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[applesauce machine]

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BUT I STILL WANT A CANNON SHIP GODDAMMIT

What do you mean? This is just about as canon as it gets.

[maxicaxi]

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BUT I STILL WANT A CANNON SHIP GODDAMMIT

What do you mean? This is just about as canon as it gets.

What I meant was that i prefer R<3K but a ship is a ship.

[Duke 2.0]

 And somewhere a young artist woman let out a giddy squeal for no apparent reason she would be aware of 'till she checks the comic.
 Wait, no, I don't think SkepticArcher actually shipped this. Nevermind that.

 This does play into the theory of Kanaya being over Vriska forever. Just as Vriska developed something Kanaya wanted presumably for years Kanaya realizes that it just isn't worth it.

Spoiler: These turn out surprisingly well (click to show/hide)

And this update is new and all, but I would imagine the MSPA forums would have shipped them due to this event by now.

[eerr]

Vriska liiiiiiikes rainbowdrinkers!

[applesauce machine]

Formspring updates. Not many, but there they are.

Also, it's especially fitting, because in reality I am like this huge lesbian.

[freeformschooler]

I am highly approving of Vriska's sudden sweaty deathlust for Kanaya.

[Aqizzar]

Wait, no, I don't think SkepticArcher actually shipped this. Nevermind that.

 This does play into the theory of Kanaya being over Vriska forever. Just as Vriska developed something Kanaya wanted presumably for years Kanaya realizes that it just isn't worth it.

Spoiler: I don't know where you got that idea. (click to show/hide)

I mean really, nobody even heard of "SkepticArcher" until Hivebent.  I don't think I've seen her draw anything but trolls, and Snowman by request.

But yeah, Vriska finally falls in love with Kanaya, although exactly why raises some questions.  I mean, just a few days ago we (I) were writing textbooks about how Vriska's not really the murderous bluh bluh at heart that she acts like.  But now she's fawning _{in very small text} for an old friend, who she just got her clock cleaned by and is covered in and further decorating herself with blood.  Is it the raw murderous power on display?  Is it for "saving" her life even though Vriska probably thought she had everything in hand?  Is it the flagrant charisma?

It'll all be for naught of course.  Brutally humorous unrequited romantic confusion is half the comic's plot.

[Retro]

Is it the raw murderous power on display? Is it for "saving" her life even though Vriska probably thought she had everything in hand? Is it the flagrant charisma?

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as shown by modern society, one cannot resist the carnal allure of a rainbow drinker

[Rose]

Clearly it's because kanaya is giving vriska the punch she thinks she deserves for being an enormous pansy.

[FuzzyZergling]

No. I will not fall for this "new" Kanaya. She killed Eridan before he had a chance to reach across the pathetic threshold to grab a frothy mug of badass, and I will continue to hate her for it, Equius glasses or no.

[Jervous]

Vriska is a masochist.

[Deteramot]

Vriska has admitted that she values strength. She likes John because John does his best to get stronger, and he listens (for better or worse) to her advice, something which she specifically couldn't stand Tavros not doing. Obviously, she doesn't go for Equius, although that may be because he is higher on the Hemospectrum and thus, with his craziness concerning said spectrum, he would not be interested in pursuing a relationship. And also probably because Equius is fucking creepy.

Vriska never noticed Kanaya because she was busy trying to make Tavros stronger so that she could pursue any sort of mating relationship with him. When he finally showed a little backbone, she was so exasperated with him that she just killed him. Then Kanaya, who was pretty freaking obvious about wanting more than a Moiraility with Vriska, shows up, kicks ass, takes names, and tells them all to Deal With It.

And Vriska realizes that there is finally a worthy person for her to <3.

[Argembarger]

Next time on Homestuck, Nic Cage and Kanaya duel to the death for Vriska's heart.

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Hussie shows up and kills both of them, and then carries Vriska to his love-nest with a forklift

[FuzzyZergling]

What are you talking about, Hussie is no longer interested since Vriska started dieting.
Read the non-existant Formspring, people.

[ToonyMan]

I can't control my thread!  The power, it can never derail gog dammit.

Also, if I remember right Gamzee didn't even react to getting hit in the mcnuggets.