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[zestorum]

I'm not exactly sure that you'd want this but It's a program I made called DiceRoller it's a virtual dice roller with rolls 12 dies instantly.

I could make a CoinFlipper if you'd like me to.

Oh and press spacebar to roll.

[JoshuaFH]

Right. Open the door. Check for traps. Go inside!

You try to open the door, it's locked!

What will you do?

Ah, great. I'll be sure to do that. Y'know, I'm not a Faundian slave, but one of duke Cody.  He told me to kill imps in Piet but I went the wrong way. Do you have any idea where I should go?
Before you kill me because you think I'm from Lamarr, I'm not. In fact, I don't even know what fort Lamarr is or anything about Ruperts recent loss.

"Oh, that's good to hear. I'm not interested in hurting you, I got enslaved when the faundians conquered apple county. If you help me escape, I'll help you get back into the Dukedom of Earl."

What do you do?

Psh, you shouldn't bear arms. You should arm bears. And yes, I stole this from someone here.

You stole that from me.

> apologize to bear and explain that I don't know about bear culture
> tell shopkeeper that I'll sic a bear on him if he doesn't give me my money back for the cursed whistle

You apologize to the bear. You threaten the shopkeeper with the bear. The bear is greatly offended by your using him to threaten an honest hardworking shopkeeper!

The bear is angered!

What do you do?

[Squeegy]

oh come on, I even used 'a bear' instead of 'my bear' to avoid offending him by claiming ownership

> tell bear he is too high-maintenance and that I think we would both be better off seeing other people

[Vlynndar]

That sounds swell. Where do you need to get to? I can probably help.

[Archangel]

Please put me on the waiting list kind sir.

[Siquo]

*sigh*

Due to a lack of original ideas: take off thong, go to Exotic Store, try to sell it.

[JoshuaFH]

oh come on, I even used 'a bear' instead of 'my bear' to avoid offending him by claiming ownership

> tell bear he is too high-maintenance and that I think we would both be better off seeing other people

The bear doesn't take breakups very well!

The bear attacks!

Roll: 3 (3 + 3 = 6)

And does 6 damage! You have 1 health left!

What do you do?

That sounds swell. Where do you need to get to? I can probably help.

"If you can create enough of a ruckus that I can slip out of the general area without being noticed, so that slave hunters don't get sent for me, that oughtta do."

What do you do?

*sigh*

Due to a lack of original ideas: take off thong, go to Exotic Store, try to sell it.

You to the Exotic Store,



No one is here.



All of a sudden, the world starts to feel really fuzzy.

What do you do?

Status

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
- +4 spear
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
-

Squeegy:
1hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (9 silver, 8 copper, maps)
-Tin Whistle
-
-
-

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (1 silver, Account slip [3 copper], maps)
-
-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

[Siquo]

Uhoh. Go outside, go back to the tower and look (guessing that is what's "doing" the fuzzy stuff).

[Vlynndar]

What if we sneak off together? I don't really feel liike being captured... On the other hand, do slaves get sent to Lamarr?

[JoshuaFH]

Sorry for the slow update. Have a lot of stuff on my mind recently.

Uhoh. Go outside, go back to the tower and look (guessing that is what's "doing" the fuzzy stuff).

You go back to the Tower.



You find an odd masked man, who's wearing your cloths! You can tell, from looking at the "Siquo" embroidered on the shoulder.

He's yelling as loud as he can at the Tower,

"HEY! LET ME IN! LET ME IN YOU CRAZY ASSHOLES! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! I COULD DIE OUT HERE!"

The masked man starts kicking and beating the door, trying his damndest to break it down. He is panicked, and hasn't noticed you.

What do you do?

What if we sneak off together? I don't really feel liike being captured... On the other hand, do slaves get sent to Lamarr?

"Lamar eh? As much as I'd like to get back to Apple County, I guess I could lie low in Earl for awhile, until I find a safer way to get home. You have a deal, the name's Bill, but my slave name is Toby, don't call me Bill in front of the Faudian Slave Masters."

Bill has joined your party.

What do you do?

Status

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
- +4 spear
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
-

Squeegy:
1hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (9 silver, 8 copper, maps)
-Tin Whistle
-
-
-

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (1 silver, Account slip [3 copper], maps)
-
-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

Bill:
20hp
Wearing: Dirty, old clothes.
-grappling hook
-2 flint rocks
-Wooden figurine (human)
-PDA
-

[Squeegy]

> flee like I am being chased by a wild horde of GCSes

or if you prefer Dead Rising parodies

> prop up shopkeeper on shoulder, thus granting near-immunity to attacks until I can escape

[Siquo]

"Hey, you're the guy that stole my clothes!"
"I want to get in there as well, so let's work together, help me get in and I'll forgive you", I smile at him.

"Got any plan to get in?"

IF he doesn't, try bashing door with spear.

[Vlynndar]

Can we use your grappling hook to get to the other side of the river? That way we can avoid the fort and your master.
By the way, where is Apple County?

[JoshuaFH]

> flee like I am being chased by a wild horde of GCSes

or if you prefer Dead Rising parodies

> prop up shopkeeper on shoulder, thus granting near-immunity to attacks until I can escape

You hoof it out of there.



The bear doesn't give chase.

What do you do?

"Hey, you're the guy that stole my clothes!"
"I want to get in there as well, so let's work together, help me get in and I'll forgive you", I smile at him.

"Got any plan to get in?"

IF he doesn't, try bashing door with spear.

You say something to him, but he's too panicked to notice.



He bashes the door down, the glowing symbol shatters as he does so.

What do you do?

Can we use your grappling hook to get to the other side of the river? That way we can avoid the fort and your master.
By the way, where is Apple County?

"No, we can't. There are no trees are other landmarks for the hook to catch on to, so it won't work."

What do you do?

[Siquo]

Whoo!

Follow him inside. If he doesn't go inside, lead the way inside.