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theevilmonk

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #60 on: May 02, 2009, 12:24:51 am »

"yea where did he go? should we look for him?"

wander in whatever direction I thought he went, if anyone else says "he went this way" or something along that lines follow them instead

Edit: i take some apples, and mosquito meat (and pick up my staff)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #61 on: May 02, 2009, 12:44:15 am »

Look over the bodies, then go back ot the engraving.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2009, 02:32:11 pm »

Ill give jack... uh...

to about 6, Ill update then.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2009, 05:05:00 pm »

Take an apple to keep the doctor away
Look for Little

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2009, 09:09:55 pm »

Ok, 8:15 is about 6... relativly speaking.

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Look over the bodies, then go back ot the engraving.
You frisk the bodys for items and find...
... a loaf of banana bread
... another loaf of banana bread
... yet another loaf of banana bread
... a shrunken head
... a vial of Gorilla juice

Wow, nice cache. You take a moment to wonder why these animals were carrying all those things as you loot their corpses. You return to the engraving.

You look at it carefully.

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Show a puzzled look in my eyes.

"Err.. I tought there was four of us?"
You ask about where little went off to, with a puzzled look in your eyes.
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"yea where did he go? should we look for him?"

wander in whatever direction I thought he went, if anyone else says "he went this way" or something along that lines follow them instead

Edit: i take some apples, and mosquito meat (and pick up my staff)
You ask where little went off to, packing some apples and mosquito meat for later.
You remember seeing little walking to the northwest last time you saw him.
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Take an apple to keep the doctor away
Look for Little
Grabbing an apple from the crate you decide to join buzzbreath and monk in search of little.

The group travels northwest where you believe little went.
Suddenly Jack hears a noise, the group procedes carefully...

From a distance the group notices 4 mountain vultures, and a silver vulture scavenging on some rotten twisted monkey corpses.

They havent noticed you yet, what now?(note: you are 45% to your destination)

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Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

From now on Im just going to say your all carrying bags ok? they wont acctualy appear as an object, This is mainly cosmetic.
Also if you havent noticed yet, some enemys have good drops, but sometimes you may not get as much as little just did(or you may get much more), it depends on the enemy and your luck.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2009, 10:46:33 pm »

try to convince group to atack them, they may have something we can use,
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if everyone agrees throw sand at the silver one first then rotate to try and keep as many as possible blinded
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2009, 10:55:17 pm »

I agree.
Jump-hack the silver one in hopes of cutting a wing.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2009, 10:56:48 pm »

Hmm.. if we try to sneak past them, we could avoid unessesary fights, but then they might become trouble sometime later..

And if we fight them now, we might take more damage than we would think?

But since there's 3 of us.. we might actually make it..

Hehe, am thinking of making a 'Leeroy Jenkins' move here, but Id rather not.  :P
(If youre familiar with World Of Warcraft, you get the ref.)


I'll just do what the other 2 decides to do for now, with my usual breath attacks.
Or if they decide not to fight, I'll do my best not to make too much noise.. *BRUUURP!*
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2009, 11:52:12 pm »

Eat a bana, drink the vial of Gorilla juice, then try to figure out what the statue is telling me.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2009, 12:11:42 am »

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Eat a bana, drink the vial of Gorilla juice, then try to figure out what the statue is telling me.
You consume the banana, this tastes great!
You regain 3 hp.
You quaff the vial of Gorilla Juice, it tastes like cooking oil with just a dash of blood. It seems to have healing properties.
You regain 10 hp.

You listen closely to the statue engraving, trying to determine what its telling you...

It remains silent, but you can hear the faint sound of wind to its right coming from the wall.

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try to convince group to atack them, they may have something we can use,
You tell the rest of the group to attack the vultures.
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I agree.
Jump-hack the silver one in hopes of cutting a wing.
You agree with Monk in attacking the vultures.
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I'll just do what the other 2 decides to do for now, with my usual breath attacks.
You decide to join the rest of the group in attacking the vultures.

The group closes for battle interupting the vultures feast!

The Vultures enter crescent moon formation!

