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[Dragooble]

Enact "The Plan".

[AussieGuy]

Do something I say

*cough*look for lady naked men*cough*

[dragnar]

1. begin turning the cave into a seaside fortress(The Plan)
2. send the pirates to pillage a town or two.
3. send everyone else to look for ninjas to replace the pirates.

[Dragooble]

Then enact "The Plan: The Revenge".

[qwertyuiopas]

Then forget all that "plan" foolishness and enact COMMON SENSE.


And the bloody sacrifice of all who oppose it!

[filiusenox]

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[RedWarrior0]

-The Vanguard.

Umm.... Does anyone else remember this? I do, so I think I like THE PLAN

[dragnar]

I recommend a compromise: find magma, pour on army. It is a plan, and it's dwarfy.

[Dragooble]

I say this because guys, think for a minute. If we make a town and a port set into the side of the cliff, with nothing jutting out, we're invisible to the Coalition. If we make the entrance to the port a tidal-affair, we can raid them like clockwork and they won't find us. We'd have time to build up forces and ships. A huge fleet, that dissapears when the tide comes in? It's going to spook the Coalition.  Costal towns are going to defect at anytime possible so they can join us in safety.

Heres the plan. we get the coastal base, and we hold the world ransom for...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

One million dwarfbucks!

[Phantom]

Spoiler: Plan:I hope this works (click to show/hide)

Make 1 metal barrel.

Fill barrel with booze.

Make two pipes. Attach the pipes to make an L. Equip the pipes to barrels.

Make a hole in the barrel and attach a mini screw pump. The screw pump must be like an L and the screw on the long end. Attach the short end to the hole.

Shape a small piece of lignite in the shape of an L. Set the short part on fire and attach the long end to the pipes long end.


Turn screw and watch the booze fly.

[filiusenox]

Wrong game.

[Phantom]

Dun Dah Nah Dun Dah, Dun Dun.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Yo keep trying for better plans, this will probably not get done until Friday my time.

[Phantom]

>Scout the northern and southern coastal areas for any other possible civs to join us
>Send them to cave
>Look for Desert Cavalry
>Check on possible improvements for our Sea Cave
>Look for ninjas
>Eat some pie
>Lose our virginity

[filiusenox]

Go north
kill/maim and plunder
go home