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[JoshuaFH]

> retrieve arms from bear

You already have arms!

[Squeegy]

> see if bear can do circus tricks

[Siquo]

> retrieve arms from bear

LOL, only Americans have the right to bear-arms. 

So uhm... A tower. Didn't expect that.

Let's assess the situation.

Infernal probability: 80%
Evil wizard probablility: 50%
Demons and somesuch probability: 70%
Peasant-death probability: 100%

Knock on the door, I guess.

[Vlynndar]

Psh, you shouldn't bear arms. You should arm bears. And yes, I stole this from someone here.

I say, "Hey, thanks man. What are you all up to? By the way, Siquo says hi."

[JoshuaFH]

> see if bear can do circus tricks

The bear is irritated by your insolence! Comparing him to a lowly circus bear is a pejorative slur against bear-kind of the highest calibur! Choose your next words carefully human!

What do you do?

> retrieve arms from bear

LOL, only Americans have the right to bear-arms. 

So uhm... A tower. Didn't expect that.

Let's assess the situation.

Infernal probability: 80%
Evil wizard probablility: 50%
Demons and somesuch probability: 70%
Peasant-death probability: 100%

Knock on the door, I guess.

You knock on the door, it sounds like a regular wooden door. No one answers.

What do you do?

Psh, you shouldn't bear arms. You should arm bears. And yes, I stole this from someone here.

I say, "Hey, thanks man. What are you all up to? By the way, Siquo says hi."

"What am I up to? Helping the Faundians, of course. General Rupert the Fairy is fuming over the current loss. His expensive mechanical body got captured and apparently his partner, Gus, got killed in the battle, so he must be absolutely enraged. I'd recommend avoiding him, like I am, to avoid his ire."

What do you do?

[Phazer]

Worship the bear and offer it sacrifices if it helps you on youre journey

[Siquo]

Right. Open the door. Check for traps. Go inside!

[Squeegy]

Psh, you shouldn't bear arms. You should arm bears. And yes, I stole this from someone here.

You stole that from me.

> apologize to bear and explain that I don't know about bear culture
> tell shopkeeper that I'll sic a bear on him if he doesn't give me my money back for the cursed whistle

[Vlynndar]

Ah, great. I'll be sure to do that. Y'know, I'm not a Faundian slave, but one of duke Cody.  He told me to kill imps in Piet but I went the wrong way. Do you have any idea where I should go?
Before you kill me because you think I'm from Lamarr, I'm not. In fact, I don't even know what fort Lamarr is or anything about Ruperts recent loss.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Mention you're the town retard.

[Vlynndar]

Ah, great. I'll be sure to do that. Y'know, I'm not a Faundian slave, but one of duke Cody.  He told me to kill imps in Piet but I went the wrong way. Do you have any idea where I should go?
Before you kill me because you think I'm from Lamarr, I'm not. In fact, I don't even know what fort Lamarr is or anything about Ruperts recent loss.

I am also the town retard. Village idiot. One of those two.

[Siquo]

Rupert Schmupert. He's next on the list, right after the imps and their demon overlord, and a crazy dwarf riding a GCS.

How one little 6 can turn a peasant into a megalomaniac...

[Vlynndar]

Rupert Schmupert. He's next on the list, right after the imps and their demon overlord, and a crazy dwarf riding a GCS.

How one little 6 can turn a peasant into a megalomaniac...

We should meet. I can help you.

[Siquo]

I'm in the tower at Piet. I'll try to leave some baddies alive for you 

[Vlynndar]

Bop them on the head for a bit. Then I can hypnotize 'em. To what goal? No idea.