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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 109442 times)

Emperor_Jonathan

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Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« on: May 31, 2009, 01:51:38 am »
Making this shit up as I go along.



You're a naked male adult human in the bush, with naught but a fire and a knife.

It is night.

What do you do?
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 01:52:43 am »
Collect branches from tree.
Form spears and a torch.
Go hunting.
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 01:53:46 am »
Hunting in which direction?
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 01:54:23 am »
East.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 02:03:52 am »


You quickly come upon a a grove, quickly dousing your torch the deer sleeping inside the grove do not see. Inside there is one dominate male, 3 smaller female doe and 3 baby deer. ((D is adult Deer. d is the baby deer.))

What do you do?
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 02:10:19 am »
Shoot Bambi's mother.
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Emperor_Jonathan

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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 02:11:24 am »
There is no Bambi.
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 02:12:04 am »
Set the ring on fire!
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 02:13:48 am »
Throw the spear at the closest doe.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 02:17:18 am »
Killing Does and Fawn is illegal, go for the Buck.
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 02:20:57 am »
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 02:24:41 am »
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 02:26:46 am »
I hope this fire does doesn't does doesn't does doesn't spiral out of control.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 02:28:13 am »


You sit back with glee satisfaction when the grove lights up.

What do you do?
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Re: Insert Witty Topic Name Here
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 02:28:57 am »
Wait and see what happens. If the fires comes toward you, back up.
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