the past so-and-so weeks or months in his coma. He will update like this no less than five times a day.

[freeformschooler]

This is where Hussie trolls us the hardest: The updates we've been getting are the buffer he had. There won't be anymore updates, because Hussie went into a coma/got amnesia to spite us and cannot resume. Like, a month from now we will get a huge update and a little note that says "Lol, been comatose for the past three weeks, love Hussie".

No, once he's out of his coma, he'll update as usual. Every update will be a self-insert update, showing what he was doing for the past so-and-so weeks or months in his coma. He will update like this no less than five times a day.

Of course, inside his coma dream bubble exist four hundred thirteen different Alternate Hussie Dreambubbles, which all contain an alternate version of Cal. Using the limitless powers of the ancient trolleons he will extract all of the Cals (all of them) into his own dream bubble, and then force each one to create a seperate update that is nothing but a recap of that Cal's slightly different Andrew Hussie dreambubble timeline, accompanied by the one thing that is always sure about Cal, other than how good a friend he is: his gog damn creepy muppet raping face.

[CJ1145]

This is where Hussie trolls us the hardest: The updates we've been getting are the buffer he had. There won't be anymore updates, because Hussie went into a coma/got amnesia to spite us and cannot resume. Like, a month from now we will get a huge update and a little note that says "Lol, been comatose for the past three weeks, love Hussie".

No, once he's out of his coma, he'll update as usual. Every update will be a self-insert update, showing what he was doing for the past so-and-so weeks or months in his coma. He will update like this no less than five times a day.

Of course, inside his coma dream bubble exist four hundred thirteen different Alternate Hussie Dreambubbles, which all contain an alternate version of Cal. Using the limitless powers of the ancient trolleons he will extract all of the Cals (all of them) into his own dream bubble, and then force each one to create a seperate update that is nothing but a recap of that Cal's slightly different Andrew Hussie dreambubble timeline, accompanied by the one thing that is always sure about Cal, other than how good a friend he is: his gog damn creepy muppet raping face.

The actual text of this post was in my mind replaced by the horrible, grinning face of Lil Cal, but from what I saw before my eyes bled out I swear you just suggested that Hussie is about the make the MSPA Equivalent of Endless Eight.

While my fingers are still ont he home row and being blind is not yet an issue to me, I feel I should come clean. Last week at an airport, I ran into Hussie. I was amZED OUT OF MY FUCKING SKULL. SO I sked him,
Hussiem hoq will Homestuxk end? ND HE TOLD MD "ZG GND VDFH D C L UOYHNQHENR58WIQVJ335 EIRUY8EWT7UD8FJ JFIOPWUAJIODSJ

[Dermonster]

Ia Ia Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hussie MsPaintAdventures wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

[ToonyMan]

What the fock is this

[Qmarx]

dermonster, stop it with the giant page of rectangular box things.  It gets really annoying.  Are you trying to post using Korean characters or something?

[Dermonster]

Oh right, that thing needs language packs or something >.> one sec.

[freeformschooler]

dermonster, stop it with the giant page of rectangular box things.  It gets really annoying.  Are you trying to post using Korean characters or something?

I think he's trying to Zalgo or something. Recently I haven't been able to view the characters either for some reason. And if he is, Toady already said we're not supposed to do that 

If not then I don't know.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, he's doing the Zalgo thing, which is far stupider.

C'mon, more Homestuckbound.

[Dermonster]

fixed it into a stupid reference.

This is what happens when I jump on small four post bandwagons. It tips over and catches fire.

[Duke 2.0]

What the fock is this

Really what. The fan adventures discussion was fine, but this update wankery always happens when Hussie needs to take time to make updates.

 Honestly though, I don't think the fandom will come out of a month-long hiatus to make a 10-minute flash without a long list of things they regret. Already we have the junk with the fan adventures we have beef with, this stuff is on the tip of everyones minds ready to come out when a chance presents itself.

 And somebody just did a dump of various fan projects the moment I left? Why, I should make a post on how this is a formal challenge to my position of prime art dumper!
 But that would be stupid and sophomoric , beneath my soapbox rant as of five seconds ago writing this post. It's always cool to see people strain the various fanmuck for the pearls rolling around in the swampy wastes that is any fandom. Good on ya mate.

[PsyberianHusky]

Hussie is attempting to blur the lines of story telling again, he is currently casting actors who can speak French, Italian and German for part 7. This part will be an Opera where in the first act The rest of the trolls will revive off stage deaths to Lord English.
 This act will be interrupted half way though to reveal it was a play within a play and we are introduced to me real main character Hussie who must battle the Furies and Furries that have plagued his existence for years now.