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Author Topic: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.  (Read 476653 times)

Jackrabbit

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3195 on: September 30, 2010, 02:28:20 pm »

This is basically what happens every time I hop in my plane:
Ascot: Wow, this is amazing.
Ascot: Hey, I forgot you could keep ascending!
Ascot: Today we will be rising to about 1500 feet to avoid the bad weather before leveling out. Please remain seated till the seatbelt light is switched off.
Ascot: HahahahaWOAH SHIT
Ascot: LEVEL OUT YOU BASTARD.
Ascot: THAT MADE IT WORSE.
Ascot: Oh God oh shit oh Jesus
Ascot: LEVEL
Ascot: Oh phew...
Ascot: WHOOPS SHIT
continue ad infinitum
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3196 on: September 30, 2010, 02:41:33 pm »

Don't forget the flak cannons!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3197 on: September 30, 2010, 02:51:20 pm »

Bah, got killed by Damian and probably lost everything. NOW TO REBUILD.

e: he took nothing. What a nice chap.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2010, 03:28:37 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3198 on: September 30, 2010, 03:40:37 pm »

Damian comes down the street from the west
Damian lunges at you!
Damian coolly levels the barrel of his (pistol) at your head.
[queued Feint Damian]
You mention a logical paradox to Damian
Damian pauses for a moment, lost in thought
Damian appears stunned!
You head east down the street.


A summary of my first and so far only encounter with Damian.  Because of my ineptitude in a fighting scene and the general strength of those who want to put my head on a pike, I have managed to live only through the generous use of cowardice.  Feint before they can launch a strike, then run like hell when they're distracted.

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3199 on: September 30, 2010, 07:31:10 pm »

Saoy does not actually run ENEMA, she's just one of the more active middle managers. Also if you are having trouble with planes you can keep a crate of soda in it for emergencies or grind pilot by sitting on the roof and 'app mosquito' x 100000.
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« Reply #3200 on: September 30, 2010, 07:42:04 pm »

What's the fun in training flying without crashing? Even better in a populated area.
It's like Russian roulette without bullets.
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« Reply #3201 on: September 30, 2010, 07:46:49 pm »

You lose all the ip you got when you crash. Better to just steal a boat and drive around in it.
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3202 on: September 30, 2010, 07:47:32 pm »

What's the fun in training flying without crashing? Even better in a populated area.
It's like Russian roulette without bullets.
That's what I keep telling them but they convinced me to take a boat.
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3203 on: September 30, 2010, 07:55:29 pm »

That's because seeing "OH GOD WHY I'M GONNA CRASH hehe that was closOH FUCK LEVEL OUT LEVEL OUT LEVEL OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO whew dodged a bullet theJESUS CHRIST WHYYYYYYYYYYYY damnit where'd it crash..." is only funny the first time.
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3204 on: September 30, 2010, 08:01:54 pm »

That's because seeing "OH GOD WHY I'M GONNA CRASH hehe that was closOH FUCK LEVEL OUT LEVEL OUT LEVEL OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO whew dodged a bullet theJESUS CHRIST WHYYYYYYYYYYYY damnit where'd it crash..." is only funny the first time.

You missed his boating adventure.

Jackrabbit

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3205 on: September 30, 2010, 08:04:29 pm »

I'm not finding it particularly funny either. It's just that I need to exclaim that shit is going down hard and heavy and I need to know someone can hear me. I'll stop though, because I'm not getting back in a plane until I'm sure I can fly it.

Boats though, I think I've hit an equilibrium.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2010, 08:06:33 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3206 on: September 30, 2010, 11:59:23 pm »

Apparently, cyberdecks and the HellMOO internet have not been developed in any real sense.  If you want to design an area that nobody will pay attention to, you may have at it, but otherwise the internet serves no actual purpose.  This limits hacking to only two activities, namely advanced lockpicking and the acquisition of gang cams.

Well, that kind of puts a dent in the idea of a specialist hacker-type character, seeing as I wouldn't be doing a whole heck of a lot beyond pissing off other corps and pissing off other individuals.

And chud characters, while also highly appealing to me, have the slight disadvantage of no longer having any special apartments down below.  They're all taken.  Heck, I'd even wondered about a chudhacker, a character who could call for help and get some chuds to stand guard while he hacked cameras in gangland, allowing him to make a break for it in the event that things go sour.

And, of course, such a character would also have a great aversion to sunlight, like any respectable geek.


Guess that just leaves me.  Me, the minmaxed Brains/Senses build.  The whipping medic who can't really do a good job of whipping things.

Oh well...  Hey, at least I've got hootch!  About nine bottles of it so far, if I've managed to find all of them.  And at six units of alcohol per bottle, that ain't bad.

Now if only we had a use for these things...  Suppose I could sell 'em.


And I really need to find something to do with all this junk in my room.  I've almost managed to stuff the toybox, the floor is yet again beyond capacity, and I'm missing about two semi-naked runs worth of loot that someone was kind enough to hold on to for me.

I've got loads of crafting supplies, but no real use for them.  Someone even gave me an empty clip for some reason.  I'm not sure if I should focus on training climb, locksmith, craft, chemistry or even hacking at this point (let alone whips), and I need something to do when the daily IP racks up to painful levels so that I'm bleeding XP.  I also need something to do for some easy money, as I'm down to my last couple thousand...  Again.


Science would be nice to have, but I have no clue how I'd go about getting it.  And so far it seems that my most profitable course of action is feeling up W-U employees...  One gal gave me $1150 for a good roll-around in one of the corridors.  Far superior (and far safer) to the $40 a day I get off of our one remaining cam in Gangland.

Well...  That's about the gist of it.  I guess I need to go grind craft some more.  I'm still kicking myself for having tagged teaching...

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3207 on: October 01, 2010, 04:18:10 am »

Teaching is more useful later, when you've got the raws in other skills to teach them to high levels. Because you get some percentage of the xp they spend.

Cabinets and safes are pretty cheap, when it comes down to it. Consider investing in one. And frame packs never hurt either, though they can't store as much. You can quite often find them lying around, I have ten or so, and I've only bought one.
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3208 on: October 01, 2010, 05:24:48 am »

Kagus, check your mail. We just got a decent set of schematics, and I've been saving up a ton of stuff, so I'm sure there are things you can make in there.
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Re: HellMOO: Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company.
« Reply #3209 on: October 01, 2010, 06:04:11 am »

You guys know where the blacklash schematic is? Or the one for the capsules?

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