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[Calvin]

I say we take a migrant and toss him down the chasm to see if anythings down there.

Lol, amrite?

That's a great idea.
Better yet, vote the most useless person.

[CJ1145]

Hey, hey, no fair! We haven't gotten to do anything significant yet! Due to... issues, all I've been able to do is begin the Trap Trade Depot for elves, and halfway train a turtle!

[Calvin]

War Turtle used Water Gun!
But wait, War Turtle doesn't know how to use water gun.

Instead, he just uses Spit!
Which, just distracts the iron man. Which gives Org enough time to load his crossbow.

[Org]

OH GOD FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE.

[inaluct]

I hop on the new War Turtle and ride to the entrance!

Also, CJ1145

[CJ1145]

?? Yes, O Monocled One?

[Org]

CJ

Sorry. But think of it this way:

You are doing it for the greater good. :I

[Wild Goose]

Still masoning, I guess.  After this crisis is over, you're going to need furniture, and possible a new door.  Don't want a tantrum, after all.
Or I could start smoothing the walls.

[Calvin]

Still masoning, I guess.  After this crisis is over, you're going to need furniture, and possible a new door.  Don't want a tantrum, after all.
Or I could start smoothing the walls.

Smoothing is good.

These ugly rough walls and floor is creeping me out.

[Org]

COME ON. EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTE FOR CJ.

[inaluct]

He has what it takes to explore the chasm successfully. Mebbe. We need to get him a pick, though. Preferably with an iron helmet and a rope.

[CJ1145]

Oh, shit. I vote woose! Come on, he's a turtle! Give him a pick and he'll take down anything down there!

[Calvin]

Oh, shit. I vote woose! Come on, he's a turtle! Give him a pick and he'll take down anything down there!

But woose valiantly fought the iron man.

[Org]

Make a wood pick CJ.

Then you shall be ready for the sacrifice exploring of the chasm.

[inaluct]

The fall from the top of the chasm to the first ledge is too far. We need to either lower CJ down with a rope or tunnel east from where the kobold is.