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[MetalSlimeHunt]

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I am going to kill Andrew Hussie, and then I am going to bring him back so that I may kill him again. And again. And again. I might eventually get bored. I doubt it.

[smjjames]

Does it matter?

It's Gamzee. Any way is awesome enough.
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The poportion seems wrong and the horns are missing, but yes I would say it's a very good approximation of hero mode Gamzee.

Also, back when he was talking about squeezing his horns, at first it sounds like some kind of sexual innuedo (and Karkat apparently does), but he is actually talking about the musical horns. And no I didn't just realize that just now, I figured it out quite a while ago.

[Jim Groovester]

I guess there's a new SBAHJ too in addition to horrible trolling from Andrew.

And I guess we know who entered those snarky names for the kids now.

[Elegy]

Wow Kanaya is being a real hornses ass in this update.

[Deteramot]

I would give her a break. She just had a major cultural rapeage, not to mention losing the game.

And discovering her hero is a pasty, hornless ape-thing.

And the misconception of a life time.

[Duke 2.0]

 And the ship between them that launched a thousand lesbians has just received a mine to the stern, and is taking on a lot of water. Shippers will have to bail and hope furiously for Hussie to turn this relationship around, although I like the idea of a Flighty Broad contest between the two so I'm sort of hoping that ship sinks to the bottom of the Fandom Channel.

 

Spoiler: And screw you Vriska this character deserves this a lot more (click to show/hide)

 
 
 
 
 Last one is a little curvy, but whatever. Those zainy fanartists can take liberties like that if done this well.

[Jim Groovester]

Hey, look, another update.

This one looks awesome.

Hopy shit this is awesome.

Kanaya you are like ten times more awesome now.

Okay, I'll just chill by myself with this excellent update by myself. I'm cool with that.

[Qmarx]

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[ECrownofFire]

Gah, I should be going to bed, but it keeps updating.

[Enzo]

I think you mean IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

Nothing terribly exciting, although I appreciate that we are getting some Rose-love finally.

[Soadreqm]

I like these Kanaya shenanigans. John is such a doofus. Earth looks pretty cool, too. I can totally see why the trolls would want to conquer it.

[Aqizzar]

CG: WE CAN GAUGE YOUR RESULTS WITH THE "FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER".
GA: That Seems Just As Disparaging To Me As It Is To Her
CG: YEAH WELL
CG: USE IT AS MOTIVATION

The horseshitometer swings back to her side, as she has inadvertently caused you to flush with the shame of one thousand cocoon-wetting children.

You win this round, Lalonde.

GA: Now Im Wondering If You Might Be Trolling Me As Well
GT: ok well, just between you and me...
GT: SOMEONE here is getting trolled.
GT: and it just might be all three of us.

It never ceases to amaze.  And yeah, fuck Hussie, maximum trolling, so on and so forth.



By the way, to whoever was asking about what's up with the "Rose: be the Troll girl" and vice versa commands, that goes all the way back to Jailbreak, where it was used a couple times.

[Cthulhu]

hopy shit, new SBaHJ?  Am I dreaming?

This was a satisfying update.  Kanaya is several levels less boring now.  She's no longer a bunp on the log like some characters.

[Soadreqm]

By the way, to whoever was asking about what's up with the "Rose: be the Troll girl" and vice versa commands, that goes all the way back to Jailbreak, where it was used a couple times.

It's been used everywhere since then. Probably one of the oldest running gags, along with the disappearing pumpkins. I did a quick search for "be the" at the view-all-commands-page, and it seems that this is the twentieth time this particular turn of phrase has been used in Homestuck. One of them was "AR: be the law", and that's arguably a different concept, but I think that all the other times were attempts to switch characters. How HIGH do you even have to be to miss something like that?

[Ninteen45]

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