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[zchris13]

I just had my first dragon attack. I say "attack", but when I found the dragon at the very edge of the world, and looKed at it, the description included the word "Unconscious". Huh? Sure enough, it had taken an eye injury and was down. There were no dwarfs nearby, so the only thing I can figure is that one of my catapult-operators must have gotten off a (ahem) million-to-one lucky shot while practicing. (The dragon wasn't even on the same Z-level as the 'pult, but was near the edge of the area where many of the practice rocks pile up..)
I mobilized my entire army, dashed them out to the site, and they beat the dragon to death without taking a scratch.

Cough*Historical injury*cough*cough.

[Nerserus]

I read the legends while testing my Lizardman mod, i saw the most hilarious thing ever in my time playing: "The siege of rape", like that isn't funny enough, the combatants were as follows:

Attackers: 43 Lizardmen. 1 Demon ( Undefeatable ) No losses.

Defender(s): 1 Elf. Lost.

There was a "Duel" with the lizardman leader and the elf. The elf lost. Hard.

Then to mark his victory, the lizardman ate the elf.

They then captured his wife, then destroyed (appearently) the "town"

If that isn't rape i don't know what is.
It's like 300, but instead of 300 spartans, it's just one elf. A recruit. "GIVE THEM THEIR DEA- oh wait i'm on my own...Crap..."

[zchris13]

I read the legends while testing my Lizardman mod, i saw the most hilarious thing ever in my time playing: "The siege of rape", like that isn't funny enough, the combatants were as follows:

Attackers: 43 Lizardmen. 1 Demon ( Undefeatable ) No losses.

Defender(s): 1 Elf. Lost.

There was a "Duel" with the lizardman leader and the elf. The elf lost. Hard.

Then to mark his victory, the lizardman ate the elf.

They then captured his wife, then destroyed (appearently) the "town"

If that isn't rape i don't know what is.
It's like 300, but instead of 300 spartans, it's just one elf. A recruit. "GIVE THEM THEIR DEA- oh wait i'm on my own...Crap..."

...
NEVER COMPARE THE ELVES TO THE SPARTANS.  Horrible person.

[Nerserus]

I read the legends while testing my Lizardman mod, i saw the most hilarious thing ever in my time playing: "The siege of rape", like that isn't funny enough, the combatants were as follows:

Attackers: 43 Lizardmen. 1 Demon ( Undefeatable ) No losses.

Defender(s): 1 Elf. Lost.

There was a "Duel" with the lizardman leader and the elf. The elf lost. Hard.

Then to mark his victory, the lizardman ate the elf.

They then captured his wife, then destroyed (appearently) the "town"

If that isn't rape i don't know what is.
It's like 300, but instead of 300 spartans, it's just one elf. A recruit. "GIVE THEM THEIR DEA- oh wait i'm on my own...Crap..."

...
NEVER COMPARE THE ELVES TO THE SPARTANS.  Horrible person.

The 300 spartans died horribly. As should all elves. What's the problem?

[zchris13]

The Spartans are awesome about it.  Elves have wooden weapons.

How is this NOT a problem?

[Nerserus]

The Spartans are awesome about it.  Elves have wooden weapons.

How is this NOT a problem?

Only in how monu-mentally ( Hehehe ) screwed the elves were. The elves have nothing on sparta.

[zchris13]

The elves have nothing on Athens, in the name of all sorts of things.

Athens at least had a navy.

[Nerserus]

And better ethics, and better weaponry, and better...Wait it would be easier to say what the elves are better at. The elves are better at sucking hard.

[Mephansteras]

Elves are better at Zerg rushing their opponents and eating their dead bodies. And living for hundreds/thousands of years. I don't think the Greeks got very good at that.

[Nerserus]

If you were an elf, i doubt living long would be a "Good thing", besides we're going off topic.

[sonerohi]

Elves are better at Zerg rushing their opponents and eating their dead bodies. And living for hundreds/thousands of years. I don't think the Greeks got very good at that.

Well, they valued glorious death and telling a soldier to live forever was a grave insult. So the elves don't even win there.

[geoduck]

Cough*Historical injury*cough*cough.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[Arcanalor]

And better ethics, and better weaponry, and better...Wait it would be easier to say what the elves are better at. The elves are better at sucking hard.

Just to throw it out there...

Spartans WERE notorious *ahem* child lovers. -- So, the thing they made fun of Athenians for? They did it. And in a much more "D:" kind of way.

[Nerserus]

And better ethics, and better weaponry, and better...Wait it would be easier to say what the elves are better at. The elves are better at sucking hard.

Just to throw it out there...

Spartans WERE notorious *ahem* child lovers. -- So, the thing they made fun of Athenians for? They did it. And in a much more "D:" kind of way.

(Anakin voice) WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!?

[ousire]

I read the legends while testing my Lizardman mod, i saw the most hilarious thing ever in my time playing: "The siege of rape", like that isn't funny enough, the combatants were as follows:

Attackers: 43 Lizardmen. 1 Demon ( Undefeatable ) No losses.

Defender(s): 1 Elf. Lost.

There was a "Duel" with the lizardman leader and the elf. The elf lost. Hard.

Then to mark his victory, the lizardman ate the elf.

They then captured raped his wife, then destroyed (appearently) the "town"

If that isn't rape i don't know what is.
It's like 300, but instead of 300 spartans, it's just one elf. A recruit. "GIVE THEM THEIR DEA- oh wait i'm on my own...Crap..."