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Author Topic: Dwarven humor, its easy to do  (Read 80145 times)

noah22223

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #180 on: July 09, 2011, 09:57:50 am »
Did you even look at its name...?
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #181 on: July 10, 2011, 01:03:44 am »
Hah, you fooled me.

Pretty good, though. Would have been funnier if it was real, still funny though.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #182 on: July 14, 2011, 11:22:08 pm »
Here's a one-panel comic quickie.

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #183 on: July 14, 2011, 11:34:37 pm »
Quote from: geoduck on July 14, 2011, 11:22:08 pm
Here's a one-panel comic quickie.

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Haha, my favorite part is the cook.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #184 on: July 14, 2011, 11:48:59 pm »
Quote from: BodyGripper on July 14, 2011, 11:34:37 pm
Quote from: geoduck on July 14, 2011, 11:22:08 pm
Here's a one-panel comic quickie.

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Haha, my favorite part is the cook.
If the fisherdwarf uses a fishing rod, it' not DF.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #185 on: July 15, 2011, 12:18:01 am »
Quote from: tomas1297 on July 14, 2011, 11:48:59 pm
If the fisherdwarf uses a fishing rod, it' not DF.

Yeah, yeah, I know, he dangles his beard in the water. I wanted it to be clear what he was.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #186 on: July 18, 2011, 11:41:28 pm »
Cheese hat! Love it! Now all my cheesemaker migrants will be imagined with big yellow triangular hats!
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #187 on: July 19, 2011, 02:09:48 am »
Another conversation between papa Urist and his son.

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #188 on: July 19, 2011, 04:11:36 am »
Nice one :D

But where do dwarves, or elves go?
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #189 on: July 19, 2011, 07:56:06 am »
That one made me laugh.

Imagine that series:
"Daddy Urist parental advice."
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #190 on: July 19, 2011, 10:34:17 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on July 19, 2011, 04:11:36 am
Nice one :D

But where do dwarves, or elves go?
Hell. The elves get dumped there, the Dwarves go there on holiday but refuse to leave. Something about a certain material that exists there.
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« Reply #191 on: July 19, 2011, 12:25:39 pm »
Geoduck, DarkerDark,

I love them.

The cartoons that is...
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #192 on: July 20, 2011, 05:35:25 pm »
"Daddy, if you're a bookkeeper, and you sit around, what do nobles do?

"Test traps"
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #193 on: August 01, 2011, 03:00:41 pm »
In soviet DF, you invade hell.

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #194 on: August 02, 2011, 03:35:35 am »
Quote from: Baron Baconeer on August 01, 2011, 03:00:41 pm
In soviet DF, you invade hell.

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Is that magma the dwarf is in or just elf blood?
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