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LegoLord

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Re: I woke up to a nightmare
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2009, 09:18:55 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on July 20, 2009, 06:51:02 pm
who needs size when you have a crossbow? whacking kids into walls and spraying their entrails everywhere is fun :D
what's also fun is taking a marksmen and giving him bolts that do bludgeon damage.  Good times.

Every couple of shots sent the guy flying back 1-3 spaces.  Imagine that with a champion marksman instead of a sub-proficient.
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Re: I woke up to a nightmare
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2009, 12:20:24 pm »
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Re: I woke up to a nightmare
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2009, 09:06:22 pm »
I have a question what age was it cause If you make an adventurer at year 10 or some shit then all elves will be children and the so called weapon masters won't have had time to train so they will be just peasants. Also happens the elves siege kill all the humans but one and the one is the new leader.  If he had run into an elf while you weren't there they would have likely killed him.  P.S. anyone ever spwan in the middle of a siege cause I have and it's epic.  I had farmer/priests punching out elves when I spawn because both forces trained armies were already laying dead. Long story short I counted and the farmer broke his leg but lived while killing about 5 elves and the preist kept going martial and killed about 20 and he lived.  I think he god really loves him.
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Re: I woke up to a nightmare
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2009, 04:44:36 am »
Quote from: LegoLord on July 21, 2009, 09:18:55 am
Quote from: Rowanas on July 20, 2009, 06:51:02 pm
who needs size when you have a crossbow? whacking kids into walls and spraying their entrails everywhere is fun :D
what's also fun is taking a marksmen and giving him bolts that do bludgeon damage.  Good times.

Every couple of shots sent the guy flying back 1-3 spaces.  Imagine that with a champion marksman instead of a sub-proficient.

Hammerbolts?
Ballbolts?
Cannonbolts?
Whack-this-guy-into-the-wall-fifty-steps-away bolt?
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Re: I woke up to a nightmare
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2009, 06:46:12 am »
Quote from: mattie2009 on July 28, 2009, 04:44:36 am
Quote from: LegoLord on July 21, 2009, 09:18:55 am
Quote from: Rowanas on July 20, 2009, 06:51:02 pm
who needs size when you have a crossbow? whacking kids into walls and spraying their entrails everywhere is fun :D
what's also fun is taking a marksmen and giving him bolts that do bludgeon damage.  Good times.

Every couple of shots sent the guy flying back 1-3 spaces.  Imagine that with a champion marksman instead of a sub-proficient.

Hammerbolts?
Ballbolts?
Cannonbolts?
Whack-this-guy-into-the-wall-fifty-steps-away bolt?


well i have modded ripperbolts into the game using a boltgun (shame) which does a satisfying 150 gore damage which pretty much blows anything into shreds
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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