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[Dwarf]

So my whole fort is female (i did something to my raw don't know what) and for some odd reason one of my guards has given birth to a baby?? lesbian sex or are they having baby's Va asexual reproduction  ?

you decide 

Did you have any mules or other male animals?

[SimRobert2001]

Did you have any mules or other male animals?

great. now i have pop tart all over my keyboard.

you should think about those of us who are eating when we read your posts.

[Dwarf]

Did you have any mules or other male animals?

great. now i have pop tart all over my keyboard.

you should think about those of us who are eating when we read your posts.

Was it so funny or so disgusting? Or even funnisting?
Also, what the hell is a pop? Soft Drink, Popsicle, Lollipop, Popcorn?

[woose1]

Did you have any mules or other male animals?

great. now i have pop tart all over my keyboard.

you should think about those of us who are eating when we read your posts.

Was it so funny or so disgusting? Or even funnisting?
Also, what the hell is a pop? Soft Drink, Popsicle, Lollipop, Popcorn?

LOLOLLOLOL
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/pics/poptart.jpeg

[Tormy]

So my whole fort is female (i did something to my raw don't know what) and for some odd reason one of my guards has given birth to a baby?? lesbian sex or are they having baby's Va asexual reproduction  ?

you decide 

Well, well....there is a male in disguise...and may I say that he is in the paradise? 

[Dwarf]

So, what if all real women actually are lesbian, and have door on their rooms too?

[Tormy]

So, what if all real women actually are lesbian, and have door on their rooms too?

Well, that would surely piss off the disguised male. 

[Foa]

So, what if all real women actually are lesbian, and have door on their rooms too?

Well, that would surely piss off the disguised male. 

Or maybe, merchant(s), wink wink, and woose1, I made that joke before you.



But there needs to be something else... ( 1. Beer 2. Lager )



And then there needs to be another thing...



And this is what are elves are ( tasty morsels )

[ColonelTEE3]

In the words of Malcom from Jurassic Park..."Nature... finds a way"

[SimRobert2001]

Did you have any mules or other male animals?

great. now i have pop tart all over my keyboard.

you should think about those of us who are eating when we read your posts.

Was it so funny or so disgusting? Or even funnisting?
Also, what the hell is a pop? Soft Drink, Popsicle, Lollipop, Popcorn?

Thats how funny it was. a "pop tart" is a small pastry thats eaten, usually for breakfast.

LOLOLLOLOL
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/pics/poptart.jpeg

Its like that, except that its an actual food item, and not a kitten. look at the front of the box.

[Hectonkhyres]

Cripes. Do they even teach about Catherine the Great and her favorite horse in highschool anymore?
Seriously, no regard for the classics.

[Yanlin]

I named one of my dwarves Leonidas.

Later when I made a pitting task to pit a goblin down the chasm, guess who does the pitting.

...Dilios, while treating a "scratch"?

Heh. After the event I made sure to pave a big "THIS IS *Fortress name here*!" near the pit.

[Iapetus]

"Urist McDwarf is ecstatic.  She lost a spouse to tradgedy recently.  She was forced to endure the decay of a child recently.  She lost a pet to tragedy recently.  She was disgusted by a miasma.  She was forced to sleep in the dirt.  She had a truely decadent drink.  She was comforted by a lovely waterfall."


The "lovely waterfall" was the result of the flood that cause her to get separated from her baby (who got trapped at the bottom of the mine, drowned, and decayed). 

[Jack_Bread]

All my champions in my current fortress are giving birth and carrying babies around- in a fight with HFS, the champions barreled straight through unscathed but three of the babies are missing various limbs. 

Spoiler: HFS (click to show/hide)

[MuonDecay]

All my champions in my current fortress are giving birth and carrying babies around- in a fight with HFS, the champions barreled straight through unscathed but three of the babies are missing various limbs. 

Spoiler: HFS (click to show/hide)

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