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Author Topic: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!  (Read 9006 times)

Jack_Bread

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2009, 05:26:50 am »

>Use warhammer for splint

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2009, 05:27:46 am »

>Steel Warhammer
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2009, 05:28:44 am »

>Use warhammer for splint

Steel Warhammer Equipped to left lower leg.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #48 on: April 18, 2009, 05:33:15 am »

>Look for socks. Again.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #49 on: April 18, 2009, 05:38:42 am »

>Move all 'ZIG'

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2009, 06:26:21 am »

>Look for socks. Again.

You can only find the one in your hand.

>Move all 'ZIG'

ZIG?
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2009, 06:27:39 am »

>Go on a boozebreak.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2009, 07:08:39 am »

>Go on a boozebreak.

You follow some short guys to a lower deck, filled with cargo. They sit down on the ground and drink, not realizing that you horked a few barrels.

The former hammer guy with no nose walks in just as you're about to leave. You figure out that he's probably the ship's guard. He asks you where you were going to take the barrels.

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2009, 08:16:35 am »

> Think up intelligent reply
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2009, 08:31:32 am »

>Reply "The booze storage."

>Ask where the booze storage is.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2009, 08:33:00 am »

There is no sock.
Or were there two?

>Find food afterwards
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2009, 02:51:41 am »

> Think up intelligent reply

You panic for a while, trying to think of something to say.

>Reply "The booze storage."

>Ask where the booze storage is.

"The Booze stock pile!"

"Where's the booze stockpile?"

"Behind you, in the cargo hold, retard. And put some clothes on."

There is no sock.
Or were there two?

>Find food afterwards

I forgot about the sock in your hand. I make the worst text RPG host ever.

There are a bunch of barrels next to where you got the booze, labelled with numbers.

/-----\     /-----\     
|FOOD|    |FOOD|     
|||1|||    |||2|||     
|||||||    |||||||     
\-----/     \-----/     

/-----\     /-----\     
|FOOD|    |FOOD|     
|||3|||    |||4|||     
|||||||    |||||||     
\-----/     \-----/     



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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2009, 02:56:17 am »

>Swap the contents.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2009, 03:00:00 am »

>Swap the contents.

You swap the contents of barrel 1 with barrel 4.

Barrel 1 (which now contains to contents that use to be in barrel 4) is squeaking incessantly.
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