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[Scope]

HOT DAAAAAAAAMMN!!

The humans are evolving!

[Hectonkhyres]

You have arrived. After a journey from Hawaii into the void of space, your long flight has finally ended. Your party of seven is to make a colony for the glory of all earth. There are almost no supplies left, but with stout labor comes sustenance. Whether by blaster, hydroponics, or praying, provide for your colonists. You are expecting a supply shuttle before earth winter, but it is earth spring now. Enough time to delve secure lodgings, ere the air runs out. A new chapter of human history begins here at this place, [COLONY NAME], [UNRELATED SERIES OF WORDS]. Strike the moon!

I... must play this.
Perhaps an Alpha Centauri mod for Dwarf Fortress. Complete with mindworms.

Warning. This beard has been infested with mindworms.

Of course, humans come with a much bigger wagon.

Stick a gun on it and we will have a Bolo.

Fire all Hellbore Cannons!

[GetAssista]

That main meeting area looks suspiciously alike to a drawbridge Stupid hunams!

[chewd]

I think we have the next mod: Dwarves In Spaaaaace!

You obviously missed my "dreaming of dwarfy games" thread
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=22883.0

[praguepride]

Don't you think Dwarves in Space is a better title for it?

[Zorgn]

I prefer 'Dwarves In Spaaaaace!'

Seriously, someone get  moving on a DF total conversion. I don't know if the buildings can be renamed, but I do know creatures can be modded. Alien invasions and rampaging space weasels can and should be made.

[father_alexander]

News headline:

NASA MELTS SPACESHUTTLE


"F***! We hit the magma pipe!" - NASA Administrator

i dont know why but that made me laugh a lot

[Eagle]

You realize that if the gravity is less on the new planet, the hammer and ranged skills would be even more deadly 
Training your space dwarfs in hammering(If still there, but seeing as how effective that might be in zero-g) would be catastrophic as they send each other off orbit towards the sun (depending on gravity of the planet/moon).
Fun part  is you could make a some sort of magma cannon... get a pump spewing out magma that would form to some giant ball of hot goo.

Guess what happens to that giant ball of hot goo in space? Congratulations, you have created your very own custom planet!

[Vieto]

You realize that if the gravity is less on the new planet, the hammer and ranged skills would be even more deadly 
Training your space dwarfs in hammering(If still there, but seeing as how effective that might be in zero-g) would be catastrophic as they send each other off orbit towards the sun (depending on gravity of the planet/moon).
Fun part  is you could make a some sort of magma cannon... get a pump spewing out magma that would form to some giant ball of hot goo.

Guess what happens to that giant ball of hot goo in space? Congratulations, you have created your very own custom planet!

I'm sorry, It got rejected. I think you set the Vulcanism too high in it's Init Files.

[Overkill]

SPESS MEHRAINS err i mean DORFS

DORFS IN SPEASSSSS

I would cum buckets.

[Boksi]

I would cum buckets.

That sounds painful

[Hectonkhyres]

I would cum buckets.

That sounds painful

Now if only we could get him to shit ropes, he would be a ready made well factory.

[Vieto]

He would also need to do that with blocks also. Although I might add that the water supply would be contaminated.

[Duke 2.0]

 Don't worry we have a guy who crys soap. It is every bit as painful as you would expect.

[Aqizzar]

This is a Nickle Spaceship.  All craftsdwarfship is of lowest-bidder quality.  It is encrusted with Gabbro and Green glass, decorated with Pig tail, and encircled with bands of Milk opal.  This object menaces with spikes of Hematite.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves in naked mole rat leather.  The dwarves are surrounding the dwarf.  The artwork relates to the election of Lokum Bercog of The Gigantic Tools in 1.
On the item is an image of elves and dwarves in rhesus macaque leather.  The elves are laughing.  The dwarves are exploding.

I would cum buckets.

That sounds painful

Now if only we could get him to shit ropes, he would be a ready made well factory.

Well played sir.