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Author Topic: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!  (Read 8775 times)

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2009, 12:46:35 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 17, 2009, 10:51:22 pm
>When they go out of the room, go into a tantrum for losing your nose.

You try to get up, but the funny small people seem to have put you into a "Rest Injury" brand stasis field!

An interesting looking laser pops out of the roof above you bed and aims at your wounds.

EDIT: now with stupid MS paint pictures!

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2009, 12:56:10 am »
>Panic
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2009, 01:03:08 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 18, 2009, 12:56:10 am
>Panic

You scream again.

The laser shoots at your ripped nose, and instantly reheals it. The stasis field dissipates.

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2009, 01:30:24 am »
>A new.. nose..? Why do I feel a sudden urge of moonwalking right now?
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2009, 01:50:28 am »
>do it...
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2009, 02:44:25 am »
>Don't do it.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2009, 02:58:48 am »
It wasn't completely ripped off, it was just hanging on by a piece of flesh.

You moonwalk.

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2009, 03:34:13 am »
>Earthwalk and start littering
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« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2009, 03:52:54 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 18, 2009, 03:34:13 am
>Earthwalk and start littering

You start to walk like a normal person.

You can't find any rubbish to leave lying about.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2009, 03:58:13 am »
>Insert foot into mouth
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2009, 04:05:23 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 18, 2009, 03:58:13 am
>Insert foot into mouth

You attempt to put your foot into your mouth.You get it there, but ended up having to break your leg in 3 different places.

You scream in pain.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2009, 04:14:07 am »
>attempt to reattach leg DWARF STYLE!
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2009, 05:04:34 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 18, 2009, 04:14:07 am
>attempt to reattach leg DWARF STYLE!

The breakages fit perfectly into each other, although this means that you have to walk with a stiff leg to get anywhere, and try to overcome the tremendous pain from moving them around.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2009, 05:20:54 am »
>use dwarven splint
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2009, 05:24:29 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 18, 2009, 05:20:54 am
>use dwarven splint

What are you going to use as a splint?

Inventory:
Overalls*
Shirt*
Broom
Mop
Bucket
Steel Warhammer
Sock



*not worn, but held.

EDIT: Damnit, forgot the sock
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