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Ultimuh

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 10:10:16 pm »

Of all things you could chuck at me, it just HAD to be a mosquito! (I hate those things, and a giant one too.)

I panic for a second, but then take a sip from my Moldy Liquor, and attack with my horrible breath.
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theevilmonk

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 10:41:46 pm »

"I was camping in the woods, what are you? and what are YOU doing here?"
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2009, 11:03:38 pm »

Jump-hack those bastards!
Dramatically...

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2009, 11:06:43 pm »

"I was camping in the woods, what are you? and what are YOU doing here?"
"I am Tengue, I have been sent to this planet to aid in the destruction of that"

Tengue motions at something in the sky, but you cannot see it.

Tengue stares at you intently for a second "what might you be?"
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 11:47:50 pm »

"Im monk i live here... what were you destroying?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 11:57:59 pm »

"Im monk i live here... what were you destroying?
"Thats their slave ship, we need to remove it, but we cannot."

Tengue continues "We cannot destroy, that is why this is a difficult situation."
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2009, 09:54:47 am »

who's slave ship? and why cant you destroy it? does this have something to do with the demons in "Insert town name here"
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2009, 09:57:41 am »

you and 3 of your friends have gone off hiking into the mountains

Note the fact were supposed to be friends we should probably try to find each other (i still dislike the hobo though)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2009, 06:06:24 pm »

who's slave ship? and why cant you destroy it? does this have something to do with the demons in Lionsblood?
"yes, they are enslaving this world to power their weapon. We cannot destroy it becuase we have no offensive capabilitys, we can only aid others to fight for themselves."

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Note the fact were supposed to be friends we should probably try to find each other (i still dislike the hobo though)
You dont HAVE to, if you want you can join them. But if you want to travel alone thats just fine too.

Anyway Ill get the next turn up just as soon as little posts.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 06:30:18 pm »

who are you gonna get to destroy it then?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 06:43:48 pm »

who are you gonna get to destroy it then?
"I am here to aid this planets life, would you like your eyes opened?"
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2009, 11:15:34 pm »

I search the corpses, and level up Hand-To-Hand.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2009, 12:27:26 am »

"if its a good thing then yes go ahead, as long as it doesnt kill or disfigure me in some way ><"
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2009, 09:02:47 pm »

Just a few notes before I start this round:
Little you still have 4 points you can allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point), you dont have to allot them now, just a reminder.

Well Ok just one note, on with the game.

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take a sip from my Moldy Liquor, and attack with my horrible breath.
You drink some liquor and spew a foul odor at the mosquito!
(auto-miss)
The mosquito moves lazily to the left, avoiding your pathetic attack entirely.
(15=auto-hit)
It stabs into you!
(8-1=7)

You are run through for 7 damage! The mosquito absorbs your blood!
But its already at full health...

You feel as if your overlooking something...

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"if its a good thing then yes go ahead, as long as it doesnt kill or disfigure me in some way ><"
"very well, but you must prove yourself first. When you are stronger meet me at the top of Mt.Aliane"

And with that Tengue disappears, leaving a crate of apples in his place.

You strech for a moment as you havent moved from the same spot in quite a while.
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Jump-hack those bastards!
Dramatically...
You leap upon the Twisted Monkeys! They never saw it coming...

And so you get first attack!
(1=1=you JUST got em)
You bring the axe down on the Twisted Monkey!
(2)
You miss your mark, but get a good hit on the monkeys shoulder for 2 damage!
The Twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(2>1)
(5-2=3)
It knocks you around for 3 damage.
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(3>1)
(4-3=1)
It scrapes you a bit for 1 damage.
The Twisted Monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(2=2=it JUST got you)
(1=no damage)
It just manages to spank you harmlessly before you jump out of the way.
You swing your axe at the Twisted Monkey!
(2<3)
But it jumps away!
The twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(4>3)
(4-2)
it slaps you around for 2 damage!
The twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(4>2)
(3-3=your safe for now)
It bonks into you knocking itself over.
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(4>3)
(2=3=harmless)
It scraches you but just gets stuck in your poofy armor.
You swing your axe like a lumberjack!
(2>1 FINALY)
(3)
You chop the monkey clinging to you in half!
It twitches on the ground for a few seconds then goes quiet.
You gain 4 Exp!
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(3>2)
(5-3=2)
It looks upon its Twisted Monkey Brothers Twisted remains and slashes you with a fury! But only manages to do 2 damage.
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(4>3)
(2-1=1)
It scratches you lightly, dealing only a meager 1 damage.
You hack at the Twisted Monkeys like a madman!
(3>4)
But Their just too fast!
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(2<4)
But somehow you manage to evade it!
The Twisted Monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(1<4)
You evade the attack and the monkey scrapes a tree!
You Raise your axe to the sky!
(2<4)
But a Twisted Monkey leaps upon your back, interupting you.
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(1<3)
But you manage to get the monkey off your back just in time!
The Twisted Monkey claws at you!
(1<3)
But you grab it by the arm and throw it in the air!
You aim carefully at the airborn monkey...
(4=4=lucky)
(2)
You smash the monkey right in the gut!
Its intestines spill out onto the ground, it grabs at them trying to get them back in but just keels over and dies.
You gain 4 exp!
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Level up
You gain 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
You may choose 1 perk:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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The Twisted Monkey seems horrified.
The Twisted Monkey swings its arms at you in a cautious manner!
(2<3)
You stare the monkey down, it stops right in its tracks.
(2>1)
(1)
You smack the monkey lightly for 1 damage.
The Twisted Monkey claws at you.
(4>1)
(2<3)
It touches you but you smack it out of the way with your axe.
(1=1=you just got it)
(4)
You swing your axe into the monkeys neck, causing its head to fly off for 4 damage!
The monkeys body runs around for a few seconds before it tumbles to the ground.
You gain 4 Exp!

Looks like thats all of em. You sustained a total of 11 damage in combat.


You catch your breath, what now?

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I search the corpses, and level up Hand-To-Hand.
You look briefly over the spoils of war, you manage to unearth...
A banana...
 Nothing unexpected here!

You continue your journey, you reach your destination eventualy but cant seem to find any village, but after a exhausting search you come across a strange patch of land, it seems as if the leaves on the nearby trees are dieing. You notice a large engraving of a creature pointing to its right.

What do you do now?

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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)


Also DAYMN these battles take too long, probably in the future Ill make them a bit easier to read(and write).
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2009, 11:44:52 pm »

I take the apples (all of them at once) and go back to the camp.  If i get to help the hobo i just stand back and throw sand at the mosquito then look at him disgustidly and dont share my apples with him
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