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[GrizzlyAdamz]

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TWO WORDS:



Just bite it vertically and you can hit all the body parts ever!

Or sideways, like a corn cob.

A Bold Kob if you will.

[Xotano]

gah i missed these forums so much, next i plan on doing the bite thing on a troll as i'm sure i can bite his foot, hand, head, stomach, shoulder, and knee all at the same time. yum yum.

oh yeah as i was sending that message about the biting the first time my power went out so i lost quite a lot of progress on stats and skills, by the time i bit the kobold i had legendary'd striker, crutch walker, kicker, and a few others and a few more stats went to superhuman, now i gotta do that all over again

[Liber celi]

Something like this:

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[Wirevix]

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Backstory: I was playing as a [modded] Great Dragon Adventurer, flying off to look for a good cave to claim as my lair with a big sack o' gold coins collected after decimating a nearby human village, when suddenly I am attacked by a Bounding Dragon [another of my modded critters.]

Problem is, I haven't actually finished the Bounding Dragons, and I had thought that they weren't in the game (I deliberately left out tags I thought would be necessary in order for them to spawn.)  And I was in the middle of the air... Bounding Dragons are supposed to be flightless, and not fireimmune (they are basically meant to be the dragon equivalent to dire wolves.) 

I didn't draw them all, but there were 4 of them after me, so I just high-tailed it out of there because I didn't want to deal with that crap.

[DG]

I like your style.

[Dacelo]

I decided to make an account and poor art. Czech out my MSPaint skills.

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My adventurer.

THE BLACK LINES ARE GRASS

[Bigheaded]

I decided to make an account and poor art. Czech out my MSPaint skills.

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My adventurer.

THE BLACK LINES ARE GRASS

you killed random villages by cutting their heads off? did they get angry?

[Dacelo]

you killed random villages by cutting their heads off? did they get angry?

Those are not villagers. They are human wrestlers who attacked me while I was travelling.

[Pancakes]

So I was removing limbs today...
...and I came across a camp of 20~ goblins. Here is what happened to the leader:

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[Vomitmaster]

So i just ran across my first lair with my new swordsdwarf, turned out to be a dragon, she breathed fire at me, i ran back out waited for her to get to the up ramp to come out and started to just stab the shit out of her head and upper body, made her pass out from one hit to the head, so i just kept stabbing till she bled to death.

I kinda feel terrible as i was trying to stab her brain to end it quickly, all i was doing was fracturing the skull more and more. Wondering if someone wants to take a shot at drawing my tiny little dwarf just stabbing the shit out of this dragons head at the mouth of her lair as she bleeds out.

Also have a copper short sword with 106kills (106th being the dragon which got me my title) :V I wish i had a masterful one with bone carvings of dragons on it now. I like my title, it fits with how i got it.

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[WillowLuman]

If you retire then unretire, your weapon will be covered in bling.

[Vomitmaster]

If you retire then unretire, your weapon will be covered in bling.

I already retired to check out the dragons stats, came back and there was no bling >:V

Althought it turns out that the dragon in question had yet to murder anyone.

[BlackFlyme]

Said bling tends to appear randomly upon un-retiring or in the rare chance that the adventurer keeps their original clothes upon immigrating to a fort, I've noticed. Though I've been able to make it appear reliably by making a new adventurer and having them track down the retiree.

I've noticed that when you find an old character, everything will be decorated. Even their underwear. Though the quality of said decorations can vary, and is usually just common things such as wood spikes and leather bands. Though I have had clothing gain art images on them once or twice.

They may also have random bone/tooth/horn/etc. jewelry from things you've killed, even if you've never taken the relevant body parts off them.

[WillowLuman]

I once had a dual-pick wielding adventurer show up in fort mode, his plain picks now plastered with all kinds of hard tissue and minor gems.

[Vomitmaster]

Said bling tends to appear randomly upon un-retiring or in the rare chance that the adventurer keeps their original clothes upon immigrating to a fort, I've noticed. Though I've been able to make it appear reliably by making a new adventurer and having them track down the retiree.

I've noticed that when you find an old character, everything will be decorated. Even their underwear. Though the quality of said decorations can vary, and is usually just common things such as wood spikes and leather bands. Though I have had clothing gain art images on them once or twice.

They may also have random bone/tooth/horn/etc. jewelry from things you've killed, even if you've never taken the relevant body parts off them.

Does said un-retiring have to be after playing fort-mode on that region? or can i just spam retire-continue till it works? Wish i could make this copper short-sword Masterful, so it stop bouncing off of copper/iron breastplates all the time, Really don't want to get a new sword.