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[Begory]

So my whole fort is female (i did something to my raw don't know what) and for some odd reason one of my guards has given birth to a baby?? lesbian sex or are they having baby's Va asexual reproduction  ?

you decide 

[Il Palazzo]

1.she got pregnant before arriving at your fort
2.she got laid with some caravan boys or the liasion
3.the same as above, but by spores rather than an intercourse
4.as with some animals facing shortage of males, dwarves must be capable of parthenogenesis. In which case, you've got your first dwarven clone. Huzzah!(?)
5.divine intervention.

[Begory]

So to make this thread have a point please post some wierd things that have happend to you in this game

1 My first dwarf went crazy and is taking off all his cloths 

2 One of my dwarfs planned a party in the prison

[Wang Commander]

2 One of my dwarfs planned a party in the prison

Do you have any goblins locked up?

[Splendiferous]

1. my first fort. my champion miner fell in love with an elephant, followed it around for a few seasons. was, smashed to death.

2. named a lye maker joker. He's immediately attacked by a batman

3. hunter refused to hunt anything but carp, and survives for six years.

4. a bronze colossus shows up, and is killed by the first skeleton deer he finds. I am now terrified of the skelks.

[Skorpion]

My walls are covered in political commentary.

'An engraving of a dwarf. The dwarf is surrounded by dwarves.'
'An engraving of dwarves. The dwarves are labouring.'
'An engraving of a dwarf. The dwarf is engraving.'

[KaelGotDwarves]

All my champions in my current fortress are giving birth and carrying babies around- in a fight with HFS, the champions barreled straight through unscathed but three of the babies are missing various limbs. 

[Christes]

A champion marksdwarf had her baby snatched right out of her arms.

She then totally unloaded on the snatcher, killing both the snatcher and the baby.  But it's all cool, she ate in a legendary dining room.

[Orange Drink]

my hunter was had a baby and carried him around with her.

the baby survived a full two seasons before suffocating because a wolf bit him and pierced his lung.

[Shaostoul]

I had a dwarf get slaughtered by my champion hammerdwarf. Dead dwarf lost all possible body bits... heck of a clean up... then some how... I have no idea... corpse was brought to a bed and resurrected. Vanilla version. Dwarf had dark gray (missing everything more or less, I think there was one yellow thing.) About a season later... Was walking around (was sparring, after revive, wasn't military) hauling stuff, planting, etc.

I had a Flame Maiden (new game on LL.) Start to fly up towards my garbage shute (Chasm with covered bridge except single hole for dropping stuff... She wanted to come up as a dwarf dropped the iron anvil... Arms and legs came off and Flame Maiden fell with anvil...

[JoshuaFH]

I had a Flame Maiden (new game on LL.) Start to fly up towards my garbage shute (Chasm with covered bridge except single hole for dropping stuff... She wanted to come up as a dwarf dropped the iron anvil... Arms and legs came off and Flame Maiden fell with anvil...

that is so funny! i laughed. it reminds me of the old loony toons cartoons where an anvil gets dropped on somebody.

[E-mouse]

Sounds like a new trap method for dealing with flying creatures.

[Agent_Irons]

Sounds like a new trap method for dealing with flying creatures.

There's a thread around here somewhere with a kinetic energy trap involving magma, water, and midair hijinks.

Oh, and OP? You have Dwarf Jesus there. Mind he doesn't rise up in rebellion.

[Yanlin]

I named one of my dwarves Leonidas.

Later when I made a pitting task to pit a goblin down the chasm, guess who does the pitting.

[pushy]

I named one of my dwarves Leonidas.

Later when I made a pitting task to pit a goblin down the chasm, guess who does the pitting.

...Dilios, while treating a "scratch"?