Jack Jumps at the Silver Vuture!
(5<6=It got away just in time)
The Silver Vulture flys verticaly a bit, evading Jacks attack!
Monk slings a handfull of sand at the Silver Vulture!
(2<5)
But Silver Vulture flaps its wings blowing the sand away!
Buzzbreath drinks a bit of liquor lets out a harsh blech at the Silver Vulture!
(3>1)
The vulture is engulfed in a nasty blast.
(4>3=1=wow, what a waste of such a high atk)
(5)
The Silver Vulture somehow comes out of the blast mostly unharmed for 1 damage.
(3)
(2)
(1)
(3)
One of the Mountian vultures are engulfed in the blast!
But the other three Mountain Vultures remain unharmed...
(7)
The Mountain Vulture chokes on the noxious fumes for 7 damage!
The Mountian Vulture flops to the ground, dead as a doorknob.
The Group gains 3 Exp!
The Silver Vulture attacks Jack with its wings!
(2>1)
(1<3)
(1)
Jack is lightly slaped by the Silver Vulture, but manages to get out of the way before any real damage is delt.
A cloud of flith hits Jack in the face! Jack cant see a thing!(blinded)
The Mountain Vulture Attacks BuzzBreath with its wings!
(6=autohit)
(4-1=3)
(1)
Buzzbreath is slapped by the Mountain Vulture for 3 damage!
A cloud of filth hits Buzzbreath in the face! Buzzbreath cant see a thing!(blinded)
The Mountain Vulture pecks at Buzzbreath!
(2>1=wow, you dodged while blind, congrats!)
Buzzbreath stumbles out of the way of the attack.
The Mountain Vulture attacks Monk with its wings!
(3>1)
(4-2=2)
(3)
Monk is knocked over by the gust for 2 damage!
Jack stumbles around and swings wildly at a Mountain Vulture.
(Cant choose target while blind)
(3=3=you just got it)
(5)
The axe somehow meets the Mountain vultures neck, its head flys off in an arc for 5 damage!
The Mountain vulture falls to the ground, its body twitches for a few moments but eventualy stops moving.
The Group gains 2 Exp!
BuzzBreath drinks a bit of liquor and lets out a foul yawn at the silver vulture!
(Cant choose target while blind)
(1-1=automiss)
But aims too low!
(1)
(1)
The two remaining Mountain Vultures are engulfed in the blast!
(1)
One of the Mountain Vultures is slightly hit, but escapes the blast with only 1 damage!
(3)
The other however, is not so lucky, it chokes in the blast for 3 damage!
The Twisted Vulture dies peacefully.
The Group gains 3 Exp!
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Monk gains 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
Monk may choose 1 perk:
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Monk Throws a handfull of sand at the Silver Vulture!
(1>4)
But the silver vulture easily evades the attack.
The Silver Vulture pecks at Jack!
(4=autohit)
(5-3=2)
The Silver Vulture lands an ok hit for 2 damage!
The Mountain Vulture gets the hell out of there!
Jack swings his axe at the Silver Vulture!
(1<4)
But his efforts are futile as he cant even see where hes going!
Buzzbreath quaffs a bit of liquor and belches at the silver vulture!
(1=automiss)
But he burps the wrong way!
Monk Flings some sand at the Silver Vulture!
(4>1)
(5-2=3)
Its barley hit for 3 damage!
Buzzbreath drinks then burps at the Silver Vulture!
(2<7)
But he misses.
The Silver Vulture flaps at Monk!
(6=autohit)
(6-3=3)
Monk is hit by the Gust for 3 damage!
Jack Swings his axe at the Silver Vuture!
(4=4=you just got him!)
(2<3)
But it just glances off the silver vulture...
Buzzbreath blows some nasty fumes at the silver vulture.
(3<4)
But it dodges out of the way.
Monk Flings some sand at the silver vuture!
(3<4)
But it dodges out of the way.
The Silver Vulture Flaps at Monk!
(1<3)
But Monk dodges!
Jack Swings his axe at the Silver vulture!
(3>1)
(3=3)
But it glaces off harmlessly.
Buzzbreath blows a foul odor at the Silver Vulture!
But He misses.
Monk Flings some sand at the Silver Vulture
(1<2)
But he misses...
The Silver Vulture Flaps at Monk!
But does no damage!
Jack Swings his axe at the silver vulture.
But misses
Buzzbreath belches at the silver vulture.
(2>1=HOLY SHIT YOU FINALY GOT IT, THANK YOU ULTIMA YOUR A SAINT!)
The Silver Vulture is Blasted for 7 damage!
The Silver Vulture flaps at monk!
Monk is hit by the gust for 3 damage!
Jack Swings his axe at the Silver Vulture!
(2>1=you acctauly got him??? Good job!)
The Silver Vulture is glanced for 1 damage.
Buzzbreath utilizes a breath attack!
But misses...
Monk throws some sand at the silver vulture!
But... sadly it does no damage...
The silver vulture flaps at monk!
monk is hit for 4 damage!
"ough..."
Monk is too injured to fight and loses consciousness.

You consider your situation.

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Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)


You probably noticed that wall of text thar. There are going to be some big changes to the way I do battles. From now on Im keeping basic attack descriptions(unless something special happens, like a critical hit, or a death), Im also no longer showing the values of every dice roll.(this will hopefully speed it up considerably)

Yeah, and Im sure everyone here would like some easier to read battles(and faster updates) as much as me.

Also, if something important happens in battle, (or if it just runs on for far too long) Ill end the turn on it and let you plan your next move.

And last but not least being knocked out you cant really do anything, you will return to conciousness when the battle is over(or you are healed by something that restores KO), otherwise you still have leveled, so I guess you can play around with that for the next turn.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2009, 12:15:56 am »

Follow the noise
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2009, 12:19:44 am »

Follow the noise
Err sorry I should have made this more clear, the noise is to the right of the engraving coming from the wall.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2009, 12:34:54 am »

if i put points into health will i regain consciousness? thatd be dandy..   I want two defend one atack one hp

for perk imma go with pitcher.

When i regain consciousness i eat my apples until i feel better

edit: if when i regain sonsciousness the vultures are still alive continue throwing sand, if i run out of sand find rocks to throw instead, THEN eat apples
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2009, 12:38:34 am »

Oh! Go towards the noise coming from the wall.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2009, 06:33:55 pm »

if i put points into health will i regain consciousness? thatd be dandy..
Saddly...non :( , it only effects your total hp.

Anyway as soon as ultimuh and jack post Ill get next turn up.
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