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Author Topic: What's your line?  (Read 79023 times)

Chandrasekhar

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 05:46:39 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on January 25, 2009, 05:39:03 pm

 Alas, if anything I shall be remembered for the following:
 
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I wish the person who introduced me to DF was as nice as you.  Instead, I just got told that building too many megaprojects would make my palms grow hair. :(
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 06:49:10 pm »
Dwarves, alcohol, a bloody trail of ruin and destruction,massive environmental disaster and magma vs. clumsy invaders, adorable kittens, common sense, any kind of decency you would usually expect from a sentient race, and magma. Strike salt the Earth!
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Quote from: Eagle on January 21, 2009, 11:42:38 pm
And then, when you arrive at your destination, the dwarves split up and destroy anything in thier path. Kinda like locusts, but bearded and drunk.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 07:48:49 pm »
Quote from: Ampersand
if you're not careful you'll end up flooding the world.
this is truly what exemplifies the crazy logic of DF
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Quote from: Slappy Moose on March 22, 2009, 06:19:31 pm
Oh Gordon Freeman, what medical procedure can't you educate alien war machines about?

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2009, 07:59:15 pm »
Osmosis Jones has been struck down.
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Quote from: Il Palazzo on November 14, 2011, 03:35:18 pm
The Marx generator will produce Engels-waves which should allow the inherently unstable isotope of Leninium to undergo a rapid Stalinisation in mere trockoseconds.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2009, 08:32:45 pm »
Babies don't bounce, however when dropped from high enough parts of it do.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2009, 11:43:33 pm »
DF in one line? Impossible! But I'll try anyway.

"Dwarf Fortress: Rube Goldberg would be proud."
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2009, 12:02:11 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Using waterwheels to power your pumps to power the waterwheels.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2009, 12:07:13 am »
Yay, paraphrasing from memory.

"Dwarf Fortress: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get hammered."
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Quote from: jester on February 02, 2012, 03:23:48 am
Yah, it sounds like minecraft with content, you have obviously missed the point, people dont like content, they like different coloured blocks.
Quote from: Foxbyte on October 12, 2009, 05:22:54 pm
Seems to work fine with my copy. As soon as I loaded the human caravan came by and the world burst into fire.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2009, 12:07:54 am »
DF.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2009, 12:48:09 am »
Stop! Hammertime!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2009, 01:20:22 am »
Quote from: Sergius on January 26, 2009, 12:48:09 am
Stop! Hammerertime!
Had to fix that.

Dwarf Fortress: Never has a smiley face looked so sad.

Or, in the same vein;

DF: Rip the guts out of a goblin! g~~
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2009, 02:55:07 am »
hmm summing up DF in one sentance,

DF: all hail toady one
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2009, 04:56:08 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Cannibalistic elves, well armed; amiable humans, goblinoid goblins and psychopathic, moronic, oblivious, schizophrenic, murderous dwarfs.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2009, 07:07:25 am »
DF: Welcome to f%$&^ing Boatmurdered!!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2009, 08:04:47 am »
STRIKE THE EARTH.
